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I don't know what my account is anymore

[creativebetrayal]

I can't sleep because I kept on thinking about this creepypasta/theory and had to get up to make this

[zzbabes]

I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. VIRGIL SANDERS IS ADHD A N D AUTISTIC-

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hes got!!! a tangle, a cool pin, some kandi and chew beads!! (the blue and grey are chews)

he's also enby bc heck yeah!

reblogs>likes

[creativebetrayal]

It's that time of year again, leave out your cookies and milk so Patton Sanders may bless you with his presence

[creativebetrayal]

Imagine you wake up in the morning, still tired as you go downstairs @thatsthat24 is there and your dad puts his arm around him and says "this is your new father" you weep as you are both confused and delighted

[creativebetrayal]

I'm so sorry I never did the requests but I lost motivation to draw the faces provided :(

[warnadudenexttime]

Logan stans are so great, i could just type “Logan” and they all will be like “yes…. Logan….i agree, reblogging that... love him very much.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

You mention Logan once around here and you immediately get two tons of glitter dumped on your head

[softestvirgil]

Did someone say,

[the-yerkes-dodson-curve]

HELLO LOGAN YES

[creativebetrayal]

I'm here because someone mentioned Logan

[waterrgenasi]

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

[peachiekookiee-deactivated20190]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[virgils-jacket]

Bitch y’all better reblog or imma be blocking a fuckload of people as well.

[sandersidestrash1]

^^^^

[valloir]

Hello if you think pedophiles belong anywhere but prison or the ground I need you to leave.

[keybladesoras]

SO PURE!

[ryanhatesthis]

[bubblysun]

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

[ktkeen96-deactivated20141121]

ITS BACK

[ryanvallejo-deactivated20150514]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

[sassafras--manson-deactivated20]

IT’S BACK

[khan2kool]

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

[phobs-heh]

gonna reblog it everytime

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

*slams reblog button* IT’S A MUST.

[wonderlace19]

It’s back

[ad-hominem-sappies-deactivated2]

A relic of old.

[truly-a-snitch]

Why am I laughing so hard

[juxtafruition]

SISJJSJDK I FOUND IT

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[carbonated-milk-deactivated2016]

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

[official-mikewazowski]

not to be gay on main

but I said gay rights babey!!!!!!

[official-mikewazowski]

Hey loser @official-james-sullivan come say gay rights with me

[official-james-sullivan]

Oh hey Mikey! Sorry I was busy saying trans rights

[official-mikewazowski]

You… you said trans rights without me?

[official-james-sullivan]

Mikey! You said gay rights without me! What was I supposed to do?

[official-mikewazowski]

You could have waited so we could say trans rights together!!!!!

[official-james-sullivan]

Mikey please don’t cry, I’m sorry… let me make it up to you

[official-mikewazowski]

How???? Fucking how????

[official-james-sullivan]

We could… uh… you know

[official-mikewazowski]

Holy shit… you don’t mean…

[official-james-sullivan]

I do, Mikey.

[official-mikewazowski]

We can say gay AND trans rights!

TOGETHER!

[unofficial-spongebob]

Spongebob says gay and

non-binary rights babey!

[official-james-sullivan]

Spongebob I 100% agree!!!!!

Solidarity

[official-mikewazowski]

You ever so alone that you cry at romantic comedies and can’t listen to songs without words because it isnt like someone is talking to you anymore

[official-james-sullivan]

Mikey… I’m here

[official-mikewazowski]

i’d rather not talk to you right now

[official-james-sullivan]

you’re not still mad at me are you

[official-mikewazowski]

you called me an adorable soccer ball in front of our coworkers two weeks ago

[official-james-sullivan]

i couldnt help it, you were wearing that little checkered tie and you looked very handsome

[official-mikewazowski]

you ALSO got handsy with me at work yesterday!

[official-james-sullivan]

i was just holding your hand mike

[official-mikewazowski]

AND WHISPERING DIRTY THINGS IN MY EAR

[official-james-sullivan]

you told me to and literally all i said was stuff like “laundry, dishes, feet” i did nothing wrong

[official-mikewazowski]

EXACTLY! Maybe i WANTED to be actually talked to in a sensual way JAMES

[official-james-sullivan]

MIKE WE WERE AT WORK! We could have gotten FIRED

[official-mikewazowski]

you’re LITERALLY the boss who the fuck would fire you?!?!

[official-james-sullivan]

I DONT KNOW

[official-mikewazowski]

STOP YELLING

[official-james-sullivan]

yOU STARTED IT, BASKETBALL

[official-mikewazowski]

*he gasps softly*

You… You didnt just go there

[official-emperorkuzco]

Hey @officialhades come and watch this drama w me~

[officialhades]

Of course. I brought some popcorn

[official-emperorkuzco]

Uhh its a little burnt babe

[officialhades]

*sweating* hahah yeah my bad. I made it myself

[official-emperorkuzco]

Thats so sweet omg… Thank you babedes

[officialhades]

(key smashes in real life and blushes really hard) uhh you are welcome… To lean on me if you want to

[official-emperorkuzco]

Damn, you’re smooth. And i gladly will (he snuggles up to him)

[official-mikewazowski]

HEY NO OFFENSE TO YOU TWO BUT IM TRYING TO ARGUE WITH MY BOYFRIEND

[official-emperorkuzco]

sorry sorry, continue

[official-mikewazowski]

anyways before we were rudely interrupted… Sull you dont really mean that, do you? That i’m a basket ball….

[official-james-sullivan]

Of course not!!! I would never do anything to hurt you like that, i just. I’m hurt mike

[official-mikewazowski]

what do you mean? Did someone physically hurt you?

[official-james-sullivan]

No nothing like thay. Its just.. Mike why dont you ever want me to show off my affection for you? Im not really embarassing you that badly am i?

[official-mikewazowski]

NO!!! No… Sull i just cant stand it when someone hears the cute things you call me and they think they can repeat it.. Now THAT embarasses me. I dont like how fungus called me an adorable soccerball because sulley the thing is i am YOUR adorabke soccerball and i dont want other people even calling me that…

[official-james-sullivan]

Mike…

[official-mikewazowski]

Im sorry sull. I shouldnt be taking this oit on you. I should be taking it out on fungus… Will you forgive me?

[official-james-sullivan]

Of course i will. And i’ll be more careful who im saying that stuff in front of alright? And next time someone else calls you that tell me and i WILL eat them whole

[official-mikewazowski]

Sulley Wulley you’re so fucking sweet and i love you so much

[official-james-sullivan]

I love you more … My handsome soccer ball… Come here and we can cuddle and watch some rom coms together alright? You dont have to be alone anymore, mike..

[official-mikewazowski]

Ok… Just dont laugh this time if i cry at them a little bit.. Im full of s lot of feelings today… Like wanting to kiss you lots and hold your hand and be called your handsome little soccerball..

[official-james-sullivan]

Mikey i promise i wont laugh and ill be crying too because i have the goddamed cutest soccer ball boyfriend ever

[creativebetrayal]

How James will be in like a week

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

You can be gay but In THIS house we STAN Analogical, disowned if ur a Logince shipper

[creativebetrayal]

Honestly tho

[fearful-quartet]

GUYS WHO KNOW HOW TO GIF

NEW SANDERS SIDES POSSIBLE SPOILER AHEAD BUT-

PLEASE GIF THAT MOMENT FROM THE NEW SANDERS SIDES WHERE ROMAN HITS THE GAVEL AND THEN THOMAS OPENS HIS EYES AND MAKES CONFUSED FACE IT IS BEAUTIFUL PLEASE

[creativebetrayal]

I provided

[creativebetrayal]

Ftm passing tips part 2

-messy hair, most guys that I've met either don't care about their hair or leave it intentionally messy

-black clothes are your best friend because they hide the shadows casted by curves

-male contouring, its pretty easy to find online

-nail 👏 polish 👏 isn't 👏 always 👏 feminine

BUT REMEMBER YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME, YOU DO YOU KING