crayon

✮ they/them ✮ genderqueer and ace ✮ i also like women ✮ currently experiencing gender envy from bats ✮ https://linktr.ee/crayonboxcolors607 ✮

[crayonboxcolors607]

(I've gained enough followers by now that I don't have as much imposter syndrome about making this post lol)

Hi there, I’m Crayon!

Here are some mundane things about me:

My pronouns are they/them –sometimes he/him if I’m feeling spicy😉

(for legal purposes that is a joke and my pronouns are they/them but u can use he/him)

My gender is whatever is most inconvenient for you in the current moment

I am an adult and feel obligated to share that 18+ things can and will sometimes be posted on this account, so keep that in mind when viewing please.

I’m autistic and my special interests include House MD, Supernatural, Marvel(ish) and Shameless (also BDSM but this one is significantly harder to explain as an asexual person)

I write shit for those fandoms as well

If you send me a request I will maybe probably do it

Check out my shit on ao3

Ok that’s enough (pretend) socializing BYE

[sweet-marie]

guys, if i do kill myself and never published any books or anything please copy all my best tumblr posts and arrange them into a deeply moving stream of consciousness narrative and submit it to the new yorker on my behalf. i feel like i can count on you. don't let my life and posting have been in vain

[esthermika]

[crayonboxcolors607]

guys i need feedback

which is more inappropriate: a 15yr age gap between a 19yr old and a 34yr old, or a 29yr age gap between a 25yr old and a 54yr old?

totally not for a The Pitt fic btw hahaha what’re u taking abt??

WHICH ONE?

19 and 34 (gap of 15yrs)

25 and 54 (gap of 29yrs)

Remaining time: 1 hour 29 minutes

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

[nifrequerne]

I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

[everyoneinspaceisgay]

I hope they’re having a nice life

[ts-virgil-angst]

we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if that unfinished fic haunts you to this day

[alyssathestormwitch]

[dollmaycry]

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[crayonboxcolors607]

conversation i had with my best friend about my asexuality vs sex neutrality

for reference we have been friends for 7 years and he currently has a girlfriend.

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[sarking]

Lemme just write this real quick to get it out of my system

Oh no it's deeper in my system

[crayonboxcolors607]

just explained the omegaverse to my cishet male friend and OH GOODNESS

he was so invested? like he was asking questions and going "oh really?"

also i made him take the quiz and he got "independent omega"

[iguanodonwildman]

Hey! Just a reminder! AO3 does NOT have an app. This garbage was made by theives who steal fan artist’s work and sell it back to you.

“Oh, but it’s free!” There are ads. They are making money off of this. They are stealing from the creators you love and you are hurting those same creators if you use this app or any similar app.

Don’t use it. Report it at every opportunity.

[threedollarsdotcom]

ladies ladies plase; i have no redeemable qualities

[hersurvival]