A Rat

Kylee, 23. “My greatest fear is... that someone will trick me into doing heroin.” “Which is the dumbest fear I’ve ever heard in my life.”

[sinnerenjoyer-deactivated202605]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[teaboot]

beg for your life, tennis boy

[glowcowboy]

guy who yells out “IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT” before letting out the gentlest, smallest scream you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life

[stevenrogered]

mindy kaling of all people having the best dress of the night so far was not on my 2024 met gala bingo card but this is gorgeous and on theme AND IT'S GORGEOUS

[feysandfeels]

[rinadragomir]

Sorry not sorry but this year is the real 2018 competitor. Cooked, served, ate and left no crumbs

[danhumphrey]

this comment under a bookstore video of all the first editions of the hobbit they have… i’m going to start crying

[cannibalchicken]

[heartfairy]

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

[sexygaywizard]

Can't stop thinking about how Willem Dafoe had to get a dick stunt double for a nude scene because everybody was so weirded out by how big his dick was that the director felt that it ruined the emotional impact of the scene

[sexygaywizard]

Honestly don't know if it's a compliment or an insult that everyone was so confused by the fact that the Green Goblin had a monster schlong

[sukimas]

my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

[henk-heijmans]

Just married couple in front of their burning car - photographer unknown

[mooonbride]

I looked up the original photo because I was wondering why the groom had no toes and was convinced this might be AI generated, but no. This is a real photo, but in the original the groom is wearing shoes. OP did you photoshop this image (badly) to make the groom barefoot???…

[leafcrunch]

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

[sun-and-time]

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

[leafcrunch]

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

[stuckinapril]

"this only takes 10 minutes so you should still have some free time" but have you considered that i need to lie down for 5 hours in complete silence after even the most basic task you could think of

[depsidase]

[infinity-on-hiii]

Nonconsensual Sexless BDSM (Beating The Shit Out Of You In An Alleyway)

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Guys, Elon released his stupid AI on Twitter and the first thing his idiot devotees did was ask it if trans women are really women and they are losing it over getting the correct answer back.

Now it’s recounting Elon’s lies for people too

This may be the only AI bot I’ve ever liked.

[escuerzoresucitado]

they are really fuckin these snails up

[yoorey]

scientists be like put that situation in a beast

[cargopantsman]

eternal sunshine of the spotless snail