Creamien

Wholesome 100% Irish made with our finest ingredients making it a premium quality // also cosplays

[jethroq]

[kowabungadoodles]

Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

[ttvck]

crawls up to you

[ttvck]

[glitterweave]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I….excuse me???

[darthkyros]

Heritage post.

[nushanchel]

I’m getting better

[oneheadtoanother]

[porterr-robinson]

[mop-mod]

“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

At 3 am too

[thickness-protection-program]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[tumbwr]

[arcadebroke]

[evillordzog]

Sound on

[purpleisnotacolor]

I had to make this lol

[depsidase]

[legovasavouchi]

[robotpussy]

[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

[dark-mlm-suggestion]

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

imagine a burger saying this haha

[davidtellez]

[atrisk]

does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

[mevil]

[cozy2000]

i accidentally sent this to my boss last year

[screnwriter-deactivated20220724]

''there's only one bed.''

''i'll bandage you up.''

''who did this to you?''

''i didn't know where else to go.''

''can you be my date to the wedding?''

''you're my best friend. i've always loved you.''

''shut up.'' ''make me.''

''i would never fall for you.''

''then why did you do it?'' ''BECAUSE I LOVE YOU''

''oh. oh.''

[fucking-jester-deactivated20240]

Me: I hate clichés

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