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Haven't had occasion to revisit these two idiots in a bit #becauselife, but trust that they still make up about 83% of my brainrot
--> please don't repost, but do reblog! :D
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Happy Pride, have some old man yaoi
Haven't had occasion to revisit these two idiots in a bit #becauselife, but trust that they still make up about 83% of my brainrot
--> please don't repost, but do reblog! :D
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Pixie has discovered must-see TV in the form of the bird feeder below this window, and she keeps turning around & super-excitedly tap-tapping my arm like a teenager going "omgomgomg do you SEE this???" and then turning back to the window. Glad I could enrich your day sweetheart!
I keep making posts about short fics, and I'm going to continue doing so because on every short fic post I make, I get people who love short fics but I also get authors who feel guilty because they don't write "full fics" or "complete stories"
Short fics are complete. Short fics are full stories. There are more tales in the world than just novels. There are more ways of sharing your idea than creating an entire world to go along with it.
You can tell a complete story in 100 words. You can call a fic complete and full and fleshed out, even without all of the context or history or world building in your brain.
Your readers have imaginations, just like you do. Have faith that they'll be able to fill in any blanks on their own. Trust that they'll enjoy what you put out, even if it's short.
Stop measuring yourself with a ruler that doesn't even matter. If you want to write a long fic, that's wonderful. I wish you well.
But if you don't want to write novels, please stop apologizing for that. You have nothing to feel bad about. Be proud that you can capture a moment or a feeling or an idea in just a few words. Not everyone can do that.
I'm sure someone has said this at some point in response to this post, but I would like to add:
Your short fanfics belong on AO3.
Yep, that includes your 100-word drabbles, and fics even shorter than that!
I've seen people express the belief that their shorter fics are somehow not "worthy" of being added to the Archive, or that they don't want to "clutter up the tags" with short works.
All fanfics belong on the Archive!
I would love to see more people posting short works there, and tumblr ficlets, and all those wonderful bite-sized stories that are sometimes exactly what I'm looking for. I'd love to be able to kudos them, comment on them, and download them to add to my fic collection.
Please post your short works to AO3 😊
Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by THE pornstar Nina Hartley
Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by THE pornstar Nina Hartley
My mom and I went to an antique mall and we were both devastated that this was $650
the shop owners are well aware of its value
Why tf did I read that as "gay owls"? Like not to be alarmist but possibly Something is Wrong with my brain 🤦♀️
Based on the predictions in Singapore's Bras Basah Complex
how we feeling about the 2026 year of the horse zodiac predictions?
fuck my stupid rat life
bad
mid
good
rabbits stay winning
Always great when the title is "frail and sickly." Like this promises nothing but good things, clearly....
Leopard seals look so stupid from the front angle
If the thing from The Shape of Water and Lord Voldemort had a child....
also really annoyed by the number of people who keep telling me organic doesn't matter I KNOW THAT ORDINARILY IT DOES NOT. I know that a lot of the guidelines are arbitrary and bullshit. but also when you have MCAS actually like... it does make a difference often to know stuff is less likely to be even SLIGHTLY cross contaminated with certain things! I am not claiming that this is broadly true or that anything is Toxic and Evil! but I would really like to have my experiences and concerns not be dismissed just because they are statistically not common! if anyone wants to start some non-""clean"" skincare brands that take seriously a need for really rigorously overseen formulation and low ingredients and consideration for things which may be more likely to cause reactions even if they're not "toxic" I would be THRILLED! recently I got a low ingredient moisturizer and cleanser from a company whose ad copy and branding I actually really fucking hate bc it IS deeply fear mongering about stuff like this, but I started reacting to my usual cetaphil/cerave/vanicream stuff and I needed something with Less Ingredients to try to see if I could pin down what was upsetting my skin. this was the only one I could find that was purposely formulated with 1. very few ingredients and 2. common allergic triggers taken into consideration. it sucks!!!! and it sucks to be struggling with all of this on top of being able to eat six things and not being able to leave the house or Smell Fragrances and then have people online tell me I'm being irrational or whatever for being really concerned about what's in everything I put on or inside of my body!
I've been desperately trying to find reliable sources of information about this stuff and you know what that's gotten me? a metric ton of algorithmically targeted advertisements from ""clean"" ""nontoxic"" brands trying to sell me their snake oil at every turn!
if skincare and nutrition scicomm people say they're combating misinformation and grifters then they NEED to address the elephant in the room, which is: the demographic that is most often targeted by those people and those movements. and instead by and large they pretend that because we're statistically in the minority, our concerns are irrelevant. like... it's the people with allergies and the chronically ill people and the people with extremely sensitive skin and sensitive guts who react to a bunch of common ingredients and who are constantly trying to find some guidance about what's more likely to be safe for them who are getting LASER targeted by these people. we are the primary target! it's bonkers to claim to be combating this stuff if you're ignoring us.
As another MCAS patient, hard second. Like I absolutely get that vitamin C is a great skincare ingredient, as an example, but I am VERY REACTIVE to citrus. If you're providing it in the form of, say, grapefruit peel oil, which seems to be a super common one, I'm steering very far clear. It's not because I have a problem with vitamin C!
you're given a million of whatever you just googled, how is it going?
good
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results
It was the employee login page for my employer because I wanted to check my paystub. If I'm getting a million paycheques? Fuck yeah! A million employers? My direct manager's amazing... the rest of them can get bent
Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
You go down the stairwell/fire escape. Is that weird?
But what if you have a walker or a wheelchair??
in america at least, in this situation, there isnt one. either your loved ones or the firemen can get you out using the emergency fire escapes or stairs, or you die
That's fucking horrific, thank you
“fun” little story:
last summer my friend who is an amazingly talented artist and i were in this super tall building, and she’s in a wheelchair and i’m pushing her around the room. it’s an art exhibit and some of her art was chosen to be showcased there and so it’s all fine and dandy until suddenly an alarm starts going off
a FIRE ALARM
everyone starts running for the stairs and my friend just looks at me with this forlorn look on her face
“i can’t go down the stairs”
but i’m a stubborn bitch “i’ll carry you”
“what about my chair? it’s too expensive for me to be able to get another one if i can’t get this one back”
“i’ll carry that too”
and i did. we went to the stairs (by then most people from our floor were gone) and i lifted her up in a fireman’s carry over my shoulder and then lifted her chair up and used the ridiculous amount of adrenaline that was coursing through my veins to make it down approximately 20 half-flights of stairs until we met some people exiting lower floors, one of which who kindly took the chair. I changed positions so i was holding my friend bridal-style which was, somehow, easier and the person who took her wheelchair (with her permission to handle it of course) accompanied me to the ground floor and then out the doors
basically there is no real protocol for people who can’t use the stairs in an emergency. it’s up to the people with them, if anyone, to help them or the person to somehow make it down the stairs alone, unassisted
thank fuck that it was just a faulty alarm system, because if i was unable to carry her down those stairs and the building was on fucking fire???? then i don’t know what would have happened to her, but i don’t think it would have been very good.
it’s fucking ridiculous and ableist to the absolute max.
I use a cane. When I did a day-long fire safety training at my northeast American university (UMass Amherst), I asked that exact same question: “what am I supposed to do if the fire alarm goes off and I’m in my lab on the twelfth floor?”
the fire marshal hemmed and hawed for a while and then said to take the elevator- you’re supposed to leave it free for the fire department to use and they want able-bodied people out fast not waiting for elevators. if the fire alarm has just gone off the building probably hasn’t suffered enough structural damage to make using the elevator dangerous, and modern elevator wells are heavily reinforced. many large and high-trafficked buildings on my campus have fire rated elevators that link in with the fire alarm system so they won’t let you off on a floor with a possible fire.
if the elevator isn’t working, wait in the stairwell and call the fire department to let them know where you are. modern stairwells are also heavily reinforced- it might not be pleasant but modern building code usually requires fire-resistant stairwell doors in office and big residential buildings, also to help firefighters get in and out safely. older buildings’ stairwells may or may not be retrofitted with fire-resistant doors but a stairwell is generally the safest place to wait if you can’t get out.
what happened to your friend was horrible, and i’m very glad you were there to help her out, but you can absolutely use the elevator to evacuate if it’s not shut down. those don’t-use-the-elevator rules are for abled people.
This is GOOD TO KNOW. why do they not tell people this??
Okay, firefighter here. If you are not physically able to use the stairs, and the elevator is NOT compromised, use the elevator. But you MUST be ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that the elevator is NOT compromised before you get into it, because there is always the chance that once you get into it, you may not exit it. Power could go out. The elevator may actually BE compromised and you just couldn’t tell from where you were until you were in there, and it suddenly shuts down on you. Something else could happen.
Understand that once you enter the elevator, you could POTENTIALLY be taking your life into your hands there.
It is NOT LIKELY, to be perfectly honest. It’s only in a pretty catastrophic scenario - think the Twin Towers, USA, on September 11th - that the elevators will be compromised and out of service. But there is a NOT ZERO PERCENT CHANCE and you need to understand that and accept it.
As for leaving the elevators free for the firefighters, okay, here’s the deal. Unless your nearest fire station is literally right next door? Your first on scene fire truck is NOT likely to be there on scene and needing that elevator before you get to the ground. It takes us TIME to find the address, gear up, and drive to the building. Then we need to hoof it into where the elevators even ARE, so YOU HAVE TIME to use the elevator to get down to the ground floor... BUT ONLY IF THERE’S NOT A RUSH ON THE ELEVATOR! And THAT is WHY we don’t tell people this shit. That’s WHY we tell people to NEVER USE THE ELEVATOR... because every self-entitled asshole will use it because they don’t feel like walking, and then put YOU in danger by delaying the elevator’s arrival to you.
IF, however, the elevator IS compromised, or you just can’t get it to come for you, or whatever, and you either don’t have anyone with you who has the adrenaline fueled BALLS to be able to toss you over their shoulder and hoof it down the stairs with you - because, let’s face it, that is RARE AS FUCK, then HERE IS WHAT YOU DO:
You call 911 and tell the call taker that you are in the building that has a fire alarm going off, and you are not able to evacuate because of a physical disability, and you tell them what floor you are on, and EXACTLY what stairwell you are waiting at. And the very FIRST thing that the firefighters are going to do once they arrive, if it is, indeed, a REAL emergency, and not a false alarm, is come get your ass and bring you down. Whether that means carrying you down the stairs, or whether that means locking out the elevators so that no one else can override them and coming to get you themselves, they WILL come get you FIRST THING if it is a real event. And if it is a false alarm? You will probably be the first person who is not involved with the building to know, because the call-taker is going to stay on the line with you until you are under someone’s care and out of danger, or until the scene has been sorted out as real or false, and you are out of danger that way.
These are pretty standard operations in the fire service throughout the United States. There may be some minor variations based on specific municipalities, but, for the most part, this is pretty typical: LIFE BEFORE PROPERTY. So, as long as SOMEONE knows where you are - hence why you call 911 - Firefighters will come get you. You are NOT alone, and you have NOT been abandoned. I PROMISE. It’s like, our whole reason for doing the shit we do: to save lives and to break shit. Sometimes, we get lucky enough to do both at the same time.
High rise fires suck ass, and I always hated them. But the very FIRST thing I asked anytime we got one was if we had “any entrapments” - which is what we call anyone who could not self-evacuate for ANY reason. We ain’t leaving you behind. And yes, your friend who doesn’t have the stamina to carry you down can stay with you, too. Because I would never ask that of someone, honestly.
Also, just a little FYI... MOST fire alarms are false alarms. Not to make anyone complacent or anything, but, yeah. Most of them are either system malfunctions, someone accidentally hit a pull station, or someone burned popcorn in a break room. So don’t let a fire alarm freak you out until you need it to - by smelling or seeing smoke or flames.
i have had multiple nightmares about this very thing because NOBODY BOTHERS TO ACTUALLY TELL WHEELCHAIR USERS THIS STUFF
I am loving these additions!
If you're disabled, this is worth the time and focusing energy to read through!!!
Short version:
If disabled and the fire alarm is just happened, you're allowed to take the elevators down but there's a small possibility you could get stuck if the elevators are compromised.
If you can't use the elevators or don't want that risk, go to the stairwell which is reinforced against fire, close the doors, and call 911 to let them know you are in that particular stairwell and can't get down.
Fire will strongly prioritize finding and rescuing people who might be still in the building during any actual structure fire. This is a major component of their job.
Fire people won't arrive in the course of one elevator run and actually half the deal with "don't use elevators" is supposed to be "leave it for people who need it in the emergency" which is both fire AND disabled people.
THANK YOU for this!! I walk with a cane and my mobility is slowly declining, and the building I work in is well past its best before date. When I tell you there's a running joke about whose turn it is to carry me down the stairs if we hear an alarm, take it in the context that we had a fire... a real one... a few years ago. Our new manager is a former firefighter... something I should probably run by her, actually!
Umberto Dattola: Envi (2012)
thank you so much @shilohta they look like they'd come out of the woods to bend gracefully to a salt lick
The aliens from Arrival but make them furniture? These are amazing!
Do you own any kind of winter jacket?
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"You know, I always have this obsession with birds. Once, while hunting with my uncle, I came across a wounded one. I kept it in a gilded cage, trying to care for it, but it died a few days later... perhaps from despair as much as from exhaustion. Nearly ten summers have passed, and I realize I never truly grew out of it, as though some quiet part of me is forever trapped in the same fragile stillness I once tried to save."
i was thinking the other day how we tend to draw cas and dean (correctly tbh) like
but in doing so we are betraying another fundamental dynamic of theirs which is more like,
This will never not make me almost spit out my drink!
Playing with the light at golden hour. I'm not used to shooting with the sun sitting so low.
"why are you taking a picture of that tree/building/sky/road/house" art and love are everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Tree/sky/road. With bonus river and Metallica concert, because I like the first one and the second just seems kinda fitting... 😉