dead

tumblr has killed me

[critwhale]

the only reason i’m keeping this piece of shit is because i have a post queued for 3008.

that’s it. that’s the only reason.

[retrogamingblog]

[solofonn-deactivated20190513]

human brain: im angry

gorilla brain: hit something

chimpanzee brain: scream

orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

[catgirlbulge]

gorillaz brain: feel good

[modmad]

So this was my morning commute

[modmad]

Just a casual reminder that this is something I did as a working professional.

[tofixtheshadows]

It’s come to my attention that I have not yet made a post about Farmer’s Market Hot™.  

Farmer’s Market Hot is a specific kind of aesthetic that is the result of me watching Orphan’s Black and trying to describe the hotness of Cal to others.

See my point?

Farmer’s Market Hot is a wholesome kind of hot. Rugged but approachable. It’s not the kind of hot where you immediately go, “Oh my god they’re so perfect, I want to take them home and photograph them/tear their clothes off.” That’s for later.

This is the kind of hot for people who would visit the farmer’s market to buy some organic cheeses on their way to pick up their kids from their Creativity Through Music class. It’s the look that says “I’m here to support our local beekeepers.” You see them and it makes you want to settle down. You want to do your taxes with them, raise dogs together.

It’s borderline hipster without the elitism and irony, borderline country without the sound of Tim McGraw. If they’re white, racist shit like dreads automatically disqualifies them.

Guys will most likely be stubbly, or bearded, but not to the point of lumberjack. Think Chris Evans in between Marvel movies.

Pictured: a man who wants to buy artisan bread from a stall and be polite to the merchants.

Imagine a woman with a sunflower tattoo, wearing a high-low dress and clunky dependable boots, holding a dog’s leash while she waits at the knife sharpening booth. Imagine a man wearing flannel and holding a baby while talking about ethical alternatives to quinoa.

Farmer’s Market Hot™.

Add this to your vocabulary.

[nourgelitnius]

It’s that time of the year again, so I felt the need to bring this back.

[blackhorseandthecherrytree]

farmer’s market hot

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

the quality content i am here for

[vampiresandbunnies-deactivated2]

I can’t not post this gif now

[heckifiknowcomics]

[outofcontextdnd]

““I can worship multiple gods, I’m polyamorous!” “…You mean polytheistic?” “I’m into that too!””

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[yourplayersaidwhat]

Halves

My group was creating a name for their guild.

Bard: We have decided on the name “The Half Covenant”.

DM: … Any reason why you went with that? Just curious.”

Bard: “Because we’re all halves. I’m a halfling.”

Ranger: “Half elf.”

Barbarian: “And I’m a half orc.”

Dm: *Turns to the human rogue* “What half are you?”

Rogue: “Competent.”

[katswenski]

You’ll only make it angrier! MY STORE (NEW!!) — My website – My Instagram – See me on Webtoon!

[wytrykusarchives]

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

[spootywabbit]

I love it when you can pick up an animator’s quirks. 

[kaseylgifford]

     I’ve read in old interviews with Milt Khal’s fellow animators that he did the swaggle to purposefully show off. Moving the head in 3-d space is an exceptionally hard thing to do but Khal upped the level of difficulty to a place many animators wouldn’t go.      Not only are they all doing the swaggle you’ll notice they are all TALKING while they are doing it. This is back in the days where you had to use a timing sheet to pace your animation and a head swaggle doesn’t work if its too slow or too fast so he had to figure out the right speed so it looked natural while the character finishes what they have to say while not interfering with the distinct mouth shapes.       Not only did Khal do it without any shifting weight problems or timing issues he would often do it while moving the rest of the body. This isn’t his signature move just because he was good at it.This is his signature move because he was one of the only people skilled enough to DO IT AT ALL.

Milt Khal was a MASTER.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ambris]

oh god

[gif87a-com]

[teratomarty]

Reblogging because I had a dream in which this came in vitally handy.

[catsbeaversandducks]

By SEPHKO

[ladyausten]

A friend of mine sent me this and I felt so called out, but like also zero guilt whatsoever.

[clarkes-ark]

when ur jam comes on but ur tired af

[birdnormal]

tiny cats in tiny hats

[birdnormal]

[stydiaherondale]

just imagine the jokes LMAO