[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[depsidase]

[mreullogy]

[whisperingsoup]

it exists to divide the working class. All labour is skilled labour. Yes including that one. Yes, including that one too.

Do you know what's unskilled labour? Owning capital. There's no labour involved, thus requires no skill. And you can tell because people can be born into owning capital.

[dumbdoegirl]

i need ten thousand weed gummies, some good chinese food, and 500 beautiful women who are all taller than me. this is for my research.

[catboy-joyfriend]

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

[pankomako]

[minusboy]

i think something that is often overlooked in conversations about platonic and romantic relationships in media and the argument that “two people can just be friends” is that a big part of being queer, for me personally at least, is that i am deeply in love with my friends and would do absolutely anything for them and this sentiment alone opposes the heteronormative idea that your friends are supposed to play a secondary role in your life after a certain point. my friends are not just my friends. they’re not just anything. they’re my friends.

[cryptonature]

I was lying in the leaf litter today when some moss spoke to me. "Excuse me, do you know the species of this fallen log beneath me?" asked the moss. "Hmm. No. Sorry, I'm a little fuzzy on logs," I said. "What a coincidence," said the moss. "I'm a little fuzzy on logs too."

[winged-void]

it's so hard talking to people with normative views on shit someone will say "i lost five pounds this month!" and im not supposed to say "im so sorry" or "you wanna get high and try to get em back?"? fuckkkkkkkk this shit is so hard im NOT getting that promotion

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[yardsards]

his tuoy

[yardsards]

woke up cuz he dropped his tuoy

[yardsards]

i have retrieved his tuoy for him. all is well.

[homoidiotic]

Street Transvestite Action Revolutionaries (STAR) members including Sylvia Rivera (left) and Marsha P Johnson (right) demonstrating outside the New York Women's House of Detention (1970) photos by Fred W. McDarrah

[wifehaver103947]

incresting

[soulren]

You hook up with me for a one night stand and see me on grindr four years later. In the background of my photo is a fishtank. One of the fish has your face.

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[importantcatpics]

[junglejim4322]

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

[junglejim4322]

Where am I

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck