an approximation of my brain

bored and probably hungry she/her.

[ajmoonstar]

"What do you have in there?" 💀 Kudos to Occtis Tachonis for having the coolest description of Chill Touch ever💚

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[linzer-art]

when you're a demon and your angel crush asks you to bite his face and draw blood

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[turkwriter]

Yanessa using her conversation with Wick to tell her she believes him and loves him and she's so glad he's back in the fold, while also using the conversation to outright tell him that she was planning on slitting his throat and would still do so if he ever thinks about betraying her in the future and will now keep a closer eye on him, like:

[orwell]

Red Letter No. 8 by Jen Mazza

[gvalesdraws]

picture "raimond davinos' genes never stood a chance"

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[gingerbbatch]

every night as i fumble to plug my phone into its charger i think of how bbc sherlock holmes would classify me as an alcoholic

[severeprincesheep]

ppl will never forgive BBC Sherlock Holmes for this

[severeprincesheep]

Nothing ACD wrote could ever be dumber than his phrenology moment in The Blue Carbuncle.

Big heads have big brains, yall.

[vasira96]

wanted to draw Tyranny without her aspirant robes

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[twinstxrs]

azune having the craziest 36 hours ever like investigate the site of a massacre, watch a partial resurrection, get lightly flirted with by the heavily grief-stricken guy you do not like after lightly blackmailing him, go to work, watch like 70% of your coworkers get fired, accidentally make your new fascist boss interested in you, tell your friend said fascist boss might know your history as a child soldier and so you might die, before you can even process also find out the man who you followed into battle that was kind of your father figure may have intentionally not tried to escape at his public execution, realize it’s a non-zero he did that to spare your life, try to hold it together, get called out by all your clearly worried allies for looking 2 seconds away from a mental breakdown, see something you should not be able to see but can due to your magical powers, manipulate a religious fascist into liking you, have a sobbing emotional breakdown about your father figure’s death in the home you once stayed in because he sent you there, start building the beginnings of a mercenary spy network, go back to work, find out you have to investigate that same massacre but this time it’s because your new fascist boss is asking you to, realize you have built your entire life around the fires set by your father figure and he’s now dead, start getting the kindling to set some fires of your own.

[mosoli]

im still laughing at this

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[rbgianfar]

[Image Description: Image of a handshake between two masculine, white seeming hands in professional clothing. One has a watch on their wrist. The background is blurred; perhaps some sort of table/ counter and plant lies behind the handshakes. The text above the hands reads:

“Rule #2:

don’t ever hug a lobster when you

see one in the street” /End ID.]

[revvethasmythh]

thaisha's familiar is doing a scientology run into the villa aurora LMAO

[thememedaddy]

[undead-knick-knack]