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easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

happy Thursday the 20th

askjennaflorida

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

mx-mythical-deactivated20260319

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

blinkyxx

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

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valtsv

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

valtsv

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

adumuntote

(Bostwick Things)

Stranger Things Theme (c418 remix) x Into You - Ariana Grande

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cheatc0des

Um…..dam

jturn

This is the best remix of anything I’ve heard in a LONG time. LONG

neodarkmage-deactivated20220325

@firespinningpanda BRUH omg

themostsaltypanda-deactivated20

I’ve heard this and it’s LITTTTTTTT

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theguineapig3

Do you ever catch your pet in a photo that makes them look like there’s nothing going on in their brain

absolutely zero cognitive function

a rare biological specimen of dumbass

juneflowerautumn

Me *leaves a pile of assorted jorts in the woods*: for the werewolves

catchymemes

kwikemart

This goes so hard

louisandthedagger

i’m crying

louisandthedagger

notdepressedjusttired

I CHECKED TO SEE IF THERE WAS A UPDATE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED!!!

jazz-e-clectic

IT GOT BETTER

daisybees

This is deadass the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.

itchycoil

You’re a random nobody

Me to a newborn baby

Tell me why ads load instantly but all my goddamn posts wanna be slow as SHIT. Thanks, Thanos. Why didn’t you snap me out of existence??? Coward.

melrows

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

wolfayal

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

queerlyglittering

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

karama9

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

systlin

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again.

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

THIS IS ADORABLES :D

yet-another-elsanna-victim

I strongly recommend a visit to the following website (http://spaceflight101.com/iss/iss-expedition-posters/) that has all of them.

Everything started off all vanilla but a Expedition 16 they showed that they were truly Masters of The Dork Side of The Force:

Some other amusing posters they approved:

midoriko-sama

Nerdspiration

ephemeralhorror

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

aspectofachilles

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catsi

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

catsi

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

eyeballs-2-entrails

I too got a girlfriend over this play. In grade 10, I was reading the balcony scene to study with two other people (one guy and one beautiful girl) and I insisted point blank I had to read as romeo, because he had the most lines and I’m a dramatic little shit.

So the other two in my group are used to my antics by now. We’re all friends, so the pair of them decide that the one guy in our group gets to be the nurse. Now, my Juliet and I have been friends for a couple months by this point, so I decide to be a little more dramatic.

We put Juliet on a spinny chair, and pump it up as tall as it goes, and my baby, closeted lesbian ass crouches on the floor, ready to be as melodramatic as possible. Like, I’m about to do a rendition that makes William himself walk into the class and tell me to take it back a notch or twelve.

And then I look up.

And holy shit.

There she is, Juliet, haloed in the worst fluorescent light known to mortals across the globe. Light just streaming down around her, that weird off-green colour that it always is. And she’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. My little gay soul is barely holding on as the words barely leave my lips, breathlessly. “But soft… what light from yonder window breaks?”

And Juliet was the sun. Romeo was not exaggerating that line at all.

Juliet and I have also been together for more than 4 years now. She’s every bit as spectacular as she was when I was a lovestruck teenage Romeo, kneeling on the yellowed linoleum floor of second block english.