Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes

I'm Lacey, 23, from Texas All of these quotes are made up and mine. pronouns: they/them

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*Spencer looking at a case file and then looks up* I feel like I forgot something

*Derek standing in the rain outside of McDonald's*

Emily: I guess it wasn't important if you forgot

Spencer: Yeah, your right.

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*Rossi walking into the bullpen with an arm full of stuffed animals* HAPPY VALENTINES DAY MY CHILDREN!

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Spencer: Who took my cupcake?

*Derek with red frosting on his face* I think Emily took it.

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Spencer: That's it I've seen enough *yanks his glasses off* That's better.

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Derek: Spencer suck my dick

Spencer: But, I'm allergic to shrimp

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*Spencer storms into the bullpen*

Derek: Hey Spencer where have you been?

Spencer: You left me at McDonald's, I WASN'T LOVING IT! *chucks a book at Derek*

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*Spencer watching the news* Some idiot tried to fight the octopus at the aquarium today

*Derek covered in ink* well he was an asshole.

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Hotch: What's wrong with JJ?

Derek: Emily forgot her coffee this morning.

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The BAU: Merry Christmas! Have a great day!

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Emily:Happy Christmas everyone!

Spencer: You spent way too much time in the UK.

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Derek; what time is it?

Spencer: Time for you to pay attention to me.

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Alvez: I made your favorite!

Garcia: You pissed me off...Oh fuck it smells so good give it here!

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Spencer: Who the fuck?

Hotch: Language!

Spencer: Whom the fuck?!

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Spencer: Fuck you Derek

Derek: Is that an insult or a to-do list?

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Spencer: Derek what are you doing?

Derek: I have no idea.

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*Spencer, Morgan and Garcia vibing to a song at 3 am (loudly)*

*Hotch bursts into the room* What's your problem, tell me what's your problem!

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Spencer: I have the urge to do something stupid

Morgan: I'm stupid do me.