Why are you here

Why? It’s all shitposts!

[cronchybaguette]

zoloft looks like a bunch of little rabbit food pellets or maybe ginuea pigs idk how tf you spell that anyways it makes me want to throw them all in my mouth at once and chomp chomp chomp and i will not be providing context or taking questions, comments, or suggestions on this statement thank you love you bye

[cronchybaguette]

WHOA THE NB TERM FOR BIMBO/HIMBO SHOULD BE **LIMBO** INSTEAD OF THEMBO BECAUSE IT RHYMES AND ALSO LIMBO IS LIKE NEITHER AND ALSO IN BETWEEN AND YES OK THOUGHTS ON THIS??

[cronchybaguette]

empty plastic bags are the tumble weeds of the city

[cronchybaguette]

Me running away fromGender Crisis because I’m too tired to deal with her right now then running back immediately when a waiter gets confused on whether to call me ma’am or sir

[italianamericanfanpage]

[cronchybaguette]

So nice to see when people stay humble and down to earth even after they get famous. Stan Bob the Tomato forever 🥰

[cronchybaguette]

I’m not built to live like this I think I was meant to be a little victorian boy in 1857 with anemia and a pet cabbage that died of cholera at age 7 but they fucked my shit up in heaven or whatever and now I’m here

[cronchybaguette]

Why are zoom school teachers like:

Bad teacher: Hey guys, I know I started the class 20 minutes late, but ahaha I’m a person too, I get held up sometimes, also I don’t know what the schedule is and I’m not going to check! Anyways how are you guys, how was your weekend? *silence* *they for some reason feel like someone will definitely respond soon, even though it’s been 47 seconds already* *more silence* Okayy let’s get started- actually I wanted to talk about something first, I noticed that not enough of you are showing up to class lately *lectures the people who actually come to class about the people who don’t come to class up for 30 minutes about being responsible and showing up and doing work even though we’re literally the ones showing up and doing the work* Anyways now that that’s out of the way, I’m going to put you guys into breakout rooms for 30 minutes to answer this single yes or no question, if you finish early why don’t you turn on your cameras and, you know, talk to each other? I’ll stop in to each room and check on y’all, and if I don’t hear voices chattering away and see faces you’ll be marked down. Ahaha :) Anyways, since group work is supposed to be beneficial for the students to share with each other, I’m going to put the only 4 people who talk in my class in *different* rooms so that they are forced to hound the other students into doing slow and mediocre work instead of being benefited and getting good work done with the other 3 good students. Okay, now that the group work is done, let’s share even though class is already over and I know you have to be in your next zoom in three minutes! Okk now that we’re done sharing the same answer 7 times, and you’re already late for the next class, let me give the longest outro ever!! Ahaha see y’all wednesday!!! :)

Good teacher: I spent a week finding devices to borrow from friends so that I could show you guys this science experiment and I was grading the entire thanksgiving break so I didn’t get to rest, and I send out weekly polls to see how I can improve your online school experience, and nobody even ever turns their camera on...

[cronchybaguette]

When you say “we” in reference to the lgbtq community but you haven’t come out to your parents yet ...

[abz-j-harding]

“Two souls are sometimes created together and in love before they’re born.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald / The Beautiful and Damned (via bnmxfld)

[cronchybaguette]

melodramatic bitch no they arent

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]

[emilysbakeshop]

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

[greenteatheatre-deactivated2014]

[grawly]

what did tumblr look like back in the 90s

[grawly]

[6eanr]

this says tubr

[grawly]

it was the 90s 

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[30-minute-memes]

Internet Explorer

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

he breasted boobily down stairs

[ass-fingers]

[cronchybaguette]

It fucking grinds my gears when ppl are like sUiCiDe iS a PeRmAnEnT sOLuTiOn To A tEmPoRaRy PrObLeM like ya bitch you think I dont know?? I’m an impatient mf I cant even wait for my food to cool down before taking a bite and frying the skin off of my mouth, waiting for the temporary problem to go away is taking

Too Fucking Long

And

✋Youre Not Being Helpful🤚

🙂

[cronchybaguette]

reblog if ur a watermelon slut