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King of Kings

The snake of the young so crippled and deaf

Sustenance has begot by my hand

Time as a fence until you have healed

The bite of the feeder to ensure a mortal bond

A pact has been made as the duos life carries on 

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Assassin Adventures

Group of unknowns so different in life

Arguing, fighting, through their own eyes

Group of 11, without a head of thier own

The spider moves blind with no purpose

A leg is lost and the head finally grows

The same group of people arrive at the show

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[12:30:11 AM] Linh-An Andrew Ong: Im reallly on the fence about zac [12:30:17 AM] Linh-An Andrew Ong: on one hand he seems like a douche bag [12:30:26 AM] Linh-An Andrew Ong: on the other hand I would lick chocolate off of his perfect abs [12:30:31 AM] Linh-An Andrew Ong: I just cant decide how I feel [12:36:53 AM] Helen Kim: Lol [12:36:56 AM] Helen Kim: I understand [12:37:15 AM] Helen Kim: I really do, this is why you must settle your problems by watching the movie [7:21:36 AM] Tsu: ...is there something wrong with licking chocolate off a douchebag's abs? [10:02:30 AM] Joe: Wait no one is questioning the fact that Fuu wants to lick chocolate off of a douchebags abs? [10:02:46 AM] (◕ ‿ ◕)✿: mmmmmmmmmm [10:02:49 AM] (◕ ‿ ◕)✿: i dont blame him [10:02:50 AM] (◕ ‿ ◕)✿: whatsoever [10:02:57 AM] (◕ ‿ ◕)✿: i second his movement

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[3:45:13 PM] Joe: wait [3:45:15 PM] Joe: is it time for spanish 101 [3:45:19 PM] Joe: this isnt what i came home for [3:45:23 PM] Tsu: hai [3:45:25 PM] Tsu: joe-sensei [3:45:28 PM] David Cha: lol [3:45:30 PM] Joe: sensei [3:45:32 PM] Joe: spanish [3:45:32 PM] Tsu: joe-sensei-senpai [3:45:32 PM] Joe: wat [3:45:40 PM] Joe: LESSON ONE [3:45:43 PM] Joe: THE APPLE IS RED [3:45:52 PM] Tsu: ringo [3:45:54 PM] Linh-An Andrew Ong: EL APPLO IS REDO [3:45:54 PM] Tsu: es [3:45:55 PM] Joe: UN MANZANA ES ROJO

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[3:43:12 PM] Joe: Mijo, tu mama es rampado [3:43:21 PM] Tsu: your mom is a raptor.

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[1:05:22 AM] Linh-An Andrew Ong: being big isnt bad in itself [1:05:24 AM] Linh-An Andrew Ong: I like it big. [1:05:27 AM] Linh-An Andrew Ong: but it has to work

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[12:37:20 AM] Marc: stalker. [12:37:21 AM] Marc: creeper. [12:37:23 AM] David Cha: i did both actually

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[12:46:23 AM] Joe: the lolis look [12:46:26 AM] Joe: exactly like an elin [12:46:26 AM] Joe: like [12:46:27 AM] Linh-An Andrew Ong: thats my line >:OO [12:46:29 AM] Joe: style and all [12:46:31 AM] Tsu: lol [12:46:34 AM] Linh-An Andrew Ong: just with ears lol [12:46:44 AM] Tsu: you have no idea what that does for him [12:46:48 AM] Tsu: i can see his boner from here [12:46:56 AM] Linh-An Andrew Ong: rofl [12:46:58 AM] Joe: its piercing the heavens [12:47:02 AM] Joe: fuu watch gurren [12:47:03 AM] David Cha: whats bns [12:47:11 AM] Tsu: of all the ways to segway into gurren lagann

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[11:58:25 PM] Tsu: "stop playing new games" woah says [11:58:30 PM] Tsu: "PLAY BUTT PIRATES" woah says

[cravings]

[reallyabitch]

hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how

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[coracoco]

[egoidy80adgy-deactivated2013061]

The fact that there are bugs that look like leaves and eels with electricity and frogs that ooze out crazy psychedelic poison makes me soo mad like humans don’t have shit ooo my big brain whoopee where’s my fucking night vision or my wings to fly with what the shit evolution u blew it buddy

[fer1972]

Surreal Illustrations by Qiu Dandan

[k-alkunn]

[wanksclub-deactivated20141104]

my goal for 2014 is to complain more than what i did in 2013