I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.
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@criminallyfanatic
I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.
A teen wolf fan wakes up in the show universe. They proceed to:
Scream angrily about the lack of consistent timeline, eventually it becomes incoherent rage muttering about canon events and plot holes and surviving chemistry teachers
Invest in several squirty bottles which they make use of whenever a character is being stupid, reckless, shady, hypocritical, cryptic or prioritising the wrong things
After living through a few episode, Scott is almost permanently soaking wet
The fan squirts Peter in the face, mainly to see if he'll react. He doesn't move but he definitely glares
Refuses to use the spray bottle on Derek (except for after he tries to recruit Erica, because that was just creepy) and instead buys a weighted blanket, bullies the wolf into taking a nap when he gets frustrated and generally gives him a break cause he's trying his hardest.
Gets banned from the vet clinic after yelling at Deaton for being unhelpful and for coming up with stupid or invasive plans.
Drags both Stiles and Scott by the ear and demands they tell their parents the truth
Starts appearing whenever Chris is trying to be shady and just stands, glaring at him. It's about as intimidating as a marshmallow
trinity
An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.
He was accurate to the minute.
Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew
ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners
this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings
Tier List
S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.
A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great
B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing
C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky
F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing
are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.
Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.
via @wrenrouge
"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"
for those who don't know, he was completely innocent. they misidentified him as someone else they were looking for.
so all of this wasn't him trying to look innocent. this was him actually being innocent.
He was literally just having a succulent Chinese meal.
"tata, and farewell"
I genuinely wasn't expecting the intonations this guy uses. It's like he's on stage pretending to be english, while also fighting with police
*after gideons death*
hotch: uh team, we have some bad news.
the team: what?
rossi: um..everyone who has a father-figure, step forward.
the team: *steps forward.*
hotch: not so fast, reid.
spencer: *gasps*
insp.
EMILY: Spencer, why are you dressed like a squire?
SPENCER: I’m a bard, actually. Did you know that in the sixteenth century—
MORGAN: Answer the question, Lord Farquaad.
PENELOPE: He’s going to a renaissance fair.
SPENCER: Hey, why don’t you guys come along?
MORGAN: *looks at him like he’s crazy* Art thou serious?
This badly cropped Terry Pratchett quote I found is here for anyone who wants it
I mean that's basically the plot of Shore Leave, right?
@meiringal
Emily: Men who eat boneless chicken wings close the fridge with their hips
Derek: Yeah? My hands are full, and my ass is fat. You fucking wish you were me
Hotch: Why is there a cat in the conference room?
Garcia: His name is Sir Pounce and he’s helping with morale.
Reid: That’s actually not a bad idea. Studies show that pets can reduce stress and—
Hotch: *sternly* Take. The cat. Out of. The FBI building.
Morgan: *casually petting the cat* Too late, he already has security clearance.
Strauss: You need to hire a professional tech analyst for your team.
Hotch: *sees a scented homemade pink stationery resume written in glitter ink*
Hotch:
Hotch: That one. I want that one.
Criminal Minds is funny because Hotch is living in a crime drama, and everyone else is in a workplace sitcom