never break the chain

Jasper, 32, they/them. Come talk to me about: OFMD, Heated Rivalry, The Pitt, knitting, or anything else under the sun.

[oflambandmoss]

being weird and full of love can save you

and it might save those around you, too

[probuccalfat]

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

[clleanlliness]

what doesn't kill you makes you cry on public transport

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[utopians]

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

it’s called having a heart of gold you fucking idiot

[peachnlov-moved-deactivated2019]

reblog this and tag the first vine that comes to ur mind. mine is the one of the people yelling at cabbage

[astrangelittlebird]

"The first time I met you. Those freckles..."

[bigheadmilf]

shout out to the followers that aren’t porn bots

[the-walkerrr]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[goth-queen]

[northshorewave]

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[thickness-protection-program]

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*