I mean... yeah.

Just your average blog by a gay kid from Missouri who's living in London

[paypigbi]

i’m a paypig

mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it

ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today

[browningtons]

this is the money cuck, reblog and money will find you

[ugly]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[devilishdescent]

i know we make fun of baby boomers n shit for not being able to relate to millennials but we really are fucking impenetrable human beings 

[devilishdescent]

“so what do you talk about with your internet friends?”

[jncoes]

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

[seekers-whoarelovers-deactivate]

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

[ithelpstodream]

[skaleigha-deactivated20181208]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN BACK

[hashtagloveloses]

‪every rick and morty fan who cursed out a service worker over some sauce is a jerry‬

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[extrafabulouscomics]

redraw https://www.patreon.com/ExtraFabulousComics

[drinkableburrito-deactivated201]

you kno wat trope pisses me off

waking up in the morning and having to continue my existence

[supticnarration]

the best Depression Thing is wanting to be healthier so u drink more water but. alas. now you have so many cups/plastic water bottles in your room. who’s gonna clean that up??? not gonna be me

[supticnarration]

on a completely unrelated note all of you are invited to my Cup Fortress

[notparishilton]

THE BEST NEWS ARTICLE I’VE READ THIS YEAR

[whitegirlsaintshit]

White people is a slur? Noted.

[themanicpixiedreamgrrrl]

No but really though it’s important to know in a restaurant. White people mild is totally different than regular mild

[affablyevil]

Lmao.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[monsterpotion]

I genuinely and with no malice love how we are collectively moving towards this kind of exhausted yet biting satire using what is frankly a completely overexposed form.

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[6balls]

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

[certified-p0ser]

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

[frances-ha]

i love hamilton the musical

[frances-ha]

bye

[doodlize]

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

hey hey hey you remember ratatouille? that movie was fuckin wild. in the first 20m a woman points a shotgun at the protagonist and tries to shoot him multiple times, brings down the roof of her own house, and subsequently gasses it. then the rat goes to paris and meets the bastard son of a dead chef and almost dies. again. several times. many times! almost gets locked in an oven. and then drowned. then some shit happens and he controls the bastard son by pulling on his hair. also the bastard chef gets drunk at least once. it’s explicit too like the scheming sous chef brings this 18 y/o or whatever into his office and gets him drunk because he wants the kid to admit that he’s a successful chef because of a tiny hair-pulling rat puppeteer who lives in his hat. and all throughout it the rat is grappling with the ethical conflict of whether stealing is right, and how to reconcile the wasted excesses of capitalism with his belief in private property and self-earned worth, especially when he comes from an impoverished background where stealing was necessary. and the underlying motif is how art isn’t an exclusive club, and how making art accessible to everyone is critical to the expansion and success of art itself, and the importance of honesty in relationships. also the human protagonist’s name is linguini