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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Every time a Salamander comes home, his family/neighborhood throws a big block party and he mans the grill. This is CANON and FACT my uncle who works at GW told me so
Picture an 8-9 ft tall obsidian skinned muscleman, cargo shorts, wifebeater, and flip flops. He’s wearing wrap around sunglasses, a doofy looking chef’s hat, and a giant apron that reads KISS THE COOK, and he is flipping the burgers while enthusiastically discussing the fine art of Seasoning Meats with a little old lady he calls his niece. The blend he’s using involves a spice he picked up from the last planet he pacified. Orks smell awful when they burn, but they sure make a pretty sight. Hey, how do you like your burger? Coming right up!
Scarborough Faire by kayscreativecollection
‘girl with a gorgeous voice sings in a weirdly industrial space that actually has incredible acoustics, turning the song into a heavenly choir of one’ is such a SPECIFIC genre of video and i never get tired of it
Joytoy announcement or whatever.
by Anastasiya Landasseln
What loomed over you, you now embody it
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Annoy him and you’ll get the breadbox treatment
So my beta reader for the Big Fics is an astrophysicist, right. Who is currently also writing a hard sci-fi novel about the exploration of Phobos (more power to them, I cannot with the physics required for that, best I can do is soft sci-fi/fantasy and that reminds me I should finish that story).
Anyway I was bitching about how hard it is to come up with feasible planets in Star Wars because sometimes you need a new planet from scratch and sometimes you need to know more about a planet than the 'has jungles, is probably a moon technically' than Wookieepedia will give you, and they're like 'oh yeah I can do something about that'.
So they've written (in Matlab but they swear it will run as a .exe as well and I may be conscripted to embed it as a web tool at some point) a star system generator.
You input what you know about the planet (ecosystem, population, sun colour, does it have liquid water, does it have a moon or moons, is it a moon or moons, temperature averages, atmosphere, you get me) and it will give you the... everything else about the star system, in obedience to real-universe physics. And if you input nothing you get a randomly generated star system.
And I’m like oh I know people who will be into this with a vengeance, and they're not on Tumblr, so this is me seeing who exactly would be keen on, and I cannot stress this enough, a real-physics comprehensive star system generator.
It's still in the debugging phase (last error fixed: every planet wants to have a population of exactly 5000 regardless of other factors, turned out to be a missing equals sign somewhere), but I'm psyched for this and trying to gauge interest for how high a priority 'make this an accessible web tool' needs to be.
@bucketofdeltav says the URL is here: http://tumblr.com/star-system-generator
Follow @star-system-generator and get more of the good stuff by joining Tumblr today. Dive in!
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That fic you wrote?
The one about the ship no one else cares about, or the deeply unpopular character, or the extremely unusual AU?
The fic that got no comments or kudos when you posted it?
Months or years from now, that fic might be exactly what someone is looking for in the sea of fics about all the popular characters, ships, and AUs.
Your fic might be the only fic out there that has what someone is looking for. The only fic that scratches the itch that it turns out you and that reader share.
And that's awesome.
[Unnamed Sequel to "Iron Will, Crimson Whispers", Chapter 4, final paragraphs.]
"Crush my vocalizer," the Magos rasped, its voice box muffled but unpanicked, "And your planet dies with me. When you return a failure, your Warsmith will demand your head. And I imagine your precious Red Corsair would be terribly disappointed to find his investments wasted."
Theron's jaw clenched so hard his teeth ached. With a disgusted growl, he released the heretek's neck.
Pixis clattered onto the desk, instantly righting itself with unnerving grace. Theron collapsed back into his chair, the metal groaning under him.
"What is your objective, Magos?" he spat. "Are you attempting to extort me?"
"Negative," Pixis replied, adjusting the creases of its red robes. "I require no additional resources at present."
"Then what do you want?"
"I merely require you to understand your position, Lieutenant," the Magos said, its voice sickeningly smug. "It seems you have forgotten who truly holds the power on this planet. I have reminded you now. Consider it a minor recalibration of your ego for your recent slights against me."
"I should have left you to the rot during the clear night."
Pixis seemed to sag for a fraction of a second before its maddening air of arrogance snapped back into place. "But you didn't," it said, "And so, here we remain."
It scuttled off the desk, its metal legs clicking toward the blast door. It paused at the threshold, optics gleaming in the dim light.
"Until tomorrow, Lieutenant. Remember, we are always watching. We execute so many invisible sub-routines for you. The least you can do is be polite."
The door hissed shut, leaving Theron alone with the mocking rhythm of the toxic rain.
Sharing warmth.
MEET THE RETINUE ⮚ EOGUNN FEBRUS
Manipulus Eogunn Februs is a Genetor Extremis who has attained unprecedented heights in the art of augmentation. Possessed of a keen and restless intellect, he spends his time in experimentation, labouring day and night to discover a means of prolonging the functioning of the human body, regardless of the cost. On this path, Eogunn is inseparable from a servo-skull companion named Nuncius, with whom he speaks as if it were a living person. Eogunn does not fear to push the limits of what is permitted, displaying a keen interest in xenos technology. But what is the price of touching the forbidden, and what may he sacrifice in pursuit of his goal?
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I recently became interested in the warhammer universe. like it