aether is telling you about his newest expedition in nod krai, mentioning things like columbina, and how much paimon loved their food. his new friends, new enemies, and a clue to his next journey... it was both breathtaking and hitching all at once and-
"and... oh, well you know how they are i- mmh!" it was already too late when your lips were on his, aether's eyes widen before easing into you.
he hadn't even realized it but he already had cupped your face and was already trying to lean into you for more. "huh? why'd you stop?"
kaveh is ranting to you about his most recent client, i mean, his infastructure was astounding, and certainly nothing went wrong with the prototype, who the hell just cancels out of nowhere?! what was this jerk even thinking??
"it's just- aarrgghh! infuriating!" you could see the steam coming out from his ears, his eyebrows quirking in his usual way. a small pout forming, and when his mouth finally was about to move- "an- mmm..."
he already had his hand tilting your chin upwards, letting out a pleased groan. "ah, leaving way too soon. you trying to tell me to shut up, or something?"
dottore and you were just walking in silence, silence that didn't include him. because for.. you stopped counting, but probably around fifteen minutes of just talking about his newest plan. something about... well probably snezhnaya and the gods again. you didn't really know.
"hah, can't you believe it. could mortals really be as... stupid?" - "what about me?" - "i know you aren't stupid enough to think you're includ-"
placing your lips on his briefly was enough for him to stop, and let you take the lead for a few steps. "you coming, zan'?" - "you... are interesting."
pantalone loves the time off he gets because god, he barely gets time off anymore. especially with the new currency plan he has in mind, and now he had the time to tell you all about it! so, what happens when that's not all you wanna hear from him?
"you see the pinnacle of my plan, yes? it's something i've been working on for a wh- mmm," he already closed his eyes, he was taken a bit aback yet he found himself already wanting more.
trying to lean in for one more before you pull away toooo far... "hmm? you started this, do you really wanna run off?"
itto being itto was him talking about his newest beetle, checking out how how its size would make any other challengers cower, you couldn't really find yourself wanting to listen. not when you hadn't seen him in a week and this is what he was doing?
"can you believe it, babe?! i beat him before ten second even hit the clock, i'm just amaz- mmhmmm! mmmh..." before he knew it he already (and very nervously) placed his arms around your waist.
"good... lord, you taste... nice, baby, is that the chapstick i got you last week? ack! okay, sorry!"
cyno is haha very tediously telling you a joke. and you just couldn't take it anymore so you just leaned in and made sure it was a gesture he wouldn't forget about and would stop telling you about how a shoe made out of a banana its called a slipper.
"wasn't that funny? why... babe, why aren't you laughing, beautiful? did i- mmmh." for how 'funny' his jokes are, he finds his hands caressing the sensitive skin of your lower back. pulling your closer by your waist.
"mmm, you... you are something." - "better than your jokes?" - "ill have to consider, you're a good kisser."
tighnari was just talking and talking and talking about the mushrooms he had been recently using for the dishes he had been so insistent on cooking. in which he did but realized pretty late that you had left that dish untouched, thinking of touching something else instead.
"and, you know how often these appear? how lucky are we that we have them growing our garden? baby? are you li- mmh!" you could already visualize his ears pointing upwards in the shock, only to feel him lean into your lips a little more.
"you... you are so... you are gonna be the death of me."
durin has you leaning on his shoulder while the rest of your friends danced in the middle of angel's share. sharing apple juice with each other that felt even more romantic and cheesy than it should've.
it was cute in a way really, it got to a point where varka and albedo have commented, and now here he was. your favorite dragon talking about his newest conch he-
"-found in liyue, isn't that great? hat guy took me out there, i wish you were there. all the views reminded me of you. so here, keep the co- what are y- mmn..." subconsciously his wings flap at the sudden warm sensation on his lips.
"y- you... what?"
lohen is busy talking to you about his latest encounter with the abyss. ringing an arm around your shoulder as he shows you around, pulling you close and super distinctively inhales your scent in. i hope you know that he cuts off a lot of his sentences just to tell you how nice you smell and look and are today.
"geez. you're amazing, i can't help but appreciate y- mmmn! mmn..." you can tell he was a little surprised but pulls you in more. it really get to a point where you need to pull away to breathe.
"oh? you seem excited. now you wanna back away."
varka is the kind of guy to pull you in by the waist, and starts to trail his kisses down your neck that turns to bites. has his free hand already cupping your face. it's so habiskjdasdjkhsa that the guy who was trying to hit on you just a moment ago. he would've just told the guy to fuck off but he doesn't mind this either.
"oh? what makes you think they aren't take- huh? what's that ba- mmn!" taken offguard the moment he feels you on him but again, hey. he likes showing off what's his.
✦ synopsis: being a beginner at something new is hard that includes love too (devider 1, devider 2)
• Poor boy would be so confused at first, he had experienced platonic love but never romantic. He already has trouble navigating through his feelings.
• Whenever you are around his palms would get sweaty and his voice meek. Albedo as observant as ever would immediately notice the increased fidgeting in his little brother.
• And he would just happen to come across one of his drafts to Wanderer where he talks and talks and talks about you..from then on it clicked. Of course to not embarrass the young dragon he doesn’t mention finding his draft letter.
• Although not mentioning the letter, he’d have a straightforward chat with Durin and calm his nerves down. (“No do not worry you are not sick what you’re experiencing is called love.”)
• After the talk he wouldn’t have the courage to confess but now atleast he can be in the same vicinity.
• Durin having read many love stories and heard many songs from a certain bart decides to invite you to Starsnatcher Cliff.
• Arriving there my guy cannot look you in the eye. I just know he practiced infront of the mirror for this, memorised his speech and all.
• He starts off nervous stuttering his words, then remembers Albedos advice to keep calm and this somehow causes him to blurt scream how much he likes you ??
• His face so red it almost matches the heart shape on his clothing. He could swear his knees got weak when you reciprocated his feelings with a small laugh.
• After that Durin was smiley and giggly the whole day. Albedo at first got concerned because he’d stare into space then blush.
• While running errands in Mondstadt, he’d see a lot of couples on dates and can’t help but want to do the same.
• Eventually, he gathers up the courage to ask for another date and this time he decides to take you to Cape oath, true its a little unconventional for dates but the view there is magnificent and perfect for picnics.
• Durin is so sweet, he brought half of the things for the picnic and windblume flowers for you but was still up in the sky when you brought cookies along.
• Honestly you’d have to do most of the talking since he is still not used to this. But a good type of “not used” it makes him feel all fuzzy and warm like being hugged by a sun-drenched blanket!
• After this date too he returns all giggly, Albedo is getting used to this anomaly.
• As months passed he got more used to affection and wouldn’t even shy away from showering you with his touches.
• What he will never forget is his first kiss..it was during the 7th date he believes when you kissed his cheek as a thanks and he mustered up the courage to peck your lips. It was so clumsy, but so unforgettable too. He could swear the world stopped for a moment back there. Is that even possible?
• As a result it lead to more kisses and much more dates. Everyone got used to seeing you both in the proximity of each other it would be weird if yall weren’t together.
✦ synopsis: enjoying some peace with your lover (nod-krai main cast x reader)
As the leader of the Frostmoon Scions, a moment of serenity is solemn for Lauma,when she had came back from sorting a recent drama some weasel thiefs caused, you were already long asleep. Leaned back, head lulling and the book she recommended long forgotten. She put the book back into its place and gently placed your head onto her lap, running her fingers through your hair.
Nefer had never been one to show her love in grand gestures. When you arrived to the Curatorium of Secrets and Nefer had already send Jahoda out for an errand. With the excuse of now being all alone, you found yourself on her lap, a very familiar spot for you. Her head tucked into the crook of your neck, breathing your scent in which left a ticklish feeling behind.
After coming back from a patrol, Flins collapsed into the bed right besides you. His teasing nature unusually gone, he let out a prolonged yawn before reaching out for you. Holding you tight leaving a wet trail of kisses from your mouth to your neck. Ah, no matter how tired, Flins is Flins and he will be indulging himself with your kisses.
The moon shone especially bright tonight, a perfect time for a date with Columbina. Her hand in yours, you both managed to find a higher place with the help of a kuuhenki. Above stood the moon glorious as ever, next to you — your lover who was even more glorious. Looking at her soft kissable lips, you leaned over and pecked her lips gently.
It was a bad habit for Sandrone to overwork herself considering breaks useless and telling off anyone who suggested it. Well things with you are a bit different, when you enter the room with tea and refreshments, her attention immediately goes to you. With a eager look in her eyes, she sits as humanly close to you and starts ranting how many idiots Teyvat has.
Coming home late you certainly didn’t expect it to smell like food, following the smell to the kitchen you see Varka with an apron that says “kiss the chef”. You giggle and approach Varka to follow the apron’s instructions, placing a soft kiss on his cheek you look over the dishes he has prepared. As you were about to “scold” him for preparing so many dishes for only two people, you felt two strong arms wrapping around your waist and continued kisses at the crown of your head.
There isn’t a single person to match Nicoles’ love for tea parties, over-explanation and you. How lucky of a mage she was that she could have all three during one lazy afternoon. She had brought so many tea flavours to try out with you. While she was yammering unapologetically as per usual, she happened to caught your eye which made her stop abruptly. As you were about to ask what was wron, you saw the angel blushing..oof the great mage N really got frustrated by their lover paying attention to her sayings.
꧁“There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.”꧂
✦ synopsis: your knight spending his summer break with you (aka getting cozy and domestic with Lohen <3)
✦ warnings: might be OOC and slightly suggestive? Wrote this because I was bored :p
• All knights have the chance to get a paid leave two times a year, and of course your knight has been waiting for the weather to warm up to use this opportunity.
• After his request for leave got approved, Lohen was barely able to sleep because he was so excited to spend the days ahead with you <33
• How great it is to wake up not having to rush, the sunlight dancing, lazily pulling you closer with the excuse that the air is still chilly in the mornings.
• Lohen loves that only he can see you in such state, hair messed up, your eyes slightly puffy from too much sleep.
• You’d basically have to drag him out of the bed and even then he is attached to your hip. Now that he doesn’t have knightly duties to do, all his attention is focused on you.
• Great until..its not so great. Lohen has always had an obsession with biting you, so now that he is home he gets to do that plenty. (Wouldn’t even hurt he just likes your skin in his mouth.)
• He gets the zoomies like a rabbit in the mornings, one of the many reasons he seeks the thrill of fight. Imagine dealing with this at home
• Would go from sleepy to bouncing off walls after hes calmed down a bit hes back to your side.
• Anyways! Lohen likes hearty meals so he’d make sure to bless you with one for breakfast and lunch.
• No shame whatsoever would slap your ass and then sprint around the house while you chase him.
• As shameless he is, Lohens just as romantic. Remembering your favourite dishes, taking you out for date nights every week (even if he was busy with his work now that he isn’t, those dates are present almost every night. “Almost” because whenever you don’t feel like going out cuddling and sharing a meal together at home suffices too. Atp everything does so down bad for his lover) , checking the temperature of your hot beverage before handing it to you, automatically pulling you to his side in large crowds.
• Although he loves to see you all pretty for him, he likes being at home more, Lohen doesn’t give much thought to public opinion he could pull you in for a kiss or more anytime, what he cares about is you being comfortable. Not that he wouldn’t pick a bone with whoever makes you purposefully uncomfortable… Lohen knows sometimes you don’t want all that affection in public so being alone with you is win-win situation.
• “No you don’t get it we have to shower together there is a water drought in Mondstadt :((“
• Every day is chaotic and different with him, you can’t really get bored the only predictable thing Lohen sticks to is that he needs kisses 25/8
“I don’t want the future. I want the present to stand still. I want to stay here with you…”˖⋆⟢
✦ synopsis: the way to a gamers heart..is you! (in short how loser!dottore shows his love!)
✦ a/n: the fanart belongs to cosonette on tiktok which inspired this whole thing
• No idea how he bagged but he bagged regardless.
• His actual name is Zandik and his gamer tag is Dottore he was so proud of it, he told everyone to call him Dottore as a nickname. Looking back to it he is embarrassed by his young self and even more embarrassed if you decide to tease him about it.
• “Dihhtore” “Stop☹️”
• He has you saved as muffin in his phone and basically thats your go-to pet nickname! Zandik chose this because y’all met in a cafe that serves the tastiest muffins (and you’re as sweet as muffin to him)
• Both an academic and gamer/manga typa loser. He has many medical internships requests, his skills are high demand — and at the same time he is info dumping large amounts of game lore to you with lightning speed of talking.
• or random facts “Did you know that earwax is a type of sweat?”
• His room is full with educational books and manga followed by his figure collection. Its somehow messy and organised at the same time. Whenever you come over Zandik makes effort it atleast looks decent-ish
• Corniest pick up lines
• “Are you a controller? Because I can’t function without you-“ “Bro.”
• Socialising..who is that? He only goes to college, grocery shopping and the nearby cafe that I mentioned. Most dates happen in his room, if you do insist, he will go out with you but he looks like a dear caught in headlights the whole time.
• Wears glasses due to being infront of a screen for half of his existence and places them on you sometimes as an failed attempt to flirt.
• Hands always sweaty, at first Zandik was even embarrassed to hold hands with you.
• He is clingy — too clingy. This is his first relationship so he just wants you, okay? Doesn’t matter what you’re up to just stay by his side.
• For as long as he remembers, Zandik was always an outcast. No matter how smart he just couldn’t get along with his peers, which made him accustomed to hearing his name said with hatred. When you came along and said Zandik with so much love in your voice it was like the Gods finally decided to show him some grace.
• His hair is mad fluffy and Zandik wouldn’t refuse you — if you would want to pet it while he lays down on your lap (please)
✦ synopsis: knowing your obsession with trinkets, toys, plushies etc. what would your lover get you as a gift?
✦ a/n: includes Durin, Lohen, Varka, Dottore (maybe a little cringe, but to be cringe is to be free)
𑣲Durin
• Actually he as well is enthusiastic about collecting stuff like that. At the beginning he didn’t really understand the obsession, but it caught up to him too!
• As a gift Durin would get you a lego set so you can built it together. The fun part in building is that you’d watch him struggle to break apart two small lego pieces that were never meant to be attached.
• After so much effort, its done — you guys place it on the shelf where there are many other finished pieces all of them holding different memories.
• Its like a memento that he too who was branded as a monster only capable of destruction, is deserving of love and attention.
𑣲Lohen
• By very untraditional means Lohen somehow got you a rare set of calico critters as a gift. When you’re about to ask him how pretty boy here distracts you with cheek kisses.
• Its extra cute because the little figures are wearing wedding clothing. With some work he’d make them into matching keychains!
• He attached the little groom calico to his leg thigh strap and bring it anywhere. Lohen would be careful so it doesn’t get damaged risky but on long missions it gives him more motivation
• He’d also give atrocious side eyes to anyone who dares too look at it for far too long with malicious eyes
𑣲Varka
• Behold before you stands a bear plushie with abs! Varka says he wanted to get you something to remind you of him.
• You named in Varka jr because of the clear resemblance.
• It all giggles till you started cuddling with the plushie instead of him (“No more mr nice guy” drunk Varka to the plushie probably..)
• Grown ASS man, he would genuinely sulk if you actually do continue to cuddle with it despite his best attempts at wooing you into his strong arms.
𑣲Il Dottore
• He’d find your obsession for cute things intriguing, he doesn’t get it, like at all. Nevertheless, you’re his love so he finds excuses to all your silliness.
• Dottore doesn’t buy you a gift, he builds it himself instead. A coquette looking automaton with lace ribbons.
• The automaton itself looks like jewelry box but it has other purposes too apart from storing stuff. It is also a two-way communication device.
• This was one of his easier innovations, Dottore says atleast, now come sit on his lap while he invents new ways to terrorise Teyvat.
How likely are you to survive a zombie apocalypse with Genshin men.
Featuring almost all genshin men with exceptions
Assuming you guys are married. It’s just you two and no one else together (except Varka I guess). You’re a normal person without a vision. In some you wonder around while in others you stay in one place. Depends on the character.
Surviving
No brainer. They are helping you survive. You can be dead weight and it wouldn’t matter. He definitely pulls more night watch than you do. He takes on majority of the work. Does it get exhausting? Yes, but seeing you safe makes it all worth it. He will be the main person looking for food, killing zombies, etc. Sometimes you’ll just sleep on him while he’s on watch and he’ll gently stroke your back as you do.
Kinich, Diluc, Flins, Cyno, Tighnari, Illuga (1)
Surviving not because of their strength but because of their intellect. He knows exactly where to go, exactly how to act if something goes wrong, and exactly where to look for food. Sometimes you forget that you’re in an apocalypse because you don’t feel as though you are as stressed as you should be.
Surviving because they are really good fighters. You guys are the wandering type. The group that never stays in one place. The amount of times you guys have been surrounded and still made it out is insane. You’re lucky you’re married to them and not a zombie against them.
Surviving because you guys were lucky. They have a few talents that came it handy (ex. Their medical or food knowledge) but you guys definitely wouldn’t have survived had you guys been in any super dangerous situations.
Bennett (ironically), Baizhu, Gorou, Mika, Ororon
Survived but it was really stressful. You guys struggled most of the time. You both will probably never mentally heal from this. You’ve gone hungry, fought zombies, and walked until your legs gave out. You can’t count how many times your lives have flashed before your eyes. If not for each other perhaps you guys would have stopped trying a long time ago.
Lyney, Kaeya
Not Surviving
You guys died from starvation/ thirst. You tried to stay optimistic. He tried to keep you fed but you guys simply couldn’t find enough supplies. You were able to escape the zombies but in the end it didn’t matter. You both passed beside each other. None of you could move anymore. You decided to lay beside each other one last time. If you had the energy to speak you spoke to each other about how grateful you were to have the other. You knew this time would come but it still felt bittersweet. It doesn’t matter if you were so thirsty that you didn’t have the ability to speak, either way you guys died in each other’s arms.
Freminet, Gaming, Chongyun, Durin,
He couldn’t protect you. He thought he had it covered. He was fighting the zombies around you but no. One snuck up on you and bit your neck. If it have been any other limp perhaps he could’ve cut it off and maybe just maybe you’d be okay. But no. The zombie bit your neck. He immediately took care of the zombie before getting you guys out of the situation but you both knew it was too late. You were panicking, tears swelling in your eyes and so was he. He tried to reassure himself. How long did you have? How long did he have? Should he be reckless and kiss you? No. You made him promise to live on without you. He stayed with you until the first sign of you losing your mind. As much as he wanted to stay neither of you could stand the thought him seeing you turn into a mindless creature. He’d try and go as far away as possible. If he does see you while you are a zombie he won’t be able to hurt you, thus becoming a zombie himself.
Thoma, Razor, Kaveh, Illuga(2),
He got bit first because of his chivalry. He saw a little girl about to be discovered by zombies and couldn’t just stand and watch. He rushed head first into the situation. He protected her but was injured. He didn’t get to fully heal before days later he was protecting you all when you were surrounded. He got bit multiple times. He protected you until the end of his life. Surviving without him though is terribly difficult.
Varka, Itto
Tried hard to keep you safe but at the end of the day he’s just a normal guy. He could have sealed with 1 or 2 zombies but anymore was just asking too much. All you guys were doing were looking for food but a zombie came out of nowhere. You both ran. You tripped and got bitten. He killed it but knew better than to stay with someone infected. By the end of that very day you guys had bid each other farewell. Perhaps it was newly found depression over losing his lover but he no longer tried as hard. Days later he had been bitten as well and found himself looking for you.
How genshin men would react to them falling in love with you after rejecting you
Assuming a year has past since your confession. They aren’t sure if you still like them.
Tries to win you over (Subtly)
He believes that if you liked him back then you can like him now. You haven’t got over him, have you? It’s only been a year. You have to still like them a little, right? He tried to reject you as respectfully as possible so all they can do is hope he didn’t break your heart. He goes full courting mode. He will subtly court you or even seduce you if he must. He definitely replays your confession in his head at night. How could he reject you out of all people. Anything you told him during your confession is 100% being used against you. Oh so you like how his gifts are always so considerate? Well now his gifts are extra considerate. Oh you like how strong he is? Well he just happens to show off when protecting you from some hilichurls. He catches one reaction. One small blush or longing look. Any sort of proof that you still like him and he’s asking you out on the spot. He tries being subtle about it to hide his slight guilt for rejecting you then asking you out a year later. If you make him say it then he’ll try to laugh it off. “I mean you did say you wanted to go out with me didn’t you?”
Wriothesley, Heizou, Kaeya, Flins
Desperately Tries to win you over
Similar to the last one except he’s a lot more embarrassed by what he’s doing. He feels like a moron for rejecting you. He honestly can’t tell if you do or don’t still like him. Eventually he asks you out with the same amount of effort you put into asking him. “Hey uh, is that offer for *blank* still open?” He’ll ask while actively blushing.
Kaveh, Itto, Gorou,
Locks in
He is not going to fumble you twice. He’s going to make sure you love him again no matter what it takes. You’ll suddenly notice he’s a lot more attentive. He’ll give you gifts and sometimes just look at you. You don’t know how to feel. Does he like you? He rejected you so you must be overthinking right? Eventually he asks you out as nonchalantly as he can though secretly his heart is beating the life out of his chest.
Kinich, Albedo, Alhaitham,
Plays off the rejection
He’s really hoping you don’t remember his rejection. He’s convinced he wasn’t in his right mind when he rejected you. You’re literally perfect for him. He acts a little bit like a female high schooler with a crush. Overly laughs at your jokes, sits a little too close, stares at you whenever he thinks you aren’t paying attention. When he asks you out he plays it off as a spur of the moment type of thing but in truth he’s been thinking about asking you out for a while. He really hopes that you 1: still like him and 2: that you don’t hold his rejection against him.
He feels upset about liking you. How could he have waited so long to fall in love with you. He’ll stare at his ceiling wondering how he could be so dumb. He wouldn’t confess to you. How could he? It’s been a year. There is no way you still love him. He’ll long for you from afar as if you were the one who rejected him.
Neuvillette, Xiao, Tighnari, Durin, Baizhu
Apologizes
He’ll confess to you but not without an apology. He will apologize for breaking your heart and ask for another chance with a bouquet or something else you like. He feels terrible for rejecting you but doesn’t beat himself too much over it. All he can do is hope you accept but understands why you might reject him.
Kazuha, Gaming, Diluc, Sethos,
Avoids you
He feels so dumb and doesn’t know how to deal with his feelings. His face heats up whenever you talk to him. When you first asked him out he had no interest in romantic relationships but now he wishes he had one with you. He avoids you so much you’re convinced he hates you. It takes intervention from one of his friends/siblings for you to understand what was going on.
i have another albedo x reader x lohen thought. hold my hand. walk with me
the three of you have fucked around a few times by now, though it's mostly just been one or both of them focusing on you. teasing you, fucking you, teaming up on you. but you can't help but notice there's a simmering tension between lohen and albedo, too.
you know lohen. you just know that he's itching for a fight with him, to test his strength, see exactly what albedo's working with. so he baits him! maybe it's the three of you out in the woods for whatever reason (lohen wanting to get some sparring in in a more secluded area, albedo wanting to enjoy the scenery and paint, etc). lohen poking and prodding and dragging albedo into agreeing to spar with him. really, lohen's also wanting to see more of what makes albedo tick. lohen's got a few things he's weak to on hand, but he wants to see him flustered properly, get a good reaction. maybe even fuck him, depending.
...and albedo knows his game well; he can practically smell the brat on him. he agrees to the spar, of course, hiding any indication that he's planning something. you simply sit back in the grass, basking in the sunlight and enjoying the show, and your jaw drops when albedo actually pulls out some underhanded tricks! maybe using alchemy or his mastery over geo to get lohen restrained. how the tables have turned, hm??
and albedo ends up fucking him instead. gives him plenty of leeway to back out, of course, to say he doesn't want it; lohen is stubborn, but eventually admits that, yes, he really, really does, so if albedo could please just get it over with already-
naturally lohen is trying to fight for dominance the entire time, trying to find an opportunity to flip the situation on albedo again, to take control. but the restraints don't allow for any slack, and albedo is no idiot.
and albedo isn't mean, exactly, no. but the fascinated, slightly condescending tone he uses as he picks lohen apart contrasts sharply with the way he's so careful when he speaks to you. he doesn't degrade lohen, he isn't cruel, but he pinpoints just how to get to him. teases him, even, in ways you wouldn't dare. "this spar was your idea, was it not?", "oh, right there? you glare at me, but i'm right, aren't i?", "mm, i suppose you should have tried a bit harder then. i'm only... how did you put it before? 'claiming my prize?'"
it isn't long before albedo's got him on the verge of cumming. working lohen up, dragging him closer and closer to the edge, watching him shake and his eyes start to roll back-
and tightly wrapping a gloved hand around the base of his cock, preventing him from cumming.
as lohen thrashes beneath the chief alchemist, broken, angry moans cutting through the slew of cursing he directs above him, you can't help but bring your hand up to cover your mouth in disbelief. both because it's really hot, but also... it's so fucking funny to see lohen get a taste of his own medicine, getting knocked down a peg. you don't even realize you're grinning until it's too late.
...albedo's eyes are half lidded with a soft, wicked smile as he grabs lohen's face, tilting it to make sure he sees your expression, sees you laughing. he waits until lohen fully processes it, and you stare like a deer in headlights as albedo pulls out.
heyyos everyone!! As I said, this was the upcoming lohen ff! ❤️ I hope everyone enjoys and please have patience with me bcuz I’m slow for thinking of ideas 😔 😔
⭐︎: lohen being lohen, feat. Bennet, reader is implied female, fluffy, EXTREMELY short, violence, kinda trauma(?), and horrible writing skills! (Lmk if I missed anything also not proofread 😅)
enjoy, my beautiful readers <33
Ah yes. How did Bennet get into this situation where the Knights of Favonius captured him and started interrogating him about nearby hilichurl camps? Especially by the very menacing Vice Captain. You, as his secretary, were looking at Lohen’s most prized knife very closely, seeing how faint brown stains never really washed off. How unhygienic, most would think, but you didn’t mind. After all, months of adapting to Lohen’s bloodthirsty desires certainly made you used to these things. You were always there to back him up, making up random thoughts & excuses to prevent him from being suspended. He’d never thank you verbally, but rather through actions. Lohen bringing you to a demolished hilichurl site where he “painted his love for you” with blood certainly traumatized you a bit.
Anyways, Bennet seemed frozen and numb with anxiousness. The atmosphere was thick for him, but to you, it just seemed another adventurer that owes something to Lohen.
“Oh Benny—remember when we first met? You’d asked why I had markings and rare colored eyes…ha. I was an “experiment” that failed, yes? And remember how you stated you’d let me follow you around and kill the creatures you attract with your bad luck…? You never did that because you were busy with your adventures…so I believe you owe me a lil somethin’, no?” Lohen teased, grinning suspiciously at Bennet. Poor Bennet, he didn’t deserve anything of this. He cowardly backed up into a corner, visibly shaking as cold sweat ran down his forehead and threatened to drip. “Lohen stop; you’re scaring him,” You cut in, standing up and walking toward him. Lohen didn’t turn around but only hovered above him, his blue/gray hair cascading down over his face a bit. Bennet’s eyes widened as he signaled you for his knife, but you clearly refused and pulled your stubborn and maniacal boyfriend back to prevent him from traumatizing Bennet. You rub your temples and sigh, apologizing to Bennet.
He shrugged and smiled, shoulders finally settling down.
“Well—I’m sorry about that. I shouldn’t have done that! I have time right now, if you want, we could go exploring Windrise?” Bennet said, a lot quieter than usual. Lohen’s attitude perked up even further, his smile stretching to his ears. You mutter “archons save my sanity” quiet enough not for Lohen to hear, and you instantly reacted as a light from the ceiling shattered and fell toward Bennet somehow. “BENNET! OUT OF MY WAY YOU BLUE HAIRED BI-“ You dash forward and push Bennet back, who was clearly in distress and shock. “AGH! I’M SO SORRY—“ Lohen suddenly laughed, cutting in between Bennet’s apology. Luckily, none of the pieces had injured anyone, and you pulled both of the boys’ wrists, dragging them out of the office and into the main corridor of HQ. “So it is true that you have horrible luck!” Lohen laughed, shoulders shaking as he didn’t care to suppress his laughter. You jabbed him in the rib, which only made him laugh harder. Bennet rubbed the back of his neck, apologizing endlessly for having bad luck. Lohen finally stopped laughing and reached his hand out to Bennet, as if offering something to him. Bennet hesitantly nodded, and started walking out with him.
“WELL! Then we ought to start killing—er, uh-I mean ‘exploring!’ I’d want to enjoy the experience as long as I can, wouldn’t I?” Lohen cheerfully told Bennet, hooking his arm around Bennet’s shoulder. You pinched your nose bridge and locked the office doors, making sure no one enters until you three return. “Dear Lord Barbatos, please protect my sanity & soul. And my dear friend Bennet’s. And my boyfriend Lohen, if he has any left,” You whispered before sprinting out to find where the duo went. You hoped Bennet wouldn’t be as traumatized. Key word: hoped.
Suddenly, a female voice screamed with terror. The sound sliced through the air, a raw, fearful, sound.
Your head instantly whipped toward the source of the sound. “Shit. Welp, I found them,” You mumbled, dashing toward the woman. “MADAM! MA’AM, can you hear me?” You asked, observing the woman whose eyes were widened larger than Paimon’s appetite. She had no injuries, you mentally noted, but she was looking at something, perhaps a commotion that shocked her so much she visibly froze with fear. “T-t-that…is h-he a kni-knight?” She stuttered, pointing at some people behind you. Definitely 100% Lohen & Bennet. All the way. You thought, turning around slowly. You’d found them, and your eyes vibrated a bit before concentrating on the scene.
Bennet was holding his head, shaking a lot. He seemed on the verge of tears as Lohen grinned. He held his polearm high, stabbing it into the ground and twisting it. Cryo and ice was immediately exposed as the ice surrounded everywhere and hundreds of hilichurls, mitachurls, and lawachurls were quickly stabbed through where their stomachs would be. Blood spurted out from their bodies, and the bodies soon turned a deep purple that rivaled bruises. “Awwww. You guys didn’t even last one attack! C’mon, that was equal to a warm up!” Lohen said. His tone conveyed that he was upset or sad, but his grin said something else. You narrowed your eyes and quickly attended to the murder. “LOHEN! Wha-why—no, how did you manage to get…never mind. Bennet, are you okay?” You asked, patting his back. Lohen crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. You glare at him, fighting the urge to kick him with your full strength (which once separated a Ruin Guard’s leg btw ✌️). Bennet groaned and clasped his hands together, sending a prayer before nearing Lohen. “Hmmm. You know what, I’ll use some of that healing concoction on my polearm & knife! My enemies can’t be ended too quickly or where’s the fun?” He wondered to himself, digging into his bag for the specific green substance he often used in fights when he was really energized.
“Sweetie, please stop traumatizing Bennet…” You spoke. Lohen laughed sharply at your request, and eyed you. “He was the one that offered to do it right now, remember?” He smiled, waving his knife around. You scoffed and hugged Bennet. “Hey. After this is done I’ll treat ya to dinner?” You offer, and Bennet’s eyes sparked up. “Oh, thank you!” Bennet responded (a bit too quick). But, the peace making didn’t last long as a whole herd charged toward Bennet, and he tripped over Lohen’s feet, grunting as pain hit him. “Ugh…” You took out your sword, readying up. Besides, who cared if Good Hunter suddenly got more meat? No one.
Lohen was fast to react as he dashed right into the mess. “Too bad they can’t fight back. Whatever!” He cheered, stabbing into the boars as the toxin flew everywhere. Lohen was reckless, yet still had pride that was unstoppable. You grasped your Pyro vision, ready to burn the commotion and set it to flames. “Hey Y/N! Can you give me a support-?” Lohen suggested, slashing through the thick layers and cryo constantly formed and struck through the animals. Ice froze their nervous systems as he sliced through, being everywhere on the scene. You nodded but quickly reconsidered your decisions. Jean would kill you for this, but what would this hurt? These boars would’ve overridden the nearby markets & stalls anyways. Lohen laughed loudly, clearly taking the joy of the battle. You held your breath as you slashed the boars’ thick flesh. Their bodies seared with flames, Pyro burning brightly as ashes quickly rose up into the air. A wildfire, rather. Lohen’s eyes vibrated with interest, and he swung his polearm, casting Cryo that directly mixed into your fire. “Oops! My vision—no, polearm slipped!” He said. You roll your eyes, and his overwhelming Cryo had put your pyro out. You quickly tended to Bennet, making sure none of your flames got too close to him. “Are you all right?? Sorry for that!” You replied, fussing over him. Lohen started pouting, seeing the way you had fussed over Bennet just to make sure he was okay and wasn’t injured. He puffed out his cheeks, his eyes blinking faster.
(After 2 hours of Lohen fighting) Bennet had left and gone back to his team, visibly relieved. You had scolded Lohen for being so careless about fighting, not even making sure civilians were okay. That was the final straw.
“Y/N, you always care so, so, so much about others. What about me-??” Lohen asked sadly. If he had cat ears, they would be drooping down, attached to his head, even. You chuckle at his words, amused. Lohen glared at you for laughing, and huffed a breath. “You’re so mean,” hejoked.” You glance at his face once and then cross your arms, judgementally looking at him.
After a while of bickering and ranting, your empathetic side gave in. You genuinely realized how much you’ve been avoiding him, let alone not giving him the attention he deserves. You slowly lean in for a hug, an actual one and not beating around the bush. “I’m sorry, Lohen. I didn’t realize you really wanted attention,” You said in a non-sincere way somehow. He looked at you, his red and blue eyes finally softening after the chaos of today. He kissed your cheek, and your heart blossomed in a warmth unique to you. You hug him tightly, making sure he doesn’t fall. Fall both metaphorically & physically.
“Jeez…you know I’m clingy & you still refuse to let me cling to you. Y/N, you have such a cruel heart,” Lohen faked, pretending his heart hurt. He placed his hand over his own heart, making a sad expression as if he was about to die. Truly, a dramatic moment. You instantly let go of him and glare at him, jabbing him in the shoulder. What a day.
(Series comin up except I have no drafts 😔 😔 just be patient I promise u guys I’ll cook up more 🙏 anyways remember to drink water!! <33)
Lohen seems like the type of guy to get cuteness aggression at the littlest thing you might do and ends up biting the meet of your cheek or smg to get it out, never hard enough to draw blood but the type that leaves an indent for half an hour or so.
He’d probably giggles like a manic the entire time you might scold him for it as well.
⤷ "pretty please come over and ruin my life" is what lohen would've said.
lohen remembers meeting you again at a party. he doesn’t recall the full details, aside from holding a cheap, red solo cup in his hand and staring into the crowded distance. bodies slid up against each other, floor shaking from the intense bass, and loud shuffling coming from the bathroom. while he wasn’t keen about college parties, he didn’t dislike them either. if anything, he liked watching people from afar, seeing them waste themselves away from a few bottles of alcohol. he liked the way men would tip over, drool hanging from the corner of their lips as they grinned, shouting out to the crowd for another round of beer pong (he also liked that while drunk and incapacitated, a fight is more likely to break out).
leave it to varka to host something unabashedly rowdy. not only was he a famous alumni from lohen’s organization, the man had some money to spare for parties. beer cans and all types of booze lined up in the kitchen like soldiers. cups spilled into every corner of his house—in the closets, the bathroom, even under the kitchen sink there were dozens of red solo cups.
in his half drunk state, lohen sees you approach him—you’re only a year older than him, having been in the org two years before he joined. you even served as an executive member for the live events department. with your charming personality, you weaseled your way through college with a multitude of partners and stories. in other words, you were a hot topic amongst the members.
the static in his mind comes to a screeching halt when you drunkenly stumbled into him, mumbling under your breath a pitiful apology.
he stares at your glossy lips, wondering how often you must have reapplied it after taking swigs from a bottle. lohen gives you a cocky grin, eyes growing lidded as you’re shoved forward into his arms. the room was growing ever so tight as more people filled the living space. the smell of your perfume wafts in the air, a sickenly sweet combination of vanilla and spice. it helped fight the stench coming from the other guys in the room.
before lohen could say anything, you wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling him close. a warm breath grazes the tip of his ear, dancing against the steel piercing on his helix. for a moment, he thinks you’re about to pass out because you’re looking at him with a new expression.
“you’re not drinking?” your fingers tap against the back of his wrist.
“i don’t care enough to finish,” hearing his response, you look up at him, lashes fluttering up and down.
“mind if i finish it?”
“go ahead.”
without a second to waste, you drink from the same side his lips once touched. downing the rest of his alcohol, you pull back and release a satisfied sigh. beneath the dim lights, he could vaguely make out the color of your lip gloss staining the rim.
this moment takes him back to the day you first met each other. when he was a newcomer to an organization that promised him a pretty looking resume, and fun activities—you showed up with your hand outstretched, grinning from ear to ear as you introduced him to your team. you also had a drink in your hand, one that also stained with your favorite lip gloss. although he joined a separate team, you continue to treat him like close friends.
seeing you now, with this starved look in your eyes and a set of grabby hands, he can’t help but think about the consequences of his actions. he knows that by engaging in this game of yours, he will end up on the headline of his local college newspaper. probably as another unknown boyfriend that you’ll shrug off in a few weeks.
but lohen never liked to play it safe anyway.
his thumb brushes against the underside of your lips, watching with careful eyes as your fingers dig into his hair. you look so pretty in this moment, its almost criminal. the multi-colored lights illuminate the stars in your eyes. despite the slight sheen of sweat, your body glitter never came off. parting your lips, the two of you collide with each other—creating a dangerous mix of alcohol that boils your blood. your hands tug at his locks, almost pulling them from the root as he backs up into the wall.
loud music continues to play over the sounds of your sloppy, almost dog-like kisses. lohen could feel himself growing a little hazy and his vision blurring from the lack of air. even now, your enthusiasm never fails to impress him. each time you pull away from him, to catch your breath and take another swig from your bottle, he stops you with another kiss that makes your knees weak.
lohen, in all honesty, wouldn’t mind being your boyfriend for the next couple of days—if varka comes back to him, waving a college newspaper with his face printed onto the cover, he will think back on this moment, and sigh fondly.
If Lohen has a daughter, there's a 99% chance that kid gets his eyes. You know how damn striking it is. Probably his hair color too, (tho there can be a chance his wife may have the hair color) but there's no denying she's the Vice Captain's daughter and Barbaros be damned if she takes after her father. That kid likely has a dagger hiding in her bunny doll...
anon you're SUPER right about this like. your genes? what are those? yeah maaaaybe she'd have your hair but come on. the striking, reddish eyes? it's lohen's. the personality? oh, it's for sure lohen's, don't even. worst part is, he AND the kiddo would definitely be causing chaos together, and let's be honest, there's not much you can really do to stop them.
let them have fun!
...well, fun as in borderline crime, but hey! no one could ever tell off such a cute kid. she'd probably look up at someone innocently with those big, red eyes of her's to get away with multiple things. and about the dagger hiding in a plush, this would be very very true.
i think lohen would also teach her self defense once she reaches somewhere between 8 and 10, considering what happened to lohen when he was a young kid himself who got kidnapped. she'll probably develop that same battle-craze that lohen has hehe :3
Warnings: Implied smut, Lohen tapping the reader's butt lightly a few times, sadomasochist Lohen, making out in public, slight enabler fem!reader, established relationship.
a/n: got this idea from @justacube thank you for letting me make a fic of this prompt!!
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Lohen stared at the carpet of the Grandmaster's office as he knelt on it in front of the Acting Grandmaster. The reason??
"Lohen, Vice Captain of the Fifth Company of the Knights of Favonius," Jean declared his entire title, as if he was being sent for capital punishment, "We have received another batch of complaints regarding your 'methods' to evaluate knights for the Nod-Krai expedition. Do you have anything to say for yourself?"
"Those damn snitches," muttered Lohen.
"The complaints are Anonymous; there is no one for you to hold a grudge against," said Jean.
"Well, it's clear who submitted them. Doesn't take an Akademiya scholar to figure out it was one of those cowards. I swear the Knights need to recruit people with actual nerves," he remarked as he shuffled a bit on the carpet.
Jean pinches her nose to stop the stinging of an incoming migraine. It doesn't help.
"Lohen, I understand that your standardized tests are brutal, but -"
"But my tests are so simple, Acting Gransmaster!" insists Lohen.
"All they have to do is NOT drink the poison, and what do they end up doing?? Drinking the poison! I assure you, if they didn't drink it, I'd just spar with them for a minute or two and let them pass!"
"That's not what I-" she rebuts.
"Jean! Are you in there?" a knock, following the most melodic voice (in Lohen's opinion), speaks out.
"Yes, come in." Jean sighs, taking her hand off her nose.
In walks the most beautiful girl in Tevyat. You didn't notice Lohen the moment you stepped into the office, distracted by the bundle of papers in your hand, but he very much noticed you. In fact, he can never do anything but notice you. The way you walked, spoke, and how those thigh-high boots fit on you.
You really needed to step on him with those on one day.
But he was aware you were there for Jean rather than him. Such are the woes of life. You were rumored to be the Dandelion Knight's successor, much like how Razor was to Varka. Though you weren't raised by Jean, you had a loving family. Your father and brother both worked in the church, and your mom ran a local bakery. How you stumbled into being a knight will forever be a mystery, but, hey, maybe you just like fighting, just like he does.
Which makes you even more attractive to his eyes, and if anyone on Tevyat disagrees, they're gonna catch his hands one way or the other. Because no one insults his wife- sorry fiancée, and gets away with it.
Yes, you're engaged to this maniac. He really put a ring on it before anyone could even say 'windblume'. Though to the public, you two were just budding lovers.
"I just received a report from Dornman port, we need-" you paused, almost squeaking your boots as you halted, just noticing the figure kneeling in the middle of Jean's office, looking too happy to be there.
(He's just happy he's kneeling in front of you instead of Jean now. And he gets to have a nice view of your legs as well :3 Barbatos must be smiling on his luck today! Can you blame a man for appreciating his lady from a different angle? If it's Lohen, the answer is probably yes.)
"What did he do now?" audibly annoyed at the bullshit he's pulled to get into trouble. Again.
Jean sighed, massaging her temples with her hand now, "The Vice Captain has complaints that his tests are too dangerous and risky to take, so I was explaining to him the importance of keeping the new recruits' morale up while deciding on a punishment."
You nodded, "I see. Well, anyway, the knights from Dornman said- OH MY GOD IS THAT DVALIN ON THE WINDMILL OVER THERE????"
"What? Where?!" Jean panicked, opening the window and leaning out to get a better view.
"What the fuck, Lohen! What did you do that made them snitch on you?" you snapped, whisper-screaming at him now that Jean was distracted.
He shrugged, "I only did what I always do, Liebling, I just poisoned their wines a little, just enough to sedate them, and these idiots drank it. How was I supposed to know they're that big of pussies."
"Oh my Barbatos, you swore you'd never use poison again for your stupid tests again. This is why I don't wear my ring outside," you snapped.
"Excuse me!?" Lohen raised his brow, visibly offended.
"You're excused," you smirked at him, "Anyway, want me to bail you out or something?"
Jean turned back, after searching and not finding the large blue dragon, "I don't see Dvalin outside. Are you sure you saw it here?"
You chuckle awkwardly, "Oops, must've been just a big crane. I really need to get my eyes checked."
"I see. I'll schedule an appointment at the church then, you should get your eyes checked soon. Anyway, about that report you were saying-"
"Was that a jumpty dumpty I saw right there??" Lohen butts in.
This clearly concerned Jean more than the Anemo dragon, as she turned around haphazardly and leaned over the windowsill, almost about to fall over, and yelled, "WHAT?! KLEE!!!"
"You'd bail me out?" he asks expectantly.
You pondered over it for a bit. It wouldn't be hard to ask Jean to let you handle him. Although being her assistant and successor, you also had to act fairly.
"Well, only if you behave and take a minor punishment from me."
"You'd punish me too??" His eyes lit up, he looked as if you had gotten onto your knees and agreed to spar with him using hilichurl batons.
Meanwhile, you stared down at him (not helping the situation, he loves that too) as if he were an invasive pest on Jean's carpet, "…..on Barbatos's name, why did I even say yes to this man."
"Because you love meeeee~" he trilled.
Before you could say anything back to him, you heard Jean's distressed voice as she yelled out the window, "KLEE COME TO MY OFFICE THIS INSTANT!! YOUR DODOCOS WILL BE CONFESTICATED AND YOU ARE GOING BACK IN SOLIDARY CONFINEMENT FOR THE DAY YOUNG LADY!!"
"Yes, Master Jean." A sorrowful child's voice, which you can only assume is your resident Spark Knight, responds back.
"Wait, I thought you just said that just to distract her," you ask.
Seeing as Lohen also looked a little taken aback, it was clear he did not expect Klee to actually be outside, nor did he expect her to actually be causing trouble. "I did, I didn't expect Klee to actually be there. Gonna have to buy a lot of sweets for her again to apologize."
"Yep. Wait, what do you mean again?"
"Anyway, sorry about that." Jean turned around, her migraine now increasing tenfold as she plopped down on the chair. "So about that Dornman Port report?"
"Ah, yes, the Knights said that they needed more manpower for the port as Inazuma has started opening their trade again. We're going to need to send a few Knights there. And here's the full report for that." You stated, stepping forward to ignore your fiancée, and actually get business done for once.
"Thank you. You can put it on the desk here." She sighed, placing her head in her hands.
You paused, looking at your mentor, and coming up with the best solution for her and Lohen. "You look stressed, Jean. You should take some rest."
"I will. Once I'm done dealing with him, then Klee, then organizing the books with Lisa like I promised her, then send Knights to deal with that Cryo Lavachurl at Windrise…." she ranted on.
You kick Lohen slightly before he could say, "You can send me."
"How about this,' you said, "I can….deal with this guy, and organise the library while at it, and later I'll evaluate which knights to send to Dornman port, kay?"
Jean shook her head.
"No, no, it'd be too much to ask of you-"
"Jean. I see those eyebags of yours. You haven't been resting well, even after the Traveller dealt with the Dvalin crisis. Come on, trust me a bit more, please? You're not burdening me at all. Promise. I'll do all the tasks perfectly." You pleaded with her.
As much as you were doing this for Lohen, you were doing this for Jean's sake, too. She always had a bad habit of overestimating herself and kept working herself to the bone. An evening off would do her good.
"That's not what I meant- whatever, I suppose a visit to the Angel's Share won't hurt. I'll entrust you with those tasks then."
You perked up, happy that Jean's finally entrusted you with some of her tasks and getting drinks with her friends. "Alright then. I'll come back with a few headache pills later in the evening. Come on, you, let's deal with you first."
"Yes, ma'am!" Lohen chirps, way too happy to be following you.
"At least try not to sound so excited when I'm bailing you out. You should be lucky I was even there in the first place." You scold him once the two of you step out.
"Oh, you have no idea how lucky I think I already am, and every day you keep making me realise how much luckier I can get," he says, hugging you from behind, and planting a few kisses on your cheek.
You blush and try to break away from his grip, not wanting to scar the knights in the hallway to be traumatized with Lohen's PDA. However, you soon gave up when you realised the more you tried to squirm away from him, the more he tightened his grip on you.
You sigh and walk towards the library with a human-sized leech attached to you. "Whatever. Well, let's get down to the library then. Sorting books shouldn't take that long."
"Hey, didn't you say you were gonna deal with me first? What are we doing going to the library?" he asks, still latching onto you.
"I will, I'll deal with you in the library."
He perks up at that and loosens his grip, allowing you to slip away, "Ouuuu are we gonna make out behind the shelves again? Kinky~"
You rolled your eyes. Does this guy think of nothing but thrill?
"Are you an idiot? No. Also, last time we did that, Lisa zapped my butt so hard I couldn't sit on a chair for a whole week. So no, I don't want that again."
"Ah, I thought that was because I spanked you that day. Explains it now. I was worried I actually hurt you." He smirks, giving a few gentle taps to your butt.
Heat creeps up your back as you remember that day. Lohen was particularly worked up, having taken down several Treasure hoarders and Hilichurl camps. He was practically panting the moment he set foot in the headquarters, and when he hunted you down in the library, sorting out expedition maps, he pounced on you and dragged you behind a 'secret bookshelf'.
Lisa eventually found you two, not because you two were making a ruckus (you were trying to keep your voice down for the two of you), but because Lohen was so obscenely loud, his voice kept echoing through the entire room. Both of you got into trouble for that.
Did Lohen learn anything from it? No. He proceeded to take you to his room and fuck you on his mattress, digging his fingers into your skin, and went on to the point where both of you passed out. You were lucky you could even walk the other day (and luckily Lisa didn't tell Jean, otherwise you could never look her in the eye knowing she knows you got caught making out in the library).
"Liar. You were anything but worried. I saw you looking like a smug cat whenever I used to squirm in my seat." You mumbled, turning your face away.
Lohen only smiled at that, "Oh, then will you bash my head with a hardcover book?? Please please please pick the Boar Princess. It has the thickest cover you can bash my skull all you want my queen-"
"Nope, nope, and nope. You will do this while I help Lisa organize the library books."
You led him to a table and sat him down, dumping a bunch of papers in front of him.
"My punishment is.......paperwork?"
"Nope." You say, looking for the Knights of Favonius handbook and slamming it next to the stack of papers.
"Your punishment is to copy the entire handbook three whole times. Including the Index and the Appendix."
"INCLUDING THE INDEX??" he groans, loathing the task already.
"Liebling, please don't do this to me. I'm-I'm begging you. I won't poison another new recruit for the whole year, I promise."
"No can do. You have to do this. Unless....."
He seemed to cheer up at the idea that you thought of another punishment for him. He'd even lie down and let you walk over him a hundred times if that's what it takes.
"Unless what? Go on, anything, but this will suffice. You can even try choking if that's what you want-"
"Sex ban for a month. And I'll let you off."
"WHAT!?" Lohen yells, which earns him a sharp 'shush' and a stare from the resident electro vision-wielding librarian.
You stare him down, smirking at his misery. He deserved this for making you the butt of the joke last time you two were here.
"Iwilldothewriting," he murmurs.
"Hmm? What was that, Vice Captain? Couldn't hear you very well~"
"I said, I will do the writing." He says, sulking and opening up the Favonius handbook.
As much as you enjoyed his misery, you couldn't help but give him something to look forward to. After all, it was your duty as his lover to keep him happy.
You quickly did a sweep of the floor to check for any people who might see, and leaned over the table to get close to his face.
"If you do this and stay out of trouble for today, I'll give you a reward in our room later~" you purred in his ear, delighting in the way you saw him shiver
You stepped away as you head towards Lisa, informing her about Lohen's punishment, and asking about the books she'd like you to help with.
As you follow her upstairs, you feel a similar shiver down your spine, only to turn back and notice a pair of bloodstained eyes, piercing into you in a way only you know means he's undressing you with his eyes.
'Barbatos help me,' you beg to your Archon as you turn around, 'I am absolutely losing my ability to walk tomorrow.'
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a/n: Hello hello guys :3 I already had an outline written for this fic lmao I was just waiting for the og prompt poster to confirm that I could go forward with it. Not much to say rn I'm eepy and tired and sick so I'll go to sleep (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )づ♡
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