snowbaz

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how does baz get dental checkups

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penny has big dick energy

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2. mage has negative dick energy

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Simon: nobody is seducing a vampire

Baz:

Baz: Am I a joke to you?

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baz: did it hurt when you fell—

simon: from heaven?

baz: down the stairs

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Baz’s Mind™️

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part uno — S N O W B A Z

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Fanfic Simon: flirty, dtf, knows what he is doing, shows off his body on purpose

actual Simon: gets flustered when baz wears jeans

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will try and post more of these x

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I can just imagine all the snow puns baz had to hold back on making pre carry on

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if wayward son doesn’t include Agatha being shook abt Simon and baz together, I’m gonna throw someone down the stairs tbh

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penny has big dick energy

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“all the boys in my year are scared i’m going to turn them into frogs” REAL BIG DICK ENERGY RIGT THERE

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The Secret Admirer (1)

Just something I am trying ahahaha. Loosely based off Sierra Burgess & just an interesting AU

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penny has big dick energy

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Fuck, Marry, Kill

Penny : we should play that Normal game

Penny: y’know, fuck, marry, kill

Simon *thoughtful* : well I guess I would have to fuck Baz

Penny: Si—

Simon: I guess I’d have to marry Baz

Penny: wait—

Simon: and I guess I am killing Baz

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I feel like Simon would use the excuse “it’s keeping your enemies closer” at least 16 times a day without fail

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Chapter Two of my new fanfic xxx