Crispy "Chris "Chuz" Penis" Enahs

call me enahs 20-whatever / he/they / gamedev (kinda) https://bsky.app/profile/crispy-enahs.bsky.social

[crispy-enahs]

crispy-enahs.bsky.social

firembly reminerd

[big-brain-brian]

[crispy-enahs]

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @madwormm)

[phantomrose96]

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

[phantomrose96]

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

[phantomrose96]

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

[elfstrogenized]

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

Every time I see someone take a picture of their fit on campus with their phone leaning against a bench or tree or whatever shit I remember this gif and honestly consider doing exactly this every time I see it

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[crispy-enahs]

grappling with the revelation that i've been chasing the high of girls braiding my hair despite my reluctance

[punkitt-is-here]

i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"

[cryptotheism]

[pointing at the moon] hey man can you put that thing on a leash?

[crispy-enahs]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[cerastes]

I don’t think we ought to normalize or justify bullying as a means to keep people from being annoying — a sentiment that in and of itself could make for a whole article’s worth of conversation — but I do think we should make a habit of politely but directly telling people “hey I didn’t like that”, “that wasn’t funny”, “you are mistaken”, and the like if it’s called for, and more importantly, you should be able to take a “that wasn’t funny” for instance without taking it personally, because protecting a polite harmony where no one can criticize each other, not even politely, is also really, really bad.

[crispy-enahs]

A DISCORD FOR NOW

Check out the crispyenahs's open invitation station community on Discord - hang out with 1 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

So i'm like "scared as hell" of having a discord server, but i do want to sometimes stream (on twitch) with others including a drawing event next week, if such a thing seems feasible, so i guess needs must. for the time being its open to anyone and barebones and i'll adjust as i have to