I'm not ready to die but it's getting late... 🖤

[spectralstormcloud]

Felt like I should probably put up an about section? I guess? Since I'm pretty committed to sticking around Tumblr once again and all.

You can call me Kay! Welcome to my corner of the internet where I get to be as annoying as I want so as not to inspire people to cave my skull in with a brick IRL! 😌

32, she/her, bisexual, in a relationship.

Elder emo, lazy goth, grizzled bandom veteran.

My main problems:

I have a HIM/Ville Valo problem, I have had this problem for 15+ years, and I will not start apologizing now thank u.

My other problem is Dragon Age, I will not be apologizing for this either.

I have an Ao3 account. It's where I go to be a problem.

I'm not here to be ~deadly serious~ about my interests and special guy(s). I'm here to have fun. ✌️

I'm socially awkward but happy to chat and make new friends. Or just spam like your posts. That's also friendship, yes?

Okay, that oughta do it!

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

[mothba11]

Hey king, I know you’re dying, but did you know you look really sexy rn?

[tomatowithteeth]

When some of y'all talk about Leon Kennedy, the urge is strong to point out that 49 isn't nearly as old as you seem to think it is, but also, this specific 49 year old can definitely tell you when it's going to rain based on how much he aches, so I guess it balances.

[endiness]

[kharrneth]

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

[the-real-seebs]

never use this color on a wall you're going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man

[boomcomplains]

Okay, but don't leave this in the tags, man.

[9x0x9]

items from the town of twin peaks 🌲 ☕️

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mossdftba]

the notes are so right. You don't bother to check every egg until the day one is cracked.

[brehaaorgana]

One time I ran into Alice Cooper at my local grocery store and he was checking the eggs so you really do need to check every egg.

[headspace-hotel]

we *did* really need this rain

[baddywronglegs]

I have a Slovakian collague with an English husband, which leads to the fascinating meld of traditions whereby Christmas presents are brought by baby Jesus (which makes sense because it's easier to fit a baby down a chimney), but apparently still leave brandy out for him.

Baby Jesus is fucking hammered by house 3 unless he's reverse miracleing all that brandy back into water and downing it like ChristGPT.

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[animentality]

[rhiannon-shadowsinger]

The FINAL UPDATE™️

On day 34 our rookie is finally DONE!

11,025 stitches!

[starsunseparated]

something something “I ruin everything I touch” and “Touch me, I’m already ruined.”

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]