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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Andulka

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@cringeghost
Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute
do you love the colour of the sky
this is much better than the original.
boy: do you have any fantasies
Me: I get my PhD so I can make reservations at fancy restaurants under “Dr. & Mrs.” then when they expect a man to show up, my gay ass will stroll in instead: hot intellectual wife on my arm. She’s wearing a cocktail dress & is also a doctor. Im smoking a Cuban cigar. their heteronormative wigs is snatched…
i am full of love but nobody wants it
i can’t stop sending this cat to people so I may as well draw him
I bring my dog everywhere with me
In public he’s a very quiet, well behaved animal. He spends a lot of time looking at people’s faces whilst they’re doing things.
Mind you, the guys’ my best friend. Like we’re together constantly, we do everything together and when it’s just me and him he’s the biggest dork on the planet. He’s the most undignified creature I’ve ever had the pleasure to be acquainted with.
So of course, like I forget how pretty and unique he looks to new people. He’s a German Shepherd that was born all white -so he has a long, stark white coat, a fluffy tail, and golden eyes. They’re the prettiest eyes I’ve ever seen, in the right light they sort of glow amber.
Today we went to get coffee, and the coffee lady looked down and just had a meltdown, “he’s a fae!” (Her accent makes me think she’s Russian/Ukrainian) so I looked down and the little nerd is doing his best “we’re in public I’m gonna act cool” schtik, sitting with his fluffy tailed curly majestically by his side, chest out, head tilted slightly up so he can just by a few degrees look at the lady right in her face. He just sits. And stares.
Again like my dog is nuts, he’s the type of guy that will reduce himself to a puddle of whimpers, nibbles and flailing paws over a phrase like “is it time for a walk?”, also, he sleeps with a stuffed hedgehog. Every night. If he can’t find Sonic he’ll storm the house and howl at people like they’re holding him prisoner until it’s found.
So cue Sabot (dog, pronounced “Say-bow”) acting like he’s not a hot mess, and this lady is just captivated. She says “he has such a wise face, he looks like an old wizard’s dog, can I biscuit him?” To which I say of course, she gets a biscotti and comes around the counter and squats down near Sabot, who does what most polite people do when meeting a new person and shakes hands. This is too much for the coffee lady, and she takes her 15 minute break. To talk to My Dog.
Guys, I think I just found a new best friend because that was the cutest reaction to meeting a dog I’ve ever seen.
I love your -8 ninetales
Best. Reblog. Ever.
Ok, so I found the perfect photos that capture the spectrum of his behavior:
In public/when strangers are around:
Taken literally two seconds later, when it’s just him and I:
Us, alone, too lazy to hold his own head up so he rests it on things:
There was also once, with one of our pack mates, he saw a mirror for the very first time. He proceeded to make faces at the mirror for several minutes, sitting on the back of a couch like a cat:
Wise face indeed.
@stupid-poetry
american person: *writes date*
me: but there is no 15th month
honestly? I’d pay Laura Jane Grace to read me the dictionary just to hear her voice
The poise… the balance… the PRESENCE
self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void
May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead
I hope everybody can enjoy the typical day at the Russian parliament
it looks like a classroom where the teacher’s left for a few minutes
It IS a classroom where Putin the teacher left for a few minutes
the best thing you will see all year
Preferred pronouns?
dont talk about me
neuroticmarshmallow:
sexy inexplicable melancholy
I think the time is ripe to reblog this.
Happy Halloween!