wait. what.

aries || 24 || recovering homestuck

[campcrow]

I’m looking disrespectfully. Show me that bulge king

[artful-insincerity]

[targetedknowledge]

[catgirlcastigated]

the coworker who is too maternal and has correctly identified you as the runt of the office and won’t let you eat your lunch on break so you starve quicker and die

[devilfic]

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[stormfather]

(x)

[ficteer]

i read this as homestuck and then realized that it wasn’t homestuck before realizing that it was actually homestuck

[softgrlfriend]

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

[yourtryhard]

no wet cigs

[sacred-portal]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[theweirdwideweb]

[moviesludge]

aesthetic of the day is "isn't it exciting to realize you know better"

[haarute]

me: i can't do anything... i don't know what my life is anymore...

the jacob wysocki tulpa manifesting inside my brain:

[plagued-by-visions]

genuinely came on tumblr to see if someone clipped this bit so I can save it

[zeravmeta]

tragic! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis only got an overly flowery summary! AND he had his lunch and everything ready to eat

[zeravmeta]

soul crushing! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis actually did find one with well thought-out points but the narrator is so goddamn fucking annoying in how they talk and present information and the whole video is interspersed with unfunny memes!

[officeshelpdesk]

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[hyrude]

invariably when i read or watch something and my thought is "i expected this to push the envelope a lot more, this touted itself as being weird but it could have gone further. it also over-explained an already obvious metaphor which comes across as self-conscious and mistrusting of your audience," i'll look at the reviews and half of them will be like "this was so weird im scared WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!!!!!! i didn't know things like this were out there... i don't know who to talk about this with. this shouldn't be allowed to happen"

[nepofledgling]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[heartbreakrevolver]

*points at your girlfriend* you know that thing would summon you as a skeleton warrior if you died right?

[euphuistically]

god I fucking hope so

[martindykewood]

anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

[martindykewood]

The Gecko is friends with such icons as Time Flies and Bear In Mind