Gross & perverted

they/it . cream of wormtongue #1 fan

[crockodile]

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My name is Rowan I'm a multifandom artist ,,, and i like to rant 🐊

Nonbinary aro lesbian + AuDHD 🦟

!! HARRY POTTER FANS DNI !! 🦖

My main fandoms include: Outlast, SOTL, Child's play, Alien, Resident evil, Jurassic park, OUAT 🪱

Spinterests: SOTL, Child's play 🦈

Currently hyperfixated on wormtongue/wormspittle 🐍

I like animals a lot mainly reptiles + arachnids 🪰

My artfight 🕷️

Decoration creds: ivy-lanezz, achadifiend, totallylabgrown, vrtualseraph

[monkiinart]

wishing this little nasty freak all the joy and alien kisses in the world

[totallylabgrown]

I fucking hate Ryan gosling I want him dead

[crockodile]

Minor issue which is easy enough to ignore but still upsets me somewhat ← MY LIFE IS RUINED!!

[desolationlesbian]

you should try crossdressing more. both because it's fun and because seeing the different ways clothes are manufactured by gender will give you 50 new reasons to be pissed off. become radicalized against misogyny by flannel quality

[freakoutgirl]

seeing happy people posting on tumblr like shut up. take your ass to instagram.

[the-singularitys-discourse-blog]

My vent art because people keep forgetting about her

[moldavite]

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

[crockodile]

I love my snake i love my snake my beautiful worm aww awwwww youre just another me awwww hashtag my snake

[badendclerk]

brightheart!! nobody asked for her but i wanted to draw her teehee

[totallylabgrown]

wormtongue and alfrid in my lotr modern au yaaaay rambles under cut (do read my tags aswell)

(alfrid is not as big as he looks in this drawing, the winter coat makes him look big on purpose)

@crockodile

wormtongue gets fired proper hard from his job which was keeping him housed so he ends up moving to a completely different place and ends up in I guess a more modern version of laketown (I imagine it would look similar to coastal towns in cornwall) and buys a place on top of an antique shop and immediately starts trying to suck up to the master in hopes he'll hire him but through this he meets alfrid who doesn't seem pleased at all that someone is after his job

Alfrid throws some threats wormtongues way and then basically targets him for a week so whenever wormtongue is outside alfrid is there. And he's like "right not being suspicious are you?" Everytime and is constantly trying to get him done for something

And then wormtongue has enough and tackles alfrid and tries to bite his nose off but theyre in such an absurdly erotic position alfrid doesn't really put any effort into pushing him off

after this alfrid gets fixated on wormtongue and will literally stand outside of his place early in the morning just to sneer at him. wormtongue doesnt give ten shits and literally goes on about his day. all the threats alfrid throws at him are empty because hes got the fattest crush on him and for a while doesnt admit it

slowly wormtongue over the course of this grows intrigued with alfrid and starts stalking him back

[totallylabgrown]

Theyre making a grima wormtongue spinoff called the quest to fling poo what do you think starring brad dourif and ryan gage

Do grima and alfrid kiss in it lots and lots of times

[crockodile]

Yes the trailer was just 5 minutes of them kissing

[totallylabgrown]

LESBIANS ARE GOING EXTINCT

We're going back in time to the first pride festival to take lesbians off the menu

[crockodile]

Alfrid: noooooooooooooo

[crockodile]

Rohan sounds similar to my name which means I was born to hyperfixate on.hit character grima wormtongue!!!!!!

[totallylabgrown]

THEYRE CHANGING IT OFFICIALLY INSTEAD OF WARM WELCOME ITS WORMSPITTLE WELCOME NOW

ITS WORMSPITTLE WELCOME....? I.... IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR YEARS!!!!!!!

[crockodile]

A VERY WORMSPITTLE WELCOME TO YOU ALL

[crockodile]

IF YOU COMMENT ABOUT HOW WEIRD OR FUNNY THE SHIP IS UNDER THE SERIOUS POST ABOUT A SHIP I HOPE YOURE SHOT DEAD

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.