in this house we love and support desmond miles

In the AC universe the Isu are gods so what I am saying is that one day, Billy Batson panics when someone gets too close to knowing he is a runaway orphan and in his desperation he summons Desmond.

Desmond is confused since he went from frying to not frying, but there is a kid who is hiding from an adult. This is not looking good so he steps up and demands to know what the stranger wants with his kid, scares them off, and then turns to the kid. He crouches down and asks him if he's ok, did that adult ever hurt him, has anyone ever hurt you, and pretty much proved himself as a good parent figure without Billy having said a word.

Billy is also like wow are all gods this nice?

Desmond remembering the Isu: not in my experience.

When he is taken to the rock he is shocked to find out he has demi God status. Since Billy is a kid who accidentally summoned him in his time of need, Desmond goes with it but he needs to talk to this Justice League.

#BILLY CONTENT??#sign me the fuCK up #desmond #dc #funnies

#I LEGITIMATELY CANT BREATHE #funnies

The reason assassin's have trouble with recruitment is they offer vison but no dental 😩

teainlungs

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#THE BOY #i miss him everyday and then some days i get blessed with incredible art #ratonhnhaké:ton #teainlungs #fantastic username op (/genuine)

#my DARLINGS #rosa #antonio #caterina #autiacorart

even more shitty sketches of ac2 side characters

audyketore

ouuuggghhhh i finally collected 50 feathers and unlocked a cutscene where mario tells ezio there's no point in continuing to bring his mother feathers because she's never coming back... and then tells him to focus on more important things, like the cool new weapon he just ordered for him at the blacksmiths. once again talking about men in this series using Manly Macho Violence to avoid having to confront their grief.

audyketore

posting another tags essay on masculinity and violence in assassins creed. because.

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#yessssss #mario #desmond #maria #meta

Haha what if Desmond finds himself in Mario's body and rewrites the reaction in the wake of the Auditore tragedy

#new screenshot update is fuckin NONSENSE and im big mad about it #heaven forbid i want to screenshot someone's tags #anyway op i LOVE this #also des time traveling into a body OLDER than he was is a fascinating idea 🤔#to fic #desmond #claudia #mario

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chaosismybestie

started ac brotherhood again and... it breaks my heart bro

claudia has spent so much time managing monteriggioni, managing the reconstruction, year after year in that lonely villa, abandoned by her brother, and left there to take care of their mother.

she probably didnt even have enough mental space to grieve her family properly. her father, her brothers, they were killed in such an awful way, and yet ezio told her what happened way later. how she must have been so worried, during hours, and watching over maria after she got assaulted. that's so tough.

and /then/ she learns about what happened to giovanni, federico and petruccio and- she's left all alone in a small town she doesnt know, along her uncle she barely (if at all) knows, and she lost her home, her stuff, her habits, her social circle, everything. all that's left of her family is her shocked mother (and that could get a full post in itself), and an absent brother who's acting all big-brothery towards her.

and so she manages this town. for so long. she learns how to deal with money, with investments, with the townspeople. their questions, their expectations, their judgement, their not-so-warm welcome towards that lady who thinks she can handle /their/ town.

and in one night- it all goes away in such a brutal way. she loses even more family. her uncle is dead. once again, she's left with so much to bear, without a minute to process it. ezio tells her and maria that mario is dead and they don't even have time to digest it. what's left of her precious work? of the town she thought of as a home, eventually?

to me claudia put so much work in monteriggioni bc, ofc she had to, but also as a way to cope with grief. with how everything she used to know got destroyed so she finds a way to /build/ something.

imagine the damage, when the precious result of that specific coping strategy gets shattered, too. UGH

anyway sorry about that longass post im just. claudia deserves better. claudia deserves recognition. and a hug. and everything good in this world.

#i would give her the world 😔#claudia #meta

i wonder is the beating up unfaithful men Ezio's personal vendetta for what happened to his sister

oh my god, we can go deep into it as a sign of toxic masculinity and how Claudia isn't seen as separate person but as a part of Ezio himself and offending her it emasculated him, so now he feels he has to prove his masculinity and beat up other men to feel empowered again

#👀👀👀👀#ezio #meta #claudia #maria

you are so right @audyketore i agree completely

Desmond leaving a review for Abstergo before touching the forbidden pedestal as a final fuck you

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#👀👀👀#funnies #desmond

#wheeeze #leo's gay little hand #ezioleo #ezio #leo #funnies #autiacorart

conservators revealed the real version of the lady with an ermine hidden under the layers of paint

#comin for my heart with this crossover good gods #VERY excited to read the des/letho you have NO IDEA #witcher #desmond #theyaregayyourhonor

Idk if we ever get the lore behind Cintra refusing to have a mage (they have a druid but their views on magic differ by a lot) and I like this au too much to keep it collecting dust in my docs, so here is a tentative plan for the Cintran Royal Desmond au that was inspired by a lovely review from my Letho/Desmond fic Desmond the king's bastard son. He is a few months younger than Calanthe and favored because the Mage in charge wants a puppet king. The mother's of both kids have had accidents leaving the Mage in charge. Going along with Minerva's plan, then Juno's plan left Desmond tired. So he does what he wants because this isn't his world and there are monsters to go see. The racism he discovers isn't surprising, just disappointing.

IF his half sister can agree with him, he will ensure she sits on the throne. Calanthe is suspicious, but she is aware of how much his existence is a threat. She thinks he is weak with his self loving ways but agrees to protect them and make an example of those who would willingly attack them.

Desmond holds up his side making sure Calanthe sits with him in his king training classes. The mage is pissed but can't do anything since Desmond refuses to cooperate if Calanthe is involved. Even worse, he flirts with the stable boys and knights so the mage is annoyed that people are already comparing Calanthe and Desmond when there should never have been a comparison since there is only 1 heir.

When Calanthes betrothal is announced Desmond tells the mage he sister will not be going to Ebbing. Should they push the matter, they will find Cintra without any heirs as one has been shipped out and the other will never be seen again. The glow of his eyes makes the mage not call his bluff and the king from Ebbing is brought to Cintra instead.

The mage tries to push for Desmond's spouse considering the rumors about and Desmond waves them off. He wants to ensure his sister is living well before he decide anything. Should they insist then the line will end with him if Calanthe doesn't have any kids. The mage did such a great job picking her spouse and all despite Desmond disagreeing with everything about him.

The king has been bedridden this whole time, and it seems like the worst is about to happen. The mage prepares for a coronation suspiciously quickly. The invite they grab is vague of course and that works for everyone.

The night before Desmond sneaks into the mage's room and uses his apple powers to lock their chaos. He detours to the room holding the ceremonial armor commissioned for him and bam, it's Calanthe sized now. The massively sized portrait at the entrance is also changed from Desmond to Calanthe with a snap of his fingers.

They next day the castle is too busy with the coronation preparations to focus on Desmond. The mage doesn't notice anything since they ask about the preparations 'the are going well' if Calanthe had anything to say 'no she is being dressed as you requested' so when the Coronation is in full swing, they falter when the person in the well fitted armor is Calanthe.

They can't back out. It's too late to do anything so they continue the coronation while plotting to kill Calanthe later. An accident or 3 just to be sure. Instead, the mage gets beheaded after the crimes are listed out. Most shocking of all to the people is the fact that the mage doesn't user their magic. They see this as a sign of Calanthe's right to rule.

Her knights, because Desmond trained them to be loyal to her, chant Long Live the Lioness of Cintra and they do the sword arch Desmond had them practice in secret. Mentally she is embarrassed by her dramatic brother but pleased with his gift.

Maybe leave it at that and make it have hopeful open ending, but I might also plan a sequel where it's Desmond fucking with fate and keeping Duny away lol. Calanthe can say her brother ran off with the circus, a cat witcher (Gaetan), or to be with the love of his life (Filavandrel) when he is brought up.

wantonlywindswept

sometimes I wonder about what happened with Mama Miles post flare because unless she's the same style of parent as Bill I cannot imagine her hearing that her husband made contact with their son after nine years, either didn't tell her about it or said they couldn't be in contact, and then let Desmond die without her even getting to hear her son's voice again

and not ripping that man's throat out with her teeth

wantonlywindswept

au idea (that i will absolutely not write) where mama miles takes years figuring out a way to go back in time, does, and is suddenly reliving desmond's birth because everything is tied to desmond

she nopes out with desmond as soon as possible to start planning how to save her son in 26 years and in the meantime keep bill Far Away from her baby boy

...while baby desmond, who cannot even hold his own head up, is EXTREMELY confused because this never happened? right?? he needs to get his mouth to make coherent noises STAT because what the fuck is going on

anyway happy mothers day to those who celebrate

#oh gods i am OBSESSED #desmond #mama miles #not sure if ive tagged her before so thats her new tag #to fic