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Moon Tears by JadeMere
It would make such a lovely Moon tarot card
Rinat Voligamsi (Russian, b. 1968), Untitled, 2016. Oil on canvas, 120 Ń 120 cm
Ever wonder how GOT translators made that âHodorâ scene work in other languages?
An ambitious Imgur user who goes by HooptyDooDooMeister rounded up 21 versions of the line in different languages. See the other 11 examples, including the hilarious way Japanese translators pretty much gave up.
Photos: imgur
The Japanese translation had to get a bit more creative to get the phrase to change to Hodor (or rather ăăŒăăŒ, hoïŒdaïŒ, which is what his name is in the Japanese translation). The phrase they use isnât the translation for âhold the doorâ at all. It goes like this:
Meera æăæŒăăăŠïŒ tobira wo osaete! Hold the door!
ăăŒăăŒăăăȘăăăăăȘăïŒ hoïŒdaïŒ, anata shika inai! Hodor, thereâs no one else!
Hodor doesnât repeat anything that Meera has said, but responds:
Hodor ćăăăăă ăćă ăŒïŒ Boku ga yarunnda, boku daăŒ! Iâll do it, I will!
and itâs the ćă ăŒ! (bokudaïŒ) that gradually changes to Hodor.
ăăăŻăăŒă bokudaïŒ ăăăŠăăŒă boudaïŒ ăăăŒăăŒăhoïŒdaïŒ
Note: I know I never usually use romaji on here but I think this kind of post might be interesting for anyone who likes translation, not just Japanese learners. After this, no more romaji!
I donât know if people remembered this but itâs a video for the very first Xbox; it was with the other demo cds.Â
Itâs not as creepy as i remembered but still very much creepy and weird.
Source: https://twitter.com/fallencxs/status/773558025504321536?s=09
Thereâs so much here to love, including that Mark is completely hidden by Jared.
WHO MADE THIS MOST PERFECT VIDEO? I MUST KNOW!
WHAT IS THIS PERFECTION?!
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They werenât counting on bears.
Imagine coming to a hostile alien world and being attacked by a horde of creatures that can weigh up to 3 tons, run at 30Â km/h (19Â mph), and bite with a force of 8,100 newtons (1,800Â lbf).
By the time you realise that they can traverse water, itâs too late. The surviving members of your unit manage to make it back by shedding their excess gear and running for their lives; the slower ones were crushed to death within minutes.
You later describe the creature to one of the humans you captured, wanting to know the name of the monstrosity that will haunt your nightmares for cycles to come.
The human smiles as it speaks a single word, slowly and distinctly, in its barbaric tongue.
âHippopotamus.â
This is giving me the biggest, creepiest grin I might have ever grinnedÂ
Imagine being the next crew to go down to earth and thinking âitâs fine, we got this. We have the weapons and equipment necessary to deal with bears and *shudders* hippopotamuses. Weâll be fine.â
And at first you are, youâve learned how to dodge. Youâve learned where their territories are. You know how to defend yourself.
But then one night you are sleeping in your shelter. Youâre in a tree covered temperate part of earth. It seems benign. There are been no sightings of the dreaded âhipposâ around. Not even any bears. But there is a slight rustle of the undergrowth. You try and ignore it telling yourself it is just the wind.
Then you hear the rustle again. closer this time.
You peer out into the darkness but see nothing amongst the trees.
The rustle again and now you realise you can smell something. Itâs musky and slightly foul. Itâs the smell of an omen, a warning. But what of? Where is this smell coming from.
You sit up, but itâs too late. The foul smelling creature is on you. You are hit with 17kg of coarse fur and vicious bites. Long dark claws tear in to you and you are pinned down white the striped creature tries to bite your throat.
It takes some doing but you manage to wrestle free. Blood drips from your wounds and already they itch with the sign of infection. The creature has a bloodied snout, rust rad, mingling with the black and white hairs. It lets out a terrifying growl from the back of its throat and looks to attack again. Itâs between you and your knife, so your only choice is to back away.
Eventually the creature gives up and snuffles off in to the undergrowth, down a hole near your shelter you hadnât noticed before.
When you make it back to your base you once again consult the captive human.
âBadger.â they say, with a solemn nod.
One word: Moose
âOur vehicles are far superior to the local human models, in range, speed, armament, and any other metric you care to name! Nothing could possibly-â
BAMrumblerumblethumpcrash!!!
âThatâs called a moose.â
âWe should be free of the threat of the âmooseâ here on our new floating accommodationâ *humans start sniggering* â⊠they can swim, canât theyâ *humans start laughing louder* âŠ. *mid-winter* âI DONâT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! KâT'SURKIK WENT OUTSIDE AND A MOUND OF SNOW ROSE UP AND ATE HIMâ
âWhat is this âwolverineâ you speak of?â
Tell me the story of the unpleasantly surprised alien invaders and their captive human remnant, getting more smug the more the aliens fail at basic scoutingâŠ
I know weâre all talking the big smash-âem-up type animals, but what about the little ones? Are aliens prepared for spiders? Mosquitoes? Fleas? Ticks? Even humans get sick or die from some of those, who knows what the fuck theyâd do to an unprepared alien.
Nobody expects the mosquitoes
Turns out skunk spray is fatal to the aliens, whoops
Truthfully aliens would try to attack, land in Florida & get taken out by snakes, gatorsâŠyou name it. Or they would land in Australia & the whole continent would attack. Imagine being the alien that doesnât take a kangaroo seriously and gets beat the fuck up. Or the one that tries to approach an ostrich and gets kicked to death? They landed once, maybe twice & then they decided we breathe death & are surrounded by monsters.Â
You thought that, inside the camp, the energy barriers would keep everything out. After all, it worked for the badgers, the moose, and the terrifying myriad of other landstalkers. But one day, you put on your uniform and discover that you were horribly, horribly wrong. Tiny predators viciously attack your feet from inside your boots, injecting them with a powerful venom before scuttling away to parts unknown. Who knows where they might be waiting next?
As you lay in the medic tent, writhing in pain, the human next to you just starts laughing uproariously, and manages to wheeze out the word âScorpionsâ between giggles.
Even your infrastructure isnât safe.
Outpost 17 had been waiting out a siege for several weeks, unable to quell the surrounding human forces and the random landstalkers but able to survive on their rations and the local water supply. Then, suddenly, water stopped flowing. All investigations indicated that the machinery and structural integrity were still operating as intended, but the flow had slowed to a trickle before stopping completely. Just before it finally fell, Outpost 17 sent out a Priority Yellow message: âBiological blockage. The humans call them âzebra mussels.ââ
this whole thread is basically describing Animorphs from the antagonistsâ pov
It just keeps getting better.
Cody the Shih Tzu Lets Out a Blood Curdling Scream Whenever His Name is Called Out
Personality; not just for humans
We usually see âelephantsââor âwolvesâ or âkiller whalesâ or âchimpsâ or âravensâ and so onâas interchangeable representatives of their kind. But the instant we focus on individuals, we see an elephant named Echo with exceptional leadership qualities; we see wolf 755 struggling to survive the death of his mate and exile from his family; we see a lost and lonely killer whale named Luna who is humorous and stunningly gentle. We see individuality. Itâs a fact of life. And it runs deep. Very deep.
Individuality is the frontier of understanding non-human animals. But for decades, the idea was forbidden territory. Scientists who stepped out of bounds faced withering scorn from colleagues. Jane Goodall experienced just that. After her first studies of chimpanzees, she enrolled as a doctoral student at Cambridge. There, as she later recalled in National Geographic, âIt was a bit shocking to be told Iâd done everything wrong. Everything. I shouldnât have given them names. I couldnât talk about their personalities, their minds or their feelings.â The orthodoxy was: those qualities are unique to humans.
But these decades later we are realizing that Goodall was right; humans are not unique in having personalities, minds and feelings. And if sheâd given the chimpanzees numbers instead of names?âtheir individual personalities would still have shined.
âIf ever there was a perfect wolf,â says Yellowstone biologist Rick McIntyre, âIt was Twenty-one. He was like a fictional character. But real.â McIntyre has watched free-living wolves for more hours than anyone, ever.
Even from a distance Twenty-oneâs big-shouldered profile was recognizable. Utterly fearless in defense of his family, Twenty-one had the size, strength, and agility to win against overwhelming odds. âOn two occasions, I saw Twenty-one take on six attacking wolvesâand rout them all,â Rick says. âWatching him felt like seeing something that looked supernatural. Like watching a Bruce Lee movie. Iâd be thinking, âA wolf canât do what I am watching this wolf do.ââ Watching Twenty-one, Rick elaborates, âwas like watching Muhammad Ali or Michael Jordanâa one-of-a-kind talent outside of ânormal.ââ
Twenty-one was a superwolf. Uniquely, he never lost a fight and he never killed any defeated opponent. And yet Twenty-one was âremarkably gentleâ with the members of his pack. Immediately after making a kill he would often walk away and nap, allowing family members whoâd had nothing to do with the hunt eat their fill.
One of Twenty-oneâs favorite things was to wrestle little pups. âAnd what he really loved to do,â Rick adds, âwas pretend to lose. He just got a huge kick out of it.â Here was this great big male wolf. And heâd let some little wolf jump on him and bite his fur. âHeâd just fall on his back with his paws in the air,â Rick half-mimes. âAnd the triumphant-looking little one would be standing over him with his tail wagging.
âThe ability to pretend,â Rick adds, âshows that you understand how your actions are perceived by others. Iâm sure the pups knew what was going on, but it was a way for them to learn how it feels to conquer something much bigger than you. And that kind of confidence is what wolves need every day of their hunting lives.â
In Twenty-oneâs life, there was a particular male, a sort of roving Casanova, a continual annoyance. He was strikingly good-looking, had a big personality, and was always doing something interesting. âThe best single word is âcharisma,ââ says Rick. âFemale wolves were happy to mate with him. People absolutely loved him. Women would take one look at himâthey didnât want you to say anything bad about him. His irresponsibility and infidelity; it didnât matter.â
One day, Twenty-one discovered this Casanova among his daughters. Twenty-one ran in, caught him, biting and pinning him to the ground. Other pack members piled in, beating Casanova up. âCasanova was also big,â Rick says, âbut he was a bad fighter.â Now he was totally overwhelmed; the pack was finally killing him.
âSuddenly Twenty-one steps back. Everything stops. The pack members are looking at Twenty-one as if saying, âWhy has Dad stopped?ââ The Casanova wolf jumped up andâas alwaysâran away.
After Twenty-oneâs death, Casanova briefly became the Druid packâs alpha male. But, Rick recalled: âHe doesnât know what to do, just not a leader personality.â And although itâs very rare, his year-younger brother deposed him. âHis brother had a much more natural alpha personality.â Casanova didnât mind; it meant he was free to wander and meet other females. Eventually Casanova and several young Druid males met some females and they all formed the Blacktail pack. âWith them,â Rick remembers, âhe finally became the model of a responsible alpha male and a great father.â
The personality of a wolf âmatriarchâ also helps shape the whole pack. Wolf Seven was the dominant female in her pack. But you could watch Seven for days and say, âI think sheâs in charge,â because she led subtly, by example. Wolf Forty, totally different; she led with an iron fist. Exceptionally aggressive, Forty had done something unheard of: actually deposed her own mother.
For three years, Forty ruled the Druid pack tyrannically. A pack member who stared a moment too long would find herself slammed to the ground, Fortyâs bared canines poised above her neck. Yellowstone research director Doug Smith recalls, âThroughout her life she was fiercely committed to always having the upper hand, far more so than any other wolf weâve observed.â Forty heaped her worst abuse on her same-age sister. Because this sister lived under Fortyâs brutal oppression, she earned the name Cinderella.
One year Cinderella split from the main pack and dug a den to give birth. Shortly after she finished the den, her sister arrived and delivered one of her infamous beatings. Cinderella just took it, as always. No one ever saw any pups at that den.
The next year, Cinderella, Forty, and a low-ranking sister all gave birth in dens dug several miles apart. New wolf mothers nurse and guard constantly; they rely on pack members for food. That year, few pack members visited the bad-tempered alpha. Cinderella, though, found herself well assisted at her den by several sisters.
Six weeks after giving birth, Cinderella and several attending pack members headed out, away from her denâand stumbled into the queen herself. Forty immediately attacked Cinderella with was, even for her, exceptional ferocity. She then turned her fury onto another of her sisters whoâd been accompanying Cinderella, giving her a beating too. Then as dusk settled in, Forty headed toward Cinderellaâs den. Only the wolves saw what happened next, but Doug Smith and Rick McIntyre pieced together what went down.
Unlike the previous year, this time Cinderella wasnât about to remain passive or let her sister reach her den and her six-week-old pups. Near the den a fight erupted. There were at least four wolves, and Forty had earned no allies among them.
At dawn, Forty was down by the road covered in blood, and her wounds included a neck bite so bad that her spine was visible. Her long-suffering sisters had, in effect, cut her throat. She died. It was the only time researchers have ever known a pack to kill its own alpha. Forty was an extraordinarily abusive individual. The sistersâ decision, outside the box of wolf norms, was: mutiny. Remarkable.
But Cinderella was just getting started. She adopted her dead sisterâs entire brood. And she also welcomed her low-ranking sister and her pups. And so that was the summer that the Druid Peak pack raised an unheard-of twenty-one wolf pups together in a single den.
Out from under Fortyâs brutal reign, Cinderella developed into the packâs finest hunter. She later went on to become the benevolent matriarch of the Geode Creek pack. Goes to show: a wolf, as many a human, may have talents and abilities that wither or flower depending on which way their luck breaks.
âCinderella was the finest kind of alpha female,â Rick McIntyre says. âCooperative, returning favors by sharing with the other adult females, inviting her sister to bring her pups together with her own while also raising her vanquished sisterâs pupsâ. She set a policy of acceptance and cohesion.â She was, Rick says, âperfect for helping everyone get along really well.â
(This piece is adapted from Carl Safinaâs most recent book, Beyond Words; What Animals Think and Feel, which will is newly out in paperback)
horse people are weird
what does this mean
horses can see demons
@betterbemeta are you able to translate this? Is it true horses can see netherbeings?? Will we ever know the extent of their powers???
I think I have reblogged this before but Iâll answer it again bc its a fascinating answer I feel and i was more funny than informational last time.
The truth is that horses see what they think are nether beings, I guess. They have a perfect storm of sensory perception that, useful for prey beings, marks false positives on mortal danger all the time. Which is advantageous to a flight-based prey species: running from danger when youâre super fast is much âcheaperâ than fighting, so you waste almost nothing from running from a threat thatâs not there. Versus, you blow everything if you donât see a threat that is there.
Horses also have their eyes positioned on the sides of their heads, which gives them an incredible range of peripheral vision almost around their entire body with only a few blind spots you can sneak up on them in. But this comes at the cost of binocular vision; they can only judge distance for things straight ahead of them. Super useful for preventing predators sneaking up from the sides or behind, but useless for recognizing familiar shapes with the precision we can.
Basically we now have a walking couch with anxiety its going to get attacked at any second, that can see almost everything, but mostly only out of the corner of its eye. It has a few blind spots and anything that suddenly appears out of them is terrifying to it. Combine that with that it actually has far superior low-light vision than us, and that its ears can swivel in any directions like radar dishes, and youâve basically given a nervous wreck a highly accurate but imprecise danger-dar.
To be concise: all horses, even the most chill horses, on some level believe they are living in a survival horror.
This means that you could approach it in a flapping poncho and if it canât recognize your shape as human, they mistake you for SATAN⊠or you could pass this one broken down tractor youâve passed 100 times on a trail ride, but today is the day it will ATTACK⊠or your horse could feel a horsefly bite from its blind spot and MAMA, IâVE BEEN HIT!!!⊠or you could both approach a fallen log in the woods but in the low light your horse is going to see the tree rings as THE EYE OF MORDOR.
However, they actually have kind of a cool compensation for thisâ they are social animals, and instinctively look towards leadership. In the wild or out at pasture, this is their most willful, pushy, decisive leader horse who decides where to go and where itâs safe. But humans often take this role both as riders and on the ground. They are always watching and feeling for human reactions to things. This is why moving in a calm, decisive way and always giving clear commands is key to working with this kind of animal. Confusing commands, screaming, panic, visible distress, and chaos will signal to a horse that you, brave leader are freaked out⊠so it should freak out too!
On one hand, youâll get horses that will decide that they are the leader and you are not, so getting them to listen to you can be toughâ requiring patience and skill more than force. On the other hand, a good enough rider and a well-trained horse (or a horse with specialized training) can venture into dangerous situations, loud and scary environments, etc. calmly and confidently.
The joke in OP though is that many horses that are bred to be very fast, like thoroughbreds, are also bred and encouraged to be high-energy and highstrung. Making them more anxious and prone to seeing those âdemons.â All horses in a sense are going to be your anxious friend, but racehorses and polo ponies and other sport horses can sometimes be your anxious friend that thinks they live in Silent Hill.
Reblogging some horse knowledge for certain people who write fantasy books but know nothing about horses *cough cough*
highlights: âBasically we now have a walking couch with anxiety its going to get attacked at any second.â âAll horses in a sense are going to be your anxious friend, but racehorses and polo ponies and other sport horses can sometimes be your anxious friend that thinks they live in Silent Hill.â
I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago.Â
Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.
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Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3
Took so many hours.Â
Listen to the triangle in Offenbachâs Can Can.
You guys can use the gif if youâd like, just send me a link to what you posted because I want to know what situation would warrant this gif.
I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND
Iâm just reblogging this because my dad didnât believe it existed.
IT
HAS
RETURNED
Well I spent way too much time on this thing that I should have.
But I really liked the idea of a sand gardian.
POSEIDON QUIVER BEFORE HIM!
Reposting because I had forgot the most important detail
Thanks again Katiestrophic for the inspiration
But can we just talk about
This is one of those posts that disappear forever. They make you think that you hallucinated it, then it just pops up like, âhey, bud, yeah Iâm real.â
it got better!
Not so much a portrait, but rather a nod to Mia Wasikowska in Crimson Peak. Some more lunch break(s) work :)Â
I looooove painterly styles but my brain was screaming at me the entire time âRENDER IT! RENDER IT!!!!â
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So Iâve been listening to an audiobook of Moby Dick in my downtime, and omg this book is weird. Like prepare yourself for it being super racist, but itâs also intensely gay??? The main character gets gay married to his Pacific Islander roomie like the night after he meets him???? Also I just got to the part with Captain Ahab and omg he is so Extraâą like he actually throws his pipe overboard because it doesnât fit with his ~*~aesthetic~*~ Let me tell you Great American Literature is wild
UPDATE in this chapter the narrator canât shut up about how hot his particular friend  boyfriend Queequeg is and describes in loving detail how theyâre tied together by this rope while he holds Queequeg over the side of the boat (actually he says âwedded,â WEDDED, i ask you) and heâs never felt more intimate with another human being in his life
JUST WHALERS BEING BROS
FURTHER FUCKING UPDATE OH MY GOD
okay so item 1: this book recently went from âsomewhat racist at brief intervalsâ to âletâs have a whole chapter of unremitting racismâ so like. be aware of that if you ever plan on reading this? it was not fun times
ITEM TWOÂ
YâALL.
There is a whole chapter about Our Hero holding hands with his fellow whalers.
WHILE THEY MASSAGE WHALE SPERM.
I could not make this shit up. Here it is, in all its slimy glory, Chapter 94: A Squeeze of the Hand â âSqueeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborersâ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,- Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.â THIS IS THE GAYEST THING IâVE EVER READ. MELVILLE IS LEGITIMATELY JUST TAUNTING ME NOW. HEâS CREEPILY ROLLING HIS LITTLE WHALER HANDS IN WHALE SPERM AND DARING ME TO SAY SOMETHING WHILE I JUST STAND THERE WITH MY FUCKING JAW ON THE FLOOR. THIS BISEXUAL ADMITS DEFEAT. I HAVE BEEN OUTFLANKED BY HERMAN FUCKING MELVILLE AND HIS GAY-ASS WHALE SPERM
FINAL. FUCKING. UPDATE.
this is what i said to @manicpanic88 earlier today, so naĂŻvely: i said, âMeville is straight up thirsty for whales.â I added, âThis man truly wants to fuck a whale.âÂ
Let me be clear (and by the way SPOILERS up to antepenultimate chapter of the book follow this parenthetical): I am now on chapter one hundred thirty-something and we have only just now found the whale. Like. This book has been one hundred and thirty chapters of Real Nantucket Whale Thirstâą and almost no actual (Moby) Dick, do you get me? You out there who like pining fic, THIS BOOK IS THE ULTIMATE. Melville did it first, but GAYER, and WITH WHALES.
Anyway so this whole book everyone who has seen or even heard about Moby Dick is like âwhoa my sweet fancy aunts, donât go lookinâ for that there whippersnapperâ (this is my attempt at imitating Melvilleâs weird imitation of a Nantucket accent, itâs not going well for me but it didnât go well for him either), âwhoa, THATâS A BAD FISH, I heard he took someoneâs head clean off / killed his twelve best mates / blew up a ship with the power of his LASER FLUKES!!â i mean no one actually says âlaser flukesâ but THIS IS THE LEVEL OF BADNESS WE ARE DEALING WITH. THIS IS NOT A NICE WHALE. YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE THIS WHALE HOME TO MEET YOUR PARENTS AT SPRING BREAK, HE WILL DRINK ALL YOUR BEER AND LEAVE THE HOUSE SOMEHOW FULL OF DOG POOP, WHILE IT IS ALSO ON FIRE.
and yet.
here is what Melville has to say about this bad motherfucker when we finally, finally see him for the very first time:
âA gentle joyousness - a mighty mildness of repose in swiftness, invested the gliding whale. Not the white bull Jupiter swimming away with ravished Europa clinging to his graceful horns; his lovely, leering eyes sideways intent upon the maid; with smooth bewitching fleetness, rippling straight for the nuptial bower in Crete; not Jove, not that great majesty Supreme! did surpass the glorified White Whale as he so divinely swam.â
RAVISHED EUROPA. STRAIGHT FOR THE NUPTIAL BOWER. WE GET IT, HERMAN. WE GET IT. YOU WANNA FUCK A WHALE. YOU WROTE A WHOLE ENTIRE BOOK ABOUT WANTING TO FUCK THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WHITE WHALE IN THE WORLD, WHO PROBABLY ALSO HAS PURPLE EYES AND PUTS ITS FLUKES UP WHEN SOME PREPS STARE AT HIM. WE GET IT.
reader, i hope he married it.
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