My Ships!!!

This is where I go for my ships. Read the faq to know more. It will become apparent who I ship or you can just ask.

[mclennonyaoi]

whenever i’m bored i go to r/petfree and scroll for a while because these people are so fucking insane and have cultivated an echo chamber that is so crazy and they don’t even know it. it’s like actually really funny

[mclennonyaoi]

they get REALLY mad when someone calls their pet their baby and it’s always somehow mixed with some borderline misogynistic complaint about how the birth rate is falling. just incomprehensible levels of discourse going on over there

[mclennonyaoi]

like. what??? you’re mad because you saw a dogs footprints in the sand? not an actual dog or dog poop just. footprints? that will be washed away? you are a human being living on earth. of course you’re going to see evidence of dogs being alive sometimes. are you like, ok?

[junglejim4322]

Omg they’re like incels but for animals

[doikayt]

[jabberwockypie]

Oh, god, it's like the old cf_hardcore community on Livejournal where they'd call children "crotch droppings" and so on, but for pets.

[moonstoast]

yes & no by natalie wee

[deathlonging]

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reasons to not kiss him:

you weren't raised to love tender.

when he's around all you do is tremble. when he's around you want to get on your knees. look how much power he has over you. it's dangerous.

he's too good at forgiving and you're too good at violence.

you know what they say about monsters. you know what happens to the boys who love them. are you going to do that to him?

your hands don't know how to be gentle. think about the last beautiful thing that shattered in your palms. the fresh rosebuds crumbling between your fingers like a bruise. you wolf-boy, you war machine. you wouldn't know how to hold something magic and not destroy it.

if you hurt him it might kill you

if you hurt him you might kill yourself.

you are very bad at rehabilitation. this is one addiction you'd fail to give up. he's going to ruin you for all other kisses and all other boys and you'll spend the rest of your life trying to forget his name.

you still aren't sure he isn't a dream.

if you kiss him, you might wake up.

reasons to kiss him:

because he's beautiful.

because he asked.

because he preceded please with, i'm not afraid of you.

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[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

[esoanem]

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

[lunamargarita]

the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

[thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes]

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

[definitelynotclayface]

Female presenting gkpmnipples

[evilkitten3]

what the fuck are you people doing, trying to invent neo-french?

[astrophysicist-not-princess]

No, we’re inventing Gkpmneo-French

[beardedmrbean]

that's a happy ending, kindness in action can do some good here and there.

[muppetshow2026]

funny as hell next question

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[depsidase]

[imaginarycircus]

Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

[should-be-sleeping]

You’re never alone. There is always calming cat.

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[sunflowerbutch]

fake geek girl accusations have always been stupid and misogynistic and racist but the absurdity is really Highlighted when it's megan. megan thee stallion. lying about liking anime for men's approval. to impress whom, jeffrey? tyler, is megan thee stallion so worried about attracting you that she's faking her interests in her own songs? her own chart-topping songs? hunter, are you feeling ok? preston? zachary, do you need a cold wash cloth? how many fingers am i holding up austin

[adulthumanproblem-deactivated20]

[nyctosaurid]

huge power move of linguini to have his famous and well respected restaurant shut down because of a massive rat infestation only to immediately open a new restaurant called this

[brucebocchi]

[byjove]

this story is so funny that it makes me want to become a personal injury attorney. we’d be giggling all the way to the bank.

[keposhka]

[wolfertinger666]

werewolves that look like regular ass wolves are cool but they're more like shapeshifters to me...

gimme big scary bipedal fluffy wolf beasts with large fangs and claws, and soft tail...

[wolfertinger666]

more of this please!

[kaijuno]