i am the machine

god had to nerf me because he knew i wouldve killed him by now otherwise wist | 24 | they

[pyramidslayer]

[humor-n-shit-blog]

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

[dirt1]

My name is bastard, I’m 23, I sell healing crystals in the back of my truck, and I activate almonds for a living, my salary is 1 million dollars

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[birdschoolforbirds]

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

[cryptovalid]

This is criticism? High praise, I say.

[dysphoricfem-deactivated2020011]

This is definitely written by a woman desperately trying to not think about how she just realized how much she wants to fuck Florence Welch.

[chuckle-voodooz-deactivated2020]

MLM stands for men loving minecraft

[70sbfs-archive-deactivated20210]

wlw stands for women loving wizard101

[shivuyi]

[256gb]

this video is extremely good every single time i see it

[i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters]

I’m the green one 💀🍁🍺

[wander2theedge]

@starry-eyedandstormy @igura

[manidrawsstuffs]

some drawings for HNK zine earlier this year!

[lunnefisk]

drake? where’s the horn of jurgen windcaller?

[star-kovs]

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

[writernotwaiting]

This is a thing of beauty.

[arcaneyouth]

@aerex35

[hummelchenuwu]

Yes

[still-intrepid]

several of the pokedex descriptions are #relatable 

honourable mention of course to Abra:

but the winner is:

[aurordream]

Personally I’m a fan of Alolan Ninetales

[still-intrepid]

okay that’s beautiful

[incorrectfeaquotes]

[weilingzhang-deactivated2024010]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

got a lobotomy at Claire’s

[subvertarts]

put that mangekyou away sasuke 

[roseliax]

[weeniebagel]

reducing smasus’ breasts and making her more muscular: cool

getting rid of snakes fat tactical ass: now wait a minute