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incorrect batfam quotes, SEND IN QUOTES PLEASE, feel free to use any of the quotes in whatever you want just don’t forget to credit so i can see!!!

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Jason: You gotta walk in rooms like the gods sent you.

Damian: As a punishment.

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Jason: I wasn't bullying Tim.

Jason: I saw cunt so I said cunt.

Jason: That's not bullying that's an astute observation

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Tim: so I just slept 7 hours which is twice as long as I usually sleep

Tim: so I’m a little disoriented

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dick: request for you to not be a bitch

jason: denied!

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dick grayson: “when i’m murdered, make sure my case is unsolved”

bruce Wayne: “what?”

dick grayson: “i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.”

bruce wayne: “can we go back to the part when you said “WHEN i’m murdered??”

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jason: what if “Its Raining Men” and “Let the bodies hit the floor” are about the same event but from two different perspectives?

dick: i’m literally begging you to stop.

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killer, on the phone: i see you

dick:

killer:

dick: do i look good?

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a cop: You have the right to remain silent.

dick: do i have the ability to though?

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(Quarantine day 40)

dick: i am so tired of this.

damian: I just want to get out of this house.

jason: Tim, how are you dealing with the quarantine.

tim, who hasn’t left his bed in days: the what?

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reporter: what’s it like working with the batfamily?

superman: imagine working with completely civilised, responsible, and mature people.

reporter: okay.

superman: now throw that idea out of the window.

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dick: hey, do you have a bag i can borrow?

tim: The only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

dick: literally all you had to do was say no.

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tim, pulling out a flask: you want some of this?

dick: sure.

dick, taking a sip: what the fuck? is this soup?

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damian: your existence is confusing.

dick: how so?

damian: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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dick: i’m never playing Sims with you again after you made that underground torture chamber.

jason: well what are you supposed to do with sims?

dick: Take care of them!

jason: unrealistic.

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dick: what are you doing?

tim, spreading toothpaste on toast: i’m multitasking.

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Tim: Here, let me help you. *pours mouthwash on Dick's cereal*

Dick: *seriously considers eating it*

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Tim: i have a bad feeling about this

Jason: what do you mean?

Tim: don’t y’all get that little voice in your head telling you something could go wrong

Jason & Damian simultaneously : no??

Tim: well that explains a lot

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Jason: so you can say “have a nice day” and that’s considered polite

Jason: but you can’t say “enjoy the next 24 hours” without sounding extremely threatening

Dick: why are you in my house