I Never Know What’s Going On

they/them

[dirtbrunch]

Go my scarab

[arcaneglitch]

[lotus-duckies]

@druddigoon

[kosmogrl]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[preheville]

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[lnaliazmcithilien]

every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

[flootzavut]

Swear in your search request. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the most effective way I've found of it not doing the AI summary is just to add "fucking" go my search.

[aahsokaatano]

Holy shit

[necrxticstardust]

It also seems to get rid of sponsored posts

[icescrabblerjerky]

GUYS THIS FUCKING WORKS OH MY GOD. BEAUTIFUL.

[starwalker-------official]

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[rockium-z]

big bnnuy… 🥺

[eeeccoo]

[argentinasexogay]

sorry if this is a dumb question but uhmm is anyone else's boop-o-meter doing this???

[kushblazer666]

[mn12platform]

[ottermatopoeia]

[coolxatu]

[borderlinereminders]

People don’t owe you their downtime! And I don’t mean this in a harsh way, but in a “quit breaking your own heart” way.

It’s so easy to see a friend “active” and reblogging on tumblr, or maybe making a status update on Facebook and feel hurt they haven’t replied to our messages.

Different things take different energy. And someone being “online” but not actively talking to you does not mean they no longer love or care about you.

[inkzbat]

I agree with this but they can communicate that they need time to themselves or time alone and just wanna post things and have alone time instead of ignoring, communication is important.

[lechatelierite]

I think expecting people to actively take the effort to communicate to every single person they regularly talk to, every single time they need a break, is honestly putting a lot on that person and defeats the whole point of having a break. If I had the energy to text 30 people that I’m tired and need a break, I would probably have the energy to just respond to them.

Wanting to post things and chill out is a really normal human need and should not need to be communicated every time. People need to consider why they feel so entitled to other people’s time. Nobody owes you a response for any reason and I hate how modern technology has made it such that people are constantly expected to respond and that not texting back when you’re doing something is considered “ignoring”. It’s not ignoring, it’s being busy, and people should assume that by default instead of needing it spelled out/communicated.

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[eggaphant]

Kiss kiss fall in debt or something like that

[r2x2]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Abandonware should be public domain

[grumpy-the-repentant]

Same with books. If publishers haven’t printed a run in 20 years, they shouldn’t be able to renew the copyright.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Addendum to the above, if the original author is still alive, the rights should revert back to them so they can shop it to different publishers.

[tooies]

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

[amazoogle]

hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

[tooies]

i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do

[duckdotcom]

[amazoogle]

sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails