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April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine
The ruling will have enormous impacts for transgender residents in the state.
HOLY SHIT
"The Montana court separately declared that transgender people constitute a suspect class under the state's equal protection clause. In legal terms, a suspect class is a group that has historically faced such severe discrimination that any law targeting them must meet the highest level of judicial scrutiny to survive—the same standard applied to laws that discriminate on the basis of race. [...] The practical effect is sweeping: any Montana law that singles out transgender people will now face strict scrutiny, meaning the state must prove the law serves a compelling interest and is narrowly tailored to achieve it—a standard that laws almost never survive.
"Because the decision rests entirely on the Montana Constitution, it is insulated from the U.S. Supreme Court. Under the principle of adequate and independent state grounds, the federal Supreme Court cannot review a state court's interpretation of its own constitution, so long as that constitution provides more protection than the federal one. [...] What this means in practice is that Montana's transgender residents now have a constitutional shield completely independent of the Supreme Court of the United State’s decisions."
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Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue
10) expensive meal tastes bad
9) Light pollution blocking out the stars
8) chipped a nail
7) saw a short video
6) hair is greasy
5) rock in bottom of shoe
4) roommate asks you to be quiet
3) hookup cancels last minute
2) fingers smell bad
1)felt like it
ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit
(chuckle) Me.
what doesn’t kill you makes you cry on a bright sunny day
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Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
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it's always a little scary when the mutual starts rbing untagged rape fetish posts
people legitimately forget that rape is a reality that can trigger people. and not just some kink that mean feminists yuck a lot
and then people sending anons like this will call someone posting "i dont like this" on their own blog harassment. how will they go on
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