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hey guys I moved to @theoneandonlypatronsaint so follow me on there!

JUST 👏 BECAUSE 👏 A 👏 WOMAN 👏 IS 👏 COMFORTABLE 👏ENOUGH 👏 IN 👏 HER 👏 OWN 👏 SKIN 👏 TO 👏 WEAR 👏 REVEALING 👏 OUTFITS 👏 DOESN’T 👏 GIVE 👏 ANYONE 👏 THE 👏 RIGHT 👏 TO 👏 SEXUALLY 👏 HARASS 👏 HER 👏 PASS 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏

blackparaderunner

Awkward things that happened during claps that the fab four doesn’t want you to know about:

Kobra bringing everything to a standstill because he lost his contact lens. Had everyone, including Dracs, looking for them.

Party losing his pants and refusing to put them back on.

Everyone pointing at Korse and yelling ‘Bald!’ because the sun was reflecting just right and it blinded them.

Jet tripping over his own feet because he couldn’t see through his hair.

Party trying to jump over the hood of the Trans Am dukes of hazard style and hitting himself right in the balls.

Ghoul torturing a Drac by reciting vegan brownie recipes

Kobra punching out an exterminator so hard they were flung back like ten feet but no one seeing it.

Kobra karate chopping a blaster in half when no one was looking

Poison’s gun jamming and him throwing it at a Drac before freaking out and trying to get it back

Jet ‘accidentally’ suplexing Ghoul

Ghoul ‘accidentally’ kicking Korse in the balls so hard that Party felt so bad he called off the fight

Kobra pantsing Korse during the middle of a clap and no one knowing what to do

Ghoul and Kobra accidentally making out

Jet stopping the fight because he found someone’s finger and needed to make sure it wasn’t any of the guy’s.

Party and Jet getting into a fight with a group of maggot babies because they kept touching their hair

Ghoul forgetting to fill the Trans Am with gas so their ‘dramatic’ escape took several hours.

Party being so sleep deprived her started fighting the cacti instead of the Dracs

vamphoney

same to the last one though

rpmemes-galore

Send me “ ✚ “ for my muse to find yours after a fight, bruised and bloody

watchmebleed

elasticitymudflap

music stim things:

• bouncin on ur toes bc u cant dance but u Also cant Not Dance

• systematic tapping ur fingers and hands like ur really the song mixer and this is a launchpad video

• my Hands…………………. The Conductor

• i wasnt thinking the right thought at the right time when the song did the thing now i gotta start it all over

• my tongue got tired from secretly singing along Inside My Mouth

• im so full of emotions now??? just from hearing this one really good note??? my chest feels like really happy balloon now AaaaAAAAAA???

• when u got ur headphones in and it hits the Good Frequency™ and everything is just Fantastic

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

cynical-werewolf

Today’s Friday, though.

sketchlock

i'm dying squirtle

my body isnt a temple, it’s a condemned building covered in prophecies in the form of graffiti. my soul is a shrine made of garbage and neon and i am holy, hallelujah.