[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

[sevenmoreminutes]

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[writeofthevalkyries]

I don’t notice that everybody in the room is waiting for me to answer a question but I notice that the bookshelf is approximately 2 inches to the left from where it was yesterday

[swampswine]

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[adirtnap]

[beadyeyes]

Making 2 crumb deposits into my bed account

[crabussy]

sometimes a bug lands in my drink and I say "bro is in my drink" which evolved into "there is a brother in my drink" but that feels vaguely assumptive so now I on occasion say "there is a sister in my drink" whenever a very confused fly decides to take a dip. you too can practice feminism in everyday life

[amazoogle]

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

[theboredvoid]

there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

[7aceofdiamonds7]

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[spicymochi]

they are sitting and pondering

[babyanimalgifs]

[wormspeddler]

go white boy! get stupid!

[riverdenile]

lost in the sauce

[ralfmaximus]

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday

[memorycycle]

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr