Crazy as Hell

[jaxxartbox]

I can lick it I can ride it while you slippin and slidin━

Its grey sweatpants Draco Malfoy season 🍆

[vividreamsworld]

[prettyindiangirl]

Zack Grey

[emmawatsonsource]

Emma Watson attends the EE British Academy Film Awards 2022 at Royal Albert Hall on March 13, 2022 in London, England

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

[neilarmstrong]

I love this fucking book

[osheamobile]

“I’ve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times they’ve lost all meaning so I’m going to call them pirate-ninjas.

“So I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjas…”

[magnificentbane-deactivated2019]

there’s an entire chapter dedicated to him wondering how the cubs are doing while he’s stuck on mars, dying

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I like the part where the guys on Earth are like “He thinks we all gave up on him, and that he’s completely alone. I wonder what he’s thinking about right now.” And he’s like “How come Aquaman can control whales?”

[direwolfblackrose]

“ As with most of life’s problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation. “

“Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”

Two pages later… “What do you know? I’m in command”

“Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?” NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) “No. You’ll fuck it up and die.” So I took it apart.

And my personal favorite :” Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape. Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”

[miradademujer-deactivated202402]

Old San Juan, Puerto Rico. 🚢

[mooncorefriends]

empty beaches at night>>

searching for rocks on the beach at night w my s/o?? the best thing ever

[hairstylesbeauty]

[zoereadss]

Some of you haven’t stayed up reading until 4 am because you literally couldn’t put down your book until it was finished even though you needed to be up early the next day and it shows

[douchefaceandjerkass]

[6ex-papi]

Fuck her like her ex is living in the apartment downstairs.

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[sleepin]

♈️ dirty blog ♈️

[painfulblisss]

[poetainvisible]

“Bésame como si no lo harías de años. Bésame como nunca te han besado. Mis labios son tuyos, y mi vida también.”

— poeta invisible

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“To love a person it to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when they have forgotten.”

— Unknown

[d-maury-blog-blog]