it's me!!

lili; 20; they/he; lurker at heart

[kinkydorah]

SHEILA ATIM as Akasha

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[aletheyass]

washing machine time to human time converter online

[mutationgirl]

it’s bullshit that being under this much stress has yet to awaken my latent psychic abilities

[parkjihyo]

[lavendeerii]

i wonder what my close and personal friend the vampire armand is up to these days

[junk-thunder]

come back my scarab

[junk-thunder]

please come back my scarab

[junk-thunder]

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab

[thydungeongal]

This the last straw: I just heard that the company that hired paramilitaries to assassinate union members in Colombia recently used generative AI in an ad

[dykestat]

I think Louis spent his marriage to Armand trying very hard to never think about having a threesome with Lestat but I think Armand was fantasizing about it vividly regularly and miserably. Louis will catch himself thinking about lestat while fucking Armand and grit his teeth and assign himself three days of no blood as a test of his willpower and self control. Meanwhile armand has a decades long maladaptive daydream about being Loustat's son that they fuck

[glowcowboy]

it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me when someone else has a heavy accent when speaking English: That accent is charming and I can tell they put in a lot of effort to learn English.

Me when I have a heavy accent speaking another language: They are going to shoot me the second I open my mouth aren’t they

[sakebytheriver]

Daniel Molloy is such a funny character to me because in like any other situation he would be the worst guy in any room and yet he just keeps getting Saw Trapped by vampires so he gets to appear a lot more innocent because he's being graded on a curve 😭

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

[identitty-dickruption]

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

[the-kings-of-henrietta]

that’s how this scene went right

[ninjacat-uchihaparrish]

Ronan Lynch being like 6’2 and a bottom. The kind of greed they talk about on Sunday’s at St Agnes

[demilypyro]

99% of repressors give up right before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed