I Invoke The Right To Invoke Arikulo Uno

she/her // twt: @Crejapatata // Ao3: @crejapiaya Creja// 25+// multi-fandom blog Draws stuff sometimes// Makes (crack) fics sometimes // fandom Tita // Uy Pilipins

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[luthqrs]

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

[the-august-one]

I had to do it.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

I've been put in the tank 😔

[thistle-onions]

[kalakan-blog1]

Happy na Birthday pa!

[crejapasta]

[November 12]

Serging: 'Nong, ano paborito ng kuya mo?

Nonong: *smiles evilly* Goyonggong, bakit?

Serging: Wala lang. 'Di ba birthday niya sa 14?

Nonong: Oo nga 'no.

[November 14]

Serging: Happy birthday po! *gives gift*

Goyong: Salamat, Sergio! *opens gift*

Goyong: Ah... Galunggong.

Serging: Bakit ho?

Goyong: Sino nagsabi sa 'yo na paborito ko ang galunggong?

Serging: Si Nonong, bakit?

Goyong: Tangina mo, gago

Nonong: *pabebe wave* Aldub you din Kuya!

[emilioaguinaldoyfamy]

Bakit ho gulay ang tawag kay Pole? Hindi ko po maintindihan.

Hindi ko rin alam, anak. Basta iyon ang tawag nila. Mainam pang tanungin mo ang ate crejapatata mo o and iba mong mga kapatid.

[aggressedt]

@crejapasta =)))))

[crejapasta]

 Thanks sa pagtag Anlo @bangskeletariat! Tay @emilioaguinaldoyfamy at BUNSONG ANON heto po ang kuwento…

Ngayon, makinig magbasa ng maigi dahil ikukuwento ni Ate Creja sa iyo ang ALAMAT NG AMPOLEYA HALAMAN

Noong unang panahon (noong panahon na sakop pa ang Pilipinas ng España), mayroong isang lalaking nagngangalang Pole.

Si Pole ay isang mabait at matalinong lalaki, ngunit mas hilig pa niyang magbasa at mag-aral kaysa sa kumain dahil mahirap lang sila noong siya’y lumalaki na kaya kailangang tipirin ang kinakain wala siyang choice di pwede mapili. At dahil sa hilig niya sa pagbabasa, maraming nagsasabi tuloy na “Aba! POLE-aral at POLEbasa itong batang to! Kailangang MONbigyan ng mabuting edukasyon ang nEPYkatalingong batang ito sa lalong MONdaling panahon! Aba’y magiging abugago ito sa Tamang Panahon™®”

Kaya’t siya’y pinag-aral at nagtrabaho na rin upang maging abugado at gumawa ng mga bagay na siyang ikatutuwa ng INANG BAYAN na siyang madalas sabihin sa ibang mga anak na, “Ngayon mo lang nakita, mahal na? Asawa na? Wala man lang ligaw? Ano to ika-21 na siglo? Paki-explain. Labyu.”

Ngunit di gaya ng ibang kababayan, walang ganoong bagay na iniisip si Pole, dahil para sa kaniya, walang POLEver #HUGOT #ABUGADOLIFE #WALANGTIMESALOVELIFE #LAWmunabagoLOVE #ACADSBAGOLAKAD #AYTEKADINAPALAKAYANGMAGLAKADHUHU #SADLIEF

Isang araw, nagkaroon ng bagong kaibigan si Pole na itatago natin sa pangalang Emilio Aguinaldo y Famy, President of the Revolutionary Government of the Philippines and Captain General and Commander-in-Chief of its Army.

Si Pole at si Emilio Aguinaldo y Famy, President of the Revolutionary Government of the Philippines and Captain General and Commander-in-Chief of its Army ay madalas mag-usap tungkol sa maraming bagay at hindi nagtagal napunta ang usapan sa usapang pagkain.

“Ano ang paborito mong pagkain?” basa ni Emilio Aguinaldo y Famy, President of the Revolutionary Government of the Philippines and Captain General and Commander-in-Chief of its Army mula sa isang stationary na siya mismo ang gumawa para kay Pole sabay abot.

“Hindi naman ako mapili,” sagot ni Pole sabay taas ng kilay sa isang napakalawak na ngiti na may dimples pa ni Emilio Aguinaldo y Famy, President of the Revolutionary Government of the Philippines and Captain General and Commander-in-Chief of its Army.

“Pero kung papipiliin ka nga ano ang ayaw mo?” talagang mapilit ito si Emilio Aguinaldo y Famy, President of the Revolutionary Government of the Philippines and Captain General and Commander-in-Chief of its Army dahil gusto niyang makumpleto ang laman ng stationary niya, kuha niya na mula height, weight, anong paborito mong posisyon pag natutulog, anong paborito mong posisiyon sa pakikipagtalik (pero blangko pa ito dahil alam ni Emilio Aguinaldo y Famy, President of the Revolutionary Government of the Philippines and Captain General and Commander-in-Chief of its Army na makukuha rin niya ito sa Tamang Panahon™®).

Iniligay ni Pole ang kamay sa baba, ang isang daliri nito ay nasa ibabang labi, dahan-dahang hinihimas ito. Sinundan ng mga mata ni Emilio Aguinaldo y Famy, President of the Revolutionary Government of the Philippines and Captain General and Commander-in-Chief of its Army ang daliri, nais na—

“Siguro kung may hindi ako masyadong kinakain ay ito ay mga gulay.”

Natigil sa pagiisip ng NSFW tots si Emilio Aguinaldo y Famy, President of the Revolutionary Government of the Philippines and Captain General and Commander-in-Chief of its Army.

Nawala ang kaniyang ngiti, nanlaki ang mga mata, natameme, at mukhang nadurog ang puso.

“Pole,” ani Emilio Aguinaldo y Famy, President of the Revolutionary Government of the Philippines and Captain General and Commander-in-Chief of its Army. “Ayaw mo ng… gulay?”

“Hindi naman, sadyang—san ka pupunta?”

Tumakbo si Emilio Aguinaldo y Famy, President of the Revolutionary Government of the Philippines and Captain General and Commander-in-Chief of its Army palayo kay Pole, hindi magawa ng puso niya ang pumili. Ang mga gulay? O si Pole? Kaya’t nang mag-isa sa kuwarto napakanta tuloy siya ng

♪ Sana dalawa ang puso ko Hindi na sana kailangan pang PumOLE sa inyo ♪

Si Pole naman, kibit balikat lang ang peg.

Ang hindi niya alam, may mga nakakita: sina PATERNOff naman ng ilaw at BUENCASINO.

Bigla na lang silang tumalon sa harapan ni Pole, nakataas ang pantuturo at sinabing, “Hala ka! Pinaiyak mo si Emilio Aguinaldo y Famy, President of the Revolutionary Government of the Philippines and Captain General and Commander-in-Chief of its Army! HALAMAN… Hala mo… Hala lagot…”

Dedma lang ang naging peg ni Pole at tiningnan ng masama ang dalawa. If looks could kill, double dead na tong dalawa. Pero hindi. Isa pang pampadagdag sa #SADLIEF ni Pole.

Tapos hindi pa natigil ang pangungutya kay Pole dahil pagkatapos noon ay wari kuno ay bitter siya kay Emilio Aguinaldo y Famy, President of the Revolutionary Government of the Philippines and Captain General and Commander-in-Chief of its Army dahil mas mahal daw nito ang mga gulay kaysa sa  kay Pole.

Sa totoo lang wapakels si Pole dahil mas natuon ang pansin niya sa ibang bagay kaysa sa pag-ibig pero sa loob-looban niya ay “ODK Bakit ganito? Mas ginusto niyang mag-mahal ng gulay? E kung maGULAYt siya na isang araw wala na ako sa tabi niya?!”

Pero talagang malakas ang gulay detector ni Emilio Aguinaldo y Famy, President of the Revolutionary Government of the Philippines and Captain General and Commander-in-Chief of its Army dahil bigla na lang siyang nag-appear sa harap ni Pole at sinabing, “Pole… isa kang gulay… isa kang napakapait na gulay… isa kang… amPOLEya.” Na may ngiting paiyak-iyak pa sa sobrang tuwa dahil nareconcile niya ang pagmamahal sa gulay at kay POLE.

THE END

Pero mayroon rin akong isang sagot diyan:

Nahalintulad si Pole sa halaman dahil ayon kay @d-artist-freude ito ang terminong ginagamit sa mga taong walang hilig o maari na rin wala pang karanasan sa pag-ibig o sa pakikipagtalik.

[ruscano]

Bubble Gang: Ano ka hero? a.k.a. Gat Andres is so done

[weakling-grace]

I am 99% sure andres is so pissed with everyone else in the afterlife

[crejapasta]

HAHAHA MAY GIF NA RIN YUNG VID! YEAS!

[gudetama-tamad]

as for the quezmeña of it all.

kuhang kuha talaga nila ang energy ng caricature na 'to:

there were several shots where Sergio was directly paralleled to Aurora as Manuel's "partner." either through blocking or costume.

there was literally one scene where they were made to look like bride and groom. sergio was wearing white, and quezon was wearing black and they met as equals at the altar with leonard wood officiating.

they dance the tango together at one point. i am not joking. in the beginning of the movie, manuel and aurora dance the tango, and at the end, manuel and sergio dance the tango.

there are only two people quezon called endearments. aurora was sweetheart, sergio was mi querido. the entire time.

the fucking "be my vice president" scene was So Much. it was So Much More than what was in the trailer. So Much.

also. just to add it in there. the way they were paralleled to mabinaldo through how much sergio was going to let manuel get away with something v.s. how much mabini was going to let miong get away with something.

say what you must about them being petty, but sergio and manuel started out equals. they're both lawyers. they're both the same smarmy and slimy bastards, just different fonts. mabinaldo did not. miong was a puppet, and mabini endorsed him thinking that he had the guts and backbone to change. that's the tragedy of them, miong didn't grow to be who mabini wanted him to be.

the quezmeña tragedy isn't in the disconnect of intellect, morals, and backbone. the tragedy is in 1) manuel's declining health; and 2) their matching ambitions being absolutely squandered and wasted by the arrival of war.

anyway. oh my fucking god. this movie made me so stressed.

[crejapasta]

The Mabinaldo parallels!!

[crejapasta]

Hello new Bayaniserye fans! I'd like to share with you all the now inactive Malacañang Tumblr page. It's a treasure trove of shitpost and historical content. They also used to call us out (affectionate) back in the day.

@malacanan miss ka na namin

[crejapasta]

I've read two fics describing Phainon as the sun. Tangina amoy araw pala si Deliverer eh

[the-big-mood]

(Insta)

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[billlinguini]

anya gets permission

[rvllybllply2014]

[alexaloraetheris]

He even made a fucking BOX

[hudsonchristie]

[murmurlilies]

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

[queencrystal69420]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[himejoshikomaeda]

this video sounds like arceus

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[yourcourtmage]

Horrible! I’m reblogging it

[mortimermcmirestinks]

was like “shame I’ll have to wait until thursday to reblog this” then I was like “WAIT!!”

[animentality]

I'm sorry, the charlie kirk situation just keeps getting funnier.

- gun nut insists 6 year olds getting shot in elementary school are a necessary sacrifice so that we can all have the 2nd amendment *gets shot at a school

- gun nut literally advocated for public executions to make kids stronger *gets shot in public in front of a bunch of students

- gun nut was an open racist, who constantly tried to incite race wars *got shot by a white guy in the whitest state in america

- gun nut insists empathy is fake *no empathy for him online, except from the same people who gleefully mock the deaths of trans people and Democrat politicians and anyone they don't like on a daily basis

- GUN. NUT. *gets shot and killed instantly by a gun.

[depsidase]

[important-animal-images]

Small Car indeed