He's JUST not ready.

Sara. 28. What else do you want to know? This was my description from 2015. "What a great, great blog." -Me UMMMM, THIS IS A BLOG OF CUTE BOYS AND A LOT OF YELLING.

[yarn-cryptid]

so the other day my dash did a thing - just remembered I had it saved in my likes to come back and post about! anyway this about took me out at the damn knees, I had to go finish the rest of my shift with this burned into my retinas

I've never needed to bite a neck more than his. My teeth are itching. John Kellogg is writing me a prescription for cornflakes as we speak

[creamsodafloat]

God it's so cool to be a slut

[merryfinches]

Took my little Ed and Stede shrimpies to the beach today ❤️ they had a lovely time splashing in the waves, climbing sandcastles, and eating ice-cream

Ed dis have to fight off a seagull who tried to carry Stede off at one point, and then they were both chased by a crab who didn't appreciate the enthusiasm of their PDA, but, other than that, it was perfect. 🦀

Thanks darling @bizarrelittlemew for making them! ❤️

[xray-vex]

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 💖💖💖 ED 💖💖💖 💖ED💖💖💖💖💖 💖💖💖💖💖ED 💖 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

it's Draw Stede Bonnet Week! July 6-12, 2026

sharpie drawing of stede bonnet. he's wearing a worn, dirty shirt and holding his hands behind his back and looking at someone* fondly (*ed teach, not pictured) he is surrounded by tiny floating cartoon hearts and the word ED over & over. doodle by xray_vex

[suffersinfandom]

If you're ever feeling down because you haven't found your place in the OFMD fandom, you're not alone! I've been here since the beginning and I'm still an unanchored ghost lurking in the margins.

It takes a lot of posting and a little luck to claim a niche and become someone other people recognize.

[creamsodafloat]

This is so real, if I could be the Blackbeard and Izzy/reader baddie it would be like a fucking dream come true.

[yourfriendlyneighborhooddisaster]

whoever decided to give this man long hair has my eternal gratitude

[ratcoffin69]

‘I love everything about you’ never recovering from this are we

[creamsodafloat]

White people are like "sorry, I can't, I have to feed my sourdough starter"

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Emily Wilson is a professional Nachos Reheater and she's complaining that Nolan's not pushing creatively enough. Embarrassing!!;

[cheaphalloweencostume]

what is biblical skincare can anyone tell me

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in case u needed to hear it today

[creamsodafloat]

Rewatched first Thor movie today (husband hadn't seen it what the fuck) and Holy fucking hell insane about Loki more than usual. And heart eyes to Thor. But holy shit insane insaneisane

[creamsodafloat]

Crazy how alleged woke people just pray for the downfall of PoC

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[creamsodafloat]

ANYWAY, this movie was goated and haters are once again mad

[evergreene-images]

Just another dream

[creamsodafloat]

Fuck's sake, Next Goal Wins was actually funny as fuck and nice and good. Why the fuck do I ever listen to the lower haters my god

[creamsodafloat]

Feeling resentful and evil like peak Loki