[pbnjui]

Slay Leo slay💅

Quick redraw of that one kill la kill screenshot because omg it fits them so well

[pokemonprofessor]

[schrodingerscatisdead]

Tumblr’s love affair with comic sans and stars.

[mintyprincess]

just adding a few to the collection

[forsakenasylum]

[playerprophet]

reblogging for reference.

[succubusboyfriend]

adding some more

[achievemientarchive]

adds some

[nlxy]

what the fuck

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[crazed-rambler-deactivated20240]

i’m always caught off guard by the “hail satan” one

[rithiathemoth]

hope I’m not late

[biblical-bonez]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[just-dont-panic]

Damn @prideknights you outdid yourself, the quality is impeccable! I love the poem and feel it in my soul💌

[crimsonwinters39]

I AM GOING TO EAT THEM

[crimsonwinters39]

Gonna explode

[andyblackveil]

happy pride month!

[crimsonwinters39]

Him!

[crimsonwinters39]

@zetrif

[crimsonwinters39]

@clouded-chaos

[thenatsdorf]

Chatty catty.

[adamsmasher]

She has OPINIONS  and CONVICTIONS but no THOUGHTS

[teashoesandhair]

Me writing every single undergrad essay

[crimsonwinters39]

Catto 💜

[crimsonwinters39]

Tried changing my header image, guess I’m stuck advertising Snickles

[crimsonwinters39]

I’ve given up on blocking all of the sus bot accounts, I’m just gonna start posting memes about beans ig

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

Ranboo

[crimsonwinters39]

MmmmmmmmmMMMMM EVERYONE INCLUDING THE CATS ARE ASLEEP WHY CANT I SLEEP GGGGGHHHHHH

[crimsonwinters39]

My account is now violence, now I try to hjonkshoo before the birds rise

[crimsonwinters39]

MmmmmmmmmMMMMM EVERYONE INCLUDING THE CATS ARE ASLEEP WHY CANT I SLEEP GGGGGHHHHHH

[crimsonwinters39]

It’s in the AM and I crave chaos someone set me loose I’m gonna buy 74 kazoos for cheap if I don’t go hjonk shoo in the next 5 min

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do

[flairina]

HABY BIRTDOY

[crimsonwinters39]

Here’s a cake from my friend’s birthday, they managed to spell this with the candles they could find :D pretty sure we all repeated the phrase “Haahpy Bdy” all night. Such silly goofy cakes

[nowyoukno]

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[doctormemelordmd]

Yeah but have you seen this 

[stultiloquentia]

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

[warwyrd-deactivated20170724]

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

[reallymisscoffee]

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

[ruggie-bucchis]

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

[avianawareness]

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

[odpixel]

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

[lilith-knight]

Best birbs !!

[221cbakerstreet]

your son is Beautiful and Strong

[solitarelee]

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

[betheothergirl-deactivated20180]

Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.

As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater. 

[blackwoolncrown]

!!!!

[birbiebabies]

I don’t think I’ll ever not reblog this. This posts makes me cry and smile at the same time.

[gaymerlvl-pharmercy]

He’s so handsome!!

[junkyard-deactivated202308]

Birds . . I like em

[vixen-uchiha]

[maskingfragility]

I love crows.

[gardenergulfie]

@eatmygayfist

[chaoticconstellation]

On this day one year ago, I was fired from Crumbl Cookies because my grandfather suddenly died and I cried when I found out and was on the clock. They make you sign a waiver to not talk about the recipes that lasts one year after your termination. Well guess what babes. That day, is today. RIP Nanu, you’ve been missed. But for anyone who likes the Chocolate Chip Cookies or the Iced Sugar Cookies, check out the recipes in the links. Feel free to ask about other recipes, it’s been a year but some things are just reskinned versions of these lol. Good Luck and Happy Baking.