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In which I shamelessly post for the attention of a Snzblr celeb
Yeah, so, @itchy-nostrils, celebrity of this parish, has a hankering for people to post saying āachooā through their build-ups. I am not one to avoid the opportunity for getting attention from a (justifiably) big account so clearly, here is my shameless attempt:
In which I lose my virchhinknity
Well, my first ever chhinkni finally arrived! So itās not giving me the wild, rapid fits that some of you lucky folks get but itās still fun. More hitching and sniffing than sneezing but the sneezes, when they do come, are BIG. Hope you enjoy!
(Edit: because someone in our street was gardening with a hedge trimmer it sounds a bit like I recorded this at the dentistās but I did not.)
Mood: flower inducing lily mischief and mayhemāØ
Snzfcker daydreaming mood: flower inducing lily mischief + what also happens if feathers are included into the fun?šŖ¶
Snzfcker deep in the gutter mood: flower inducing lily mischief + feathers + what if chhinkini was also added into the mix??!??!š«
š„So many choices to play with, why not play with more than one at a time?
Was talking with my best Snzblr friend and we agreed that what you may not know about @daystar428 is not only does she do amazing, wet, unguarded, joyous sexy sneezes, and not only does she have an objectively gorgeous body, she is also the absolute MAMA BEAR of Snzblr and we should all be grateful for her. I donāt know how many people she has gently told (as she did to both of us) mate you need a bio, with an age in it, and (as she did to me because I am Old) hereās how you do it, with screenshots.
Such a good egg.
Ideal trait in a partner: walks up to me and sneezes in my face every time they get a tickle, then lifts my t-shirt up to wipe their nose with the hem, even if this exposes my entire torso and chest - then carries on like nothing out of the ordinary transpired at all
Seen this reblogged so many times and it never gets any LESS hot.
Edit: by which I mean it is always 100% hot, not that it started at 0%.
I did a science:
No lie detected.
desperate stifles and failed stifles (f) š³
Tried hard to stifle these but still some fails in there. Itās so hard to keep quiet. Please do not share to non-kink blogs š©·
Everybody stop what youāre doing, this is NOT A DRILL, Tanirec has a new wav out and it is big, wet, sometimes failed stifles AGOGO! Feast your ears, people.
In which I discover Iām rubbish at announcements
How do you guys do it? I always feel like Iām chasing the sneeze away??
Anyway, though, if you want to hear some big, wet, male talkie stifles with hitching, moaning and some very poorly timed announcements, get your clicking fingers ready below:
Reblog if you have a sneeze kink and you're from the UK!
Hands up if you're British with a snz kink? It can be hard to find each other in such a small group, what with all the Americans and all *shakes fist* There must be a few more Brits with this special interest. So if youāre part of the sneeze kink community and youāre based in the UK, please reblog this post š
a man pinning you to the wall, kissing your mouth and cheek and neck. he leans in and noses your neck, right where you sprayed your perfume. he hitches in your ear and you pull his hips against yours, desperate for friction. He hitches again and pulls your hands up above your head, pinning you further. he snaps forward with a sneeze, cool mist spraying your neck and cheek. ābless me,ā he breathes, hitching again already. you both know how much he canāt handle perfume, and you body flushes with the thought. he inhales deeply in the dip of your neck and sneezes again in threes. your neck and chest tingle where the spray lands. there are roses in the bedroom, and you canāt wait to make him sneeze and sneeze and sneeze
Request to be the guy in this story pls thank you
Quick little story from my morning
Oh, people, I need to share my pain.
Weāre having an away day at work, and I was chatting to this girl. Really pretty, confident, funny. But, like, 25ish, so too young for me to flirt with and it was a regular work conversation, completely professional. Genuinely a nice work chat.
Until out of NOWHERE her eyes scrunch closed, her head rises, her hand moves up to her face and she produces these two sudden, strong, shuddering, sexy stifles in quick succession. The sort where you donāt even get to breathe in between. The sort where your shoulders and head and upper body shudder with the power of it. The sort where your nose does a little squeak after the explosion as it recovers from the overwhelming reflex. And then she laughs and apologises and carries on talking.
Guys when I tell you my concentration was GONE for about 15 minutes.
First wav
Always had the kink, never posted anywhere beforeā*slightly* nervous! Anyway hereās a wav, hope you enjoy it.
also, because Tumblr wasnāt designed for Xennials and I havenāt worked out how to pin a post yet, but also the sneeze community does a good job of protecting young people, Iāll just say here: Iām really, REALLY old, mid-40s :)
[buildups] [talking] [hitching] [strong sneezes] [touching myself a bit but not loads] [inducing] [getting light headed by the end] [m4a]
