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64mpg

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

iamoutofideas

it’s really not.

64mpg

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

holyurtadamn

You're in the wind, I'm in the water

Nobody's son, nobody's daughter

sennamaticart

Joust ⚔

memorycycle

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

memorycycle

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

beaft

google help me

beaft

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

beaft

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

beaft

this too is a kingism

beaft

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

beaft

i'm starting a collection

mikkeneko

canisalbus

✦ Cinderella ✦

canisalbus

I might have misread snooter and thought "oh, I suppose he could have a scooter. He's going to race after the pumpkin carriage with his trusted Vespa."