I eat dirt

professional fandom trash

[aparticularbandit]

Am now thinking about Haruhi and Mulder meeting.

This goes well for no one.

I'd like to think Scully and Kyon could commiserate, but. Kyon is a full on, if unfortunate, believer. Scully would put him in the same box with Mulder. Or a close one.

Mulder finally has someone with cryptid and supernatural hunting energy to match his. Except Haruhi sees this as a fun game, and Mulder has tragic backstory syndrome. Mulder investigates using odd methods because he knows they're real; Mulder is searching for his sister. Haruhi's here for a good time; Haruhi is looking for her tribe because she doesn't quite fit in.

....

Mulder saw Haruhi's middle school writing and launched an investigation into it only for it to be disproved when the local middle school girl was caught for writing it.

Mulder considers that the local middle school girl herself might be a cryptid. Scully is fairly certain that isn't the case.

[crispycryptid]

i need to read a full fic of thisss

The SOS Brigade (excluding Haruhi) attempting to do damage control and failing would be gold

[captainjonnitkessler]

It is really, really funny that the new Spider-man movie decided to solve the "why is this one vigilante kid the only person in a world of superheroes tackling this threat" problem by stating that it's because Yelena Belova is currently in charge of deciding what rises to an Avengers-level threat and she mostly decides based on vibes. Immaculate. No notes.

[junjunbakudan]

missed drawing him

[thdalsk]

Mystic Messenger set in 2026 would be so funny like imagine

[thejaybird]

Fanart of @justalilguyin2025 s ao3 barista cosplay!! (I hope you don't mind the random fanart, pls tell me if you do!!)

I've seen many awesome dashcon photos and I felt so inspired and moved by the community that I really wanted to draw something, and what better than this beautiful cosplay?! 😭💖 The attention to detail is freaking awesome!!! hopefully some day I'll be able to attend too :) !!

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[averagefairy]

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

[coquettethatcher-official]

just pissed in the stall next to strange

[strange-aeons]

It's been an honour, coquette margaret thatcher

[fireemoji1f525]

Hey chat I made another one

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

[vexwerewolf]

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

[existentialqueer]

The graphic design of the supernatural panel slides were pretty good

[ixnoah]

The year is 2014

Dashcon is happening

Homestuck is having major character death

The year is 2026

[dashcon-two]

ITS DASHCON (2) TIME

[thememedaddy]

[pastabaguette]

horse printer.

based on an edit my friend made (see attached image). i quite like this one.

[kirbykonka]

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

[unhappytogekiss]

a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who

twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street

a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode

judged by solely by christopher eccleston

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner