Stuff and things

Cory//28//Pisces//Toronto, Canada. Just a shy gay boi. This is mostly things I like/find funny or that catch my eye.

[crikeyitscory]

I need a chandelier of light up boobs...THE BOOBELIER.

[crikeyitscory]

Lemme know what what think 👀🙏😘 Make sure to let Nintendo know if you agree! Lysm ❤️

[crikeyitscory]

Hey everyone...

I really hate to do this, but due to some unfortunate circumstances I am now homeless...I'd would really mean a lot if you could help me out and off the streets, by donating whatever you can, even a penny helps! Love you all, and I hope your holidays are filled with love and joy! https://gofund.me/1e67415b

[crikeyitscory]

A random tumblr dude wants to know 😜

I only give it out to those I know so...unless we follow each other or you come off anon ya big sus, you won't know it.

[crikeyitscory]

Whats your Snapchat please?

Who wants to know?

[crikeyitscory]

Been a year with the most amazing man 🥰😍❤️ I love him so much!

[crikeyitscory]

Y'all I'm thinking Steven Spielberg made the wrong casting choice for Parzival 😂 I mean no disrespect to Tye Sheridan, but come on...maybe he'll cast me for Ready Player Two? Lmao I wish.

[playtokens]

[tinybed]

bastard

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

he’s just a baby please

[tinybed]

baby bastard more like

[hoziersgirlfiend]

its he..

[tinybed]

more bastardous than ever….

[iguanamouth]

Have you ever thought of a Chinese dragon combined with a dachshund or a ferret?

you mean like. a little. wiener dog dragon ohhohoohh man

[books-and-badboys]

P

[farvann]

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

[jamiebythesea]

[crikeyitscory]

Sometimes someone comes into your life and flips things right around for the better... I'm so glad to have him in my life 😍💕💕

[crikeyitscory]

Fuck you 2019, glad you're gone

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

[afishtrap]

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

[amirdrassil]

ok forget everything else i’ve previously said on the subject - THIS is my favourite star wars behind-the-scenes story:

[fialleril]

This is the greatest thing I have ever read.

[qthewetsprocket]

What, your Bible doesn’t have the nativity story with God’s miracle of the sentient trash bin coming to pay its respects to the baby Jesus?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

these wise men have travelled far and brought gifts of gold, frankincense, and the plans for the Death Star

[darlinghogwarts]

what if elle woods from legally blonde had been harry’s lawyer during his hearing in the order of the phoenix

[solstilla]

Elle vs. Umbridge is a fight I’d pay to see

[space-snake]

Good pink vs Bad pink

[emmysmusings]

“You can produce a full patronus?”

“What, like it’s hard?”

[ao3commentoftheday]

[thebootydiaries]

anyone: *says something to me*

me: haha yeahh

me in head: what did they just say

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG