That Yoinky Sploinky

18+, any pronouns, sometimes I go yeehaw

[neolesbian]

did she learn nothing from jfk

[jimmyhoffathecat]

The Scary Starer

[pukicho]

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

[tiredworms]

i hope the rest of these are beautiful pictures of lovely landscapes cause what the fuck is that

[memorycycle]

me: aw man i got distracted and now the day is almost over lol

horse that has a random chance of suddenly existing: my epoch approacheth

[angelicguy]

[catmask]

cats will see u eating a single bagel and look at u like your a european monarch cackling eating every last shred of food while they a poor beggar boy go off and die at war for the kingdom of a god they no longer believe in

[sleepy-bebby]

bubbl 🫧

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[firstnameskibidi]

[ryebreadgf]

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

[rosalinastan]

it's almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something

[veralena-deactivated20240731]

man this politics shit is easy

[apjvff]

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

[starshipheartofg-erti]

happy birthday

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

[h34vybottom]

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Autism

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

the phrases "kill myself" "kill yourself" "let's kill ourselves" are sacred because brands cannot use them. holy in the literal sense

[sleepy-bebby]

[cryptotheism]

"look at the point we've reached as a society" [screenshot of one tweet]

[cryptotheism]

[calm-before-the]

a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper

[mega-gaymer-party]

[chefwhatnot]

[despazito]

They'd never let us have happy feet gay shrimp in 2023

[despazito]

shrimps is gay