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murphy's experiment

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

rosekin

"I should have made sure I got a full 16 hours the night before... this is Base Banana Slug I'm up against!"

percysfoxblog

streetkit

earth water 1% dinked

hungrymilliek

@fuck-detector

fuck-detector

just you wait we'll drink it all then who's laughing

swaxe

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

somacruz

if you were dating someone you met online and felt deeply in love and had amazing chemistry but had never seen their face, and you were beginning to feel suspicious that they were winston the gorilla from overwatch, how would you feel? what would you do

somacruz

@porthavens masterful insight

fuck-detector

what the fuck?

Fucks are small-to-medium-sized omnivorous mammals belonging to several genera of the family Canidae. They have a flattened skull; upright, pretty triangular ears; a pointed, slightly upturned snout; and a long, cute, bushy tail

catmask

i wanted to make a little artfight goal sheet for everyone to use :'] i tried to keep it as beginner friendly as i could!

catmask

for reference...! these are my own personal goals, though it does not follow the general format i made, it is an example of what you could do!

dirt-secret

Shared Electricity

a piece for a friends bday <3 If you want a print of this piece, you can get it HERE !

libraford

Advice I gave someone today was: 'do it stupid.'

She wants to learn photography. Do it stupid. Take a million photos. Don't think about why they're not good. Enjoy the process of taking photos.

Pick out tge ones you like the most and figure out why you like them. Is it because the subject is centered? Is it because you caught them doing something cool? Is it because the light made cool shadows?

Do it stupid. If you try to do it smart, youll get stuck. If you think too much you'll never get to doing. Do it stupid.

etherdiver

Holy shit

quill-ting

This is honestly how I started quilting! I had fabric, I had a knowledge of backstitch, I had a quilting magazine. I asked "how hard can it be?" and now here we are. Just have fun and give it a go!

depsidase

roycohn

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

senatortedcruz

transhuman-priestess

@zoethesportsblog

zoesupreme

a few of my favorites

zoesupreme

a new one just dropped

dappergamelord

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

doubleca5t

bowelfly

Brother Gregor gone fishin'

blossompigeon

Commission I did earlier this year for @bowelfly and @gachimushi - drawing this was a MASSIVE honour and I was very touched to be trusted in drawing this <3

bowelfly

Gachimushi secretly commissioned this for our wedding anniversary and I'm still just endlessly delighted by it. Unbelievably good and cute and joyous. I made a nice print of it and just need to get it framed. Thank you so much Frank (Thrank).

contemptible-scoundrel

THE MOST ANNOYING POSTER ALIVE: everyone thinks the bible is like some boring nonsense but its actually has some really Badass Sh*t if you actually read it #and its like. Not a Good Sign that no one is reading it anymore #swearing

THE LAST BRONY: trixie best pone

PUPPYPLAY ACCOUNT (out of ideas): when you suck her penis. and you're a dog

SKELETON MERCHANT: I've got some wares that'll rattle your bones! if you've got the coin, that is.