🌈crazy & closeted🐉 🌸 ACEBIAN 🌸

pronouns: she/her 🏳‍🌈 Indian  🏳‍🌈 asexual homoromantic 🏳‍🌈 (pfp by SANGLED on picrew)  🏳‍🌈 likes owl house/amphibia 🦉🐸

[theauthor97]

I fucking love this post

[antimonarchy]

(ID: A screenshot of a post in the old tumblr format in a list that reads: 

hindi is a language

hinduism is a religion

hindu is someone who follows it

not all indians are hindu

not all indians speak hindi

the ‘d’ in hindu and hindi is pronounced like the ‘th’ in ‘though’

desi, pronounced “they see” and not daisy or dessi, means south asian

south asian = pakistan, india, bangladesh, sri lanka, nepal, etc. for those of you who never have looked at world map

desis are asians and have every right to call themselves that. shocking, I know. take your time to digest that.

/End ID)

[crazyclosetedacebian]

this post 👏👏👏

[strawberrybutch]

tag yourself im chaotic average

[crazyclosetedacebian]

chaotic 4.0 B)

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[lesbiandeweyfinn-deactivated201]

me and my friends play “World’s Greatest Expert” where one of the other players says “Hey, I heard you’re the world’s greatest expert on ____” and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing you’re the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

[funnytwittertweets]

[crazyclosetedacebian]

hey mom, i need to tell you something important, im an unexpected item in bagging area.

[crazyclosetedacebian]

Sometimes I will see a single ant crawling on the floor and think “i envy you, you beautifully ignorant creature i envy your life” but at other times I will think “get out right not this is my house”

[postingjustwhatever]

The other grimwalkers

Want to make your own golden guard? I've made a dress up game where you can make more cursed abominations like these!

Make Your Own Grimwalker ~ meiker.io

Inspired by the Disney show "The Owl House' Make your own version of previous Golden Guards. Or maybe make a Grimsona. This started ju

Go crazy with it go feral, lol. It can give you some pretty wacky results but it's mainly just the randomize button that does that.

I've added a lot too it since I first started working on it and I might add some more in the future. I think I'm gonna take a break from it for a while for now though. I pretty much made this in a week and I've burnt myself out. I'd never tried making a dress up doll before and it was definitely a learning process. There was a lot of trial and error but I like how it's turned out. There are still a few problems with it though and I'd like some feedback so I can improve it. And I'd also love to see what you make with it!

I made the ears optional because when you put the mask on it they show underneath. The hair also shows, so you will have to turn that off when you put the mask on.

I'd like to add some more shirt designs and hairstyles in the future. Some of the shirts designs are kind of ugly because I had been up for probably 24 hours while designing them (I just wasn't tired, I had eaten a ton of oreos and I didn't want to stop working on this) But by the end I think the lack of sleep may have affected how the designs turned out.

For the solid color shirts and pants when you click on them a color picker will show up.

There’s a lot of different colors and options to choose from for most of the categories, just make sure to scroll down to see them. I don’t know if it’s obvious on things like the colors that you can do that so I wanted to make sure people knew.

But I hope people enjoy this, it just started as a silly morbid joke in my head and ended up a huge project that I learned a lot from.

[crazyclosetedacebian]

Ah yes tumblr- the only place where you have to come out as straight

[fintan-pyren]

you FREEZE fintan? you freeze his body like the Great Value 100% Natural Green Peas©, available in the freezer section of your local grocery store for only $4.48, not including tax? oh! oh! jail for council! jail for council for One Thousand Years!!!!

[crazyclosetedacebian]

the green peas reference tho

[aroace-and-afraid]

it's not immature to be grossed out by sex and never wanting to have it/even think about it doesn't make you any less of a human being pass it on

[dannydanoninoo]

YULIVIA CANON YULIVIA CANON YULIVIA CANON

[crazyclosetedacebian]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA- im sorry cant stop screamin

[crazyclosetedacebian]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[cryptidkey]

Live footage of what happened after Hollow mind

(I still am not the best at formatting)

Bonus doodle!

[sparklemaia]

Keep reading

[snufkinsoldshoes]

HEAR ME OUT--- (feel free to add something!!)

[crazyclosetedacebian]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

hooty/duolingo owl/olms/worm on a string connected CONFIRMED!!??!!

[frogcoven99]

Three is a magic number

Yes it is, it’s a magic number

Somewhere in that ancient mystic trinity

You get three as a magic number

The past and the present and the future

Faith and hope and charity

The heart and the brain and the body

Give you three as a magic number

[crazyclosetedacebian]

this brings back so much schoolhouse rock memories . . .

[crazyclosetedacebian]

Sashanne vs Yulivia: The Dance Battle of The Girlfriends