Day Man

master of the nightman

[redplebeian-deactivated20150604]

5th Anniversary

[easilyhumored]

but mom, yodeling is my passion

[minajs]

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

"i made cookies"

"i did your laundry for you" 

"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

[best-of-funny]

X

[iraffiruse]

[petitefaguette]

my biggest question is why do half of these pictures exist

[thursday]

[xuneal-deactivated20240411]

Moon Moon.

[mspbandj]

I miss Moon Moon can we bring him back?

[wingsandhunters]

OMFG MOON MOON

[best-of-funny]

X

[1crocodile]

current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress

[megamanx2-deactivated20140213]

hey sup i need an excuse to use this 

[creationismsuckz]

i hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment

[notorious-posts]

[scraap]

[tornadoallie]

[simonwang]

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

[corgay-blog]

my mom got me these offbrand peeps for easter

and

their faces jesus

[effses]

Easter is a special time, cheep cheep

Jesus died for your sins, cheep cheep

Ḩ̷͚̼͕̻͕̥͍͔ͩ̅͂̏͝Ĕ̢͓̓̓̾ͩ͑̃ͩ ̧͚̙͓͔̭̉̍ͭ͌̋͆̎D̐̎̊̾̆̄̀҉̫̼̗I̧̠̞͖̖̤͉͓̜͂̅̎̆̂ͧͦ̀͡ͅE̛͚̮̜͉̩̺̲ͨ̎͠͡Ḏ̸̷̡̭͎͗̅ͧͅ ̤̭̑ͧ̐F̵̢̧̹̥̹̪̲ͭO̩͔̼̹̤͕ͩ͂ͯ̉̓͐ͥ̚R̶̥͍ͪ ̆̽̆ͭ͂҉̼̝͍̜̫̜Y̫̩̲̟̲͌͒̔ͭͣ͊ͭͅO̵̶̞̳̖̹̻̯ͭ̓͒͋͑̅ͭƯ͖͈̓͗̌̊ͫ ̯͔̺̽̾͗͂̈́ͦ̔̕͘Ċ͇̝̗ͤH̛̟͔̙̿̀̒ͨ̚Ȅ̷̢ͫ͌̓ͯ͗ͬ̌́ͅE͎̺͉̲ͮͤͫ͊P̴̟͇̜̩̱̄͞ ̸̬̬̦̦̖̤̾ͥC̨͇͙͋ͤ̇̐̈́͗͊̏ͨȞ͉̝̞͔͔̖ͦ̇̆͗̌͊̽̀͟Ė͎̪̩͓͈̄̎̀E͖̯̪͓͔͇̍̆͞Ṕͨ̑̇͗͒͘͏͈̣̼̕

[flightcub]

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

[sadsummergirl]

how the fuck would you know that

[flightcub]

because i know things

[221cbakerstreet]

[rudeandgingersansa]

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

[jyunpandorana]

holy fucking shit

[realbarbiex]

are we ever going to discuss young robin thicke

[boredbarbara-deactivated2019073]

i kno u want it 

[themekets]

This could be the post that ruins his entire career.

[loki-cat2]

[best-of-funny]

X

[mushiest]

[beardsbluntsbroncos]

[sharkchunks]

And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

[teapotlovestacos-deactivated201]

Actually I’ll be 49

[odumb-deactivated20220303]