Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes

[criminalmindsismyobsession13]

Hotch: Would you say you're independent?

Spencer: *looks at JJ*

JJ: *nods*

Spencer: Yes I would say so

[lothloriencosplay]

I’m still pissed Marvel killed off Maria Hill for no reason

[lilliejareau]

yall is just me or does david rossi lowkey have the same vibe as manny from ice age?

do they look alike? is it the hair swoop? idk but it’s SOMETHING

[inactive-whoisspence]

the multiverse is real guys

[mandarinmoons]

No cause fr

[inactive-whoisspence]

KET-

[matthewsgreybubbles]

Here me out-

[lilliejareau]

since we're all just adding on...

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

just here to say...

[moonflowerxox]

If I may add

[lilliejareau]

IM LOVING THIS YALL MAKE MY DAYS 😭😭

[dontsh0vethesun]

does this count

[unsuub]

so uh

[lilliejareau]

re-blogging this bc i think about it once a week and it makes me giggle

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

I love how Emily just randomly became a wine mom in season 15:

MILF ALERT 🚨 !!!

I guess she became unit chief and inherited seven fucking children, no wonder her hair turned grey. I can almost hear her now, talking to the team…

“You see, this is why mommy drinks.”

Aww.

[likea-black-widow-baby]

We as a fandom do not talk about Raina AoS enough. Skilled manipulator. Fashion icon. Seer. Perfect foil to Daisy. Professional Sonic the Hedgehog impersonator. No one is doing it like her

[criminalmindsismyobsession13]

@tvedits_13 on tiktok (previously jemilymyloves)

[criminalmindsismyobsession13]

@tvedits_13 on tiktok (previously jemilymyloves)

[unsuub]

STOP NO WAIT

BECAUSE THE PARALLEL IS EATING ME ALIVE

EMILY TELLING JJ SHE KEPT BAU FROM HER NOT BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T HANDLE IT BUT BECAUSE SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO

GOING BACK IN TIME WHEN EMILY AND REID WE'RE HELD HOSTAGE AND EMILY WAS GETTING BEAT UP AND SHE TOLD THE TEAM THAT SHE COULD HANDLE IT

THE WAY EMILY KEEPS PUTTING HERSELF AS A SHIELD TO BE THE ONE TO HANDLE EVERYTHING BY HERSELF HAS TO BE LIKE THE WORST CAE OF MARTYR COMPLEX EVER

[scarlettjemily]

SHUT UP DONT DO THIS TO ME

[sigynpenniman]

Being a never-quite-recovered mid 2010s marvel fan gives you many lasting quirks but the number one for me is definitely that every single time someone mentions Tahiti a sleeper agent activates in my brain and causes me to say “it’s a magical place”

[jjscvntybob-deactivated20251219]

[scarlettjemily]

The bau doing the trauma candy salad trend

JJ: hi i’m jj and i was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Emily: hi i’m emily and i was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Spencer: hi i’m spencer and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Hotch: hi i’m aaron and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Morgan: hi i’m derek and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Rossi: hi i’m david and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Garcia: hi i’m penelope and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Tara: … what the fuck

[babycatlix]

Out of curiosity, do ppl have comfort movies? NOT tv shows, movies! I have a few and watching them always makes me feel happy and calm

yes; specify what movie in the tags!

no; tell me your favorite movie anyway in the tags!

don't have one/results

Voting ended onJul 17, 2024

i'm just curious bc i'm watching How to Train Your Dragon and i always forget how happy and calm it makes me feel. i mean, i did name my cat after Toothless the dragon. but i also love Lion King, that's my Disney comfort movie. and my Ghibli comfort movie is Spirited Away. watching any of these when i'm in a foul mood or my anxiety is high always helps 🥰 but i watch them just for fun too, not only when i'm in a mood. what about you?

[aaronwhorechner]

cm 17x03 spoilers

if the big jemily moment aj/paget kept going on about is a bau gate deep fake porn of them im going to yell 💀💀💀

[incorrect-ncisla-quotes]

Kensi, mumbling: I really want to kiss you.

Deeks: pardon?

Kensi: I said if you die I won’t miss you.

[justabarbiegirl05]

needed everyone else to see this

[lost-fish-in-a-big-pond]

All of the local elections had a turnout of about 20-30%

20-30%

This is abysmal

Everyone is happy to shout "down with the monarchy" on social media but y'all can't be bothered to fucking vote

It's fun to throw tomatoes at a figurehead but it's the Tories who are fucking gutting us.

It's the Tories who caused the cost of living crisis

Gutted the NHS

Are introducing bills that threaten the safety of children

Took away our right to peaceful protest

Are demolishing our equality laws

Are trying to take away our human rights

Stop pretending a revolution (that you are doing nothing to actually implement anyway) would actually solve our problems and go and fucking vote!

[incorrect-multiverse]

Daisy: Coulson… I’m gay.

Coulson *staring at Daisy*

Coulson *clenches fists*

May: Coulson don’t…

Daisy *sweating profusely*

Coulson: Hi Gay, I’m Coulson :)