all vampires, all the time

[toscrollperchancetomeme]

[professional-rat-eater]

Lestat: I am an unreliable narrator. I love to lie.

Half the audience for some reason: I can’t believe how reliable this narrator is. He would never lie to us.

[clerkrard]

going to start saying "it's ok i have the blood of akasha in me" when faced with any kind of problem at all

[fay989]

Louis secretly donating to the church as “babysitting money” for his brothers constant confessions & Louis using his real estate and management companies to secretly prop up Lestat’s career

[alivedean]

this show is a comedy → 8/?

[autarkiia]

sooo since the daniel & louis restaurant scene was lestat's danlou fanfic, as stated by lestat, does it mean daniel had told lestat about his connection to armand (everyone disappears like it's the rapture and I feel him), and lestat used that to juxtapose against his vampire bond with louis (it's not like that but louis still cares about me because he came to check up on me and noticed the book hurt me)

[stararchiv]

what does it mean when your ex from 80 years ago (who you also started to rekindle your relationship with a few months ago but then had a falling out because he discovered a tell all book about your relationship, for which you gave interviews, was published) freezes his whole rock concert to float up to you, sing in your face and drop his anotated copy of said book in your lap.

[bisexualrozanov]

#girl who is clearly healed and doing okay

[jackdawwhat]

pov you call your employer the cuntessa, you aired his marital drama to the entire world and now you’re making him a musical documentary, you have your Pulitzer and you’re going to get your Oscar, you love being a vampire, you’re not on speaking terms with your old friend or your maker but you’d fuck them nasty given the chance, you’re a fledgling and you ripped off another vampire’s head to save your aforementioned boss while he’s high out of his mind. You’re the real cuntessa Daniel Molloy

[420technoblazeit]

louis' narration: it was dusk. the smell of petrichor still lingered in the air, greeting me as i woke and pondered my new existence as a vampire, a creature of the night. as the sun set and gave way to new darkness, so too had something awakened in me, a bloodlust that could not be sated. was i now man or monster? or something in between, a perversion of even the natural order in which all other beings reside?

lestat's narration: yeah so i drained someone at my concert and almost overdosed on LSD and MDMA but that's just another tuesday amirite? so i fucked her in the elevator and killed a bunch of vampires with daniel (ugh, i hate him though what a loser 🙄) i wish louis still loved me

[detroitlib]

"No Gas! Reading is not Rationed. Let's Go Read! Kalamazoo Public Library"

[gaypeople]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 1.02 / 3.01

[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 3.01: Detroit TVLTwT/IWTVTwT Version.

The Vampire Lestat is now streaming on AMC+ and airs tonight at 9 PM on AMC. If you have the chance, please support the show by tuning in on the official platforms. Every view counts!

[sugarcarnation]

MY SHOW

[blank-page-rewrite]

the lestat oneliners are coming at me Too Fast to even comment on like i might just have to drop a list at the end of all this bc his narration is just insane

[brookheimer]

iwtv/tvl mutuals i don’t go there but please keep me updated on when the old man and the most beautiful man in the world fuck nasty i’m incredibly invested

[sunshinevettel]

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