Fresh vibes

Hi its crispyninjadonut I have returned. They/them old

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[crispys-rambling]

Listen I love keeper but sometimes if you think too deeply about it it makes no sense.

Some of these people have been on the planet since the Dinosaurs. There had to be elves there to keep them going right.

I dont know how many millions of years that is off the top of my head but these people never die and they keep having children. Where is everyone how do they all fit on the planet. Yes I am once again thinking about overpopulation.

[fatherdoughnut]

the reason lord cassius told sophie that “love is convoluted” when she asked him if he ever loved his wife is because he’s too humiliated to admit that he actually deeply loved the woman he gave his life to, yet failed to detect that she never loved him because his own feelings for her overpowered his exceptional abilities as an empath.

[crispys-rambling]

Currently thinking about the hunger games.

Do we know how volunteering works in the career districts? Do they decide who volunteers that year beforehand? Is it a vote? Is there a collective who decides? Is it just whoever volunteers the millisecond earlier than everyone else?

Im just so curious how it works

[discodeerdiary]

Dealing with auditory processing disorder

LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"

NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"

CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"

[project-moonlark]

A song for Mr. Forkle

*to the tune of YMCA*

Fork man there’s no need to feel down I said Fork man Lie there dead on the G R O U N D You can stay there ‘Cause you are dead now Sophie is VERY UNHAPPY

[villagetryhard]

@dizznee original got flagged :’) so I can’t tag or rb but heres the video. :0

So I remembered that I had this app and I made this…… I’m kicked out of the fandom now aren’t I?

Also no clue if this link will work but I’ll put it here anyway

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm calling down lightning bolts and I'm sending tornadoes and locusts and tsunamis and earthquakes. I am erupting volcanoes. let me know if I should stop

[crispys-rambling]

Yknow some things from being in the keeper fandom here in 2016 stuck with me.

But what haunts me the most is the "fight a "mango"" anon. Did we ever figure out what the fuck that meant?

I think about this every time mangoes are brought up.

It haunts me

[crispys-rambling]

I wonder if tam has bangs because he has a large forehead

[attackfish]

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

[koshercosplay]

[fearforthestorm]

(aging tumblr userbase voice) did you guys know you can just sit on the floor to fold laundry. you don't actually have to stand up the whole time you do it. it can be a less exhausting endeavor. this is huge

[crispys-rambling]

I've started chopping anything for meals sitting at the kitchen table instead of standing at the counter and its life changing

[fatherdoughnut]

i know i’ve said this a million times but if you genuinely cannot conceptualize the fact that lord cassius was a victim of domestic abuse then i REALLY need you to reevaluate yourself because it says something about the way you perceive male victims of abuse in general

[crispys-rambling]

Did tumblr mobile change the way notes look for anyone else or have they always looked so separately spaced and im just now noticing

[thatkilledme]

I'm sorry I didnt tell you I was ginger I was too busy getting tortured haha

[mesmerholic]

how it feels being a chapter 42 fan in a world of chapter 42 fans

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks