Eadwulf’s life is a series of hilarious mistakes.
Confused? Here’s the first comic.
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Eadwulf’s life is a series of hilarious mistakes.
Confused? Here’s the first comic.
If it gets what it wants, I don’t think much of Percy will be left.
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No Mercy Percy! I finished TLOVM without knowing anything about c1 and I just loved it, especially all the reveals about Percy and Orthax—so I brought back the textured brush! I love painting in this style, I should really do it more. This painting was such a blast! (Hehe)
"don't come any closer" "it was a nightmare, that's all" I always wondered what would've happened if Vex walked in on Percy having a nightmare, or at least the aftermath of one.
Vex hears someone screaming. She jerks awake and before she even knows what she's doing, runs towards the sound. It carries her out of her bedroom and down the hall. It's then she realizes it's coming from Percy's room. The screaming has stopped, but instead she hears him pleading, sobbing.
Without hesitation, she wrenches open the door and walks in. Percy is laying on his bed, thrashing wildly, covering in sweat and tangled in the sheets. She runs over to him, reaching across his bed to shake him awake, but before she can touch him, he sits bolt upright, looking at her with unseeing eyes. He's clearly terrified.
"Don't come any closer!" He shouts, holding a hand out defensively. His breathing is ragged. "I can't take anymore, please, please."
Vex's heart breaks for him, "Percy?" She says gently, lowering herself a bit so she's not towering over him. "It's alright, you're safe."
"Liar!" He shrieks. He scrambles back quickly. "Where's Cass? Don't you fucking touch her!"
Oh boy. Vex gently sits on the edge of the bed. "Percy, you need to calm down. You're in Greyskull Keep. Cassandra is safe, remember? She's not here right now, but no one is going to hurt you, I'm not going to let them. You need to breathe."
Her words seem to have some effect on him because his head shakes and then he blinks, once then twice. He swallows and lowers his shaking hand. Vex looks at him gently, "It was a nightmare, that's all."
"Vex?" He asks, voice scratchy and hoarse.
She nods, "I'm here."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." He yanks a hand through his sweaty hair. "I didn't mean for you to see that."
"It's alright, darling," she assures him. "Everything is alright. You're safe."
He nods and takes a slow breath. "It's been a long time since I had one that bad." Vex watches him slump in on himself, feeling his own pulse point which Vex is sure is racing.
"What can I do?"
Percy sighs. "I don't there's anything you can do, unfortunately. The demons are dead, now it's just my fucked up brain."
To Vex, Percy always looks older than he is. Maybe it's the white hair, maybe it's his pompous, noble confidence, but either way, defenseless and panicked, the Percy in front of her looks young. Which is why she finds herself asking, "How about a hug? It usually makes Vax feel better."
Percy looks at her nervously for a moment and then mutters, "Couldn't hurt." To her surprise, he moves over to her and presses himself into her arms. He's far too skinny under those clothes, she realizes. But she holds him close, leaning her head against his.
His breath shutters against her neck. Vex finds herself wondering how he deals with the nightmares when there's no one to wake him up and comfort him.
Nevertheless, she holds him for a long while, calming him when his breathing starts to pick up. In the darkness of his bedroom, she allows herself the shed a few tears for him and for his suffering.
darling, take off the mask 🥀
miss them already
whenever I try to explain Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III to @anonymousalchemist I feel like I never quite get across how insane he is. Like no collection of Percy facts is ever quite enough to delineate the madness of this anime dnd man. Percy once helped resurrect an innocent child by singing in the language of angels. Percy once ate a human soul on a whim. Percy took 26 points of damage using raw sodium to win a cannonball contest. Percy sleeps in pajamas that have a buttflap. Percy has been personally rejected by multiple gods. Percy worked on a fishing boat for a bit. Percy failed to re-sell his soul because he misunderstood infernal contract law. Percy always wanted to be a clockmaker. Percy is the youngest and most emotionally fraught member of his team. Percy has tricked his teammates and the fandom into thinking he's a voice of reason.
What I'm trying to say is, Percy is really The Most Character, Ever. He's even bisexual.
CRITICAL ROLE GIF MEME - [2/5] Vox Machina Relationships ↳ Percy & Vex’ahlia
no mercy percy just 💔
The Briarwoods are making me think about that time in C1 when Vex read the evil book and Percy was like “If you turn evil, it’s cool.”
He would have followed her over that cliff in a heartbeat.
And they would have been t e r r i f y i n g .
and sexy af
They would literally have been the new Briarwoods if one of them was even slightly less moral and frankly, I support them.
I’m not saying I’ve wanted this au but I want this au
I also want this AU and I don't even think you need the evil book to start them on that path. If Percy had been just a little harder to bring back to life, if they'd had to do something worse, if they'd had to work a little harder to pry him out of Orthax's claws, I think Vex would have done just about anything.
Vex doesn't have a line when it comes to keeping the people she loves safe. Vex flat out said that when Percy dies and the fight for who gets his immortal soul starts, she'll be in that rumble fighting tooth and claw for what's hers. And whatever Vex does, Percy will always be fine with it. Because he thinks of her as being a better person than him. So he'll always cross any line she tells him to cross because he's happy to be the bad guy for her benefit.
when is Doc Ripley coming back with a crazy prosthetic hand..??
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hi hi hi hi I missed posting here lowkey highkey also took a hiatus and came out of it to draw a very overdue fan art of percival! I am like 75 episodes in to campaign 1 and of course the legends of vox machina is airing sooo have a baby boy baby
It’s Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, but you may call him Percy.
Please don’t repost or edit!
fuck can you imagine being cassandra de rolo. your nerdiest brother is the only other one who survives the massacre of your family and he manages to escape the clutches of the murderers, leaving you behind and presuming you dead. years later, he comes back, his hair is completely white, hes carrying a weapon nobodys even seen before, hes host to a demon?? not only can he now hold a conversation with a woman, his three besties are all hot powerful magic ladies. you thought he hated magic. he still does but he can do some now. he kills monsters for a living. hes so hardened by his trauma you can barely recognize him. hes come back, but has he really? is this insane version of your brother just a ghost whos come to torment you in your inescapable loneliness? he wasnt even one of your favorite brothers. he has an earring now
The annual Rexxentrum Cat Show is somewhat famous for offering magical items for their grand prizes (they realized long ago that wizards tend to be cat people, and the prizes help drum up support and attention around the city.) This year the prize is a particularly rare spell book. One that Caleb and Essek are both very very interested in. Naturally, the logical thing to do is have one of them polymorph into a cat and enter the contest to try to cheat their way to a fancy new spell book.
After heavy debate on the matter, they decide to enter Essek. Catleb is a bit scruffy. He’s a super soft longhair who’s so good for petting and cuddling, but he doesn’t really have the look of a show cat.
Catssek, on the other hand, is an absurdly beautiful cat. Sleek and graceful shorthair with curious violet eyes. Caleb tells the judges that he’s a purebred Xhorhasian Blue, banking of them not knowing enough about the native cats of Xhorhas to call his bluff (and he was right.)
He also tells the judges that his cat is a pampered little prince who spends an insane amount of time grooming and is so very picky about food. Used to hate getting his dainty little paws dirty, but lately he’s started enjoying playing in the garden. Essek waits until the judges aren’t looking before giving Caleb a little swat.
The twist is none of the cats in the show are real, they are all just polymorphed wizards trying to win the spell book, and one druid there for the lulz
“Wasn’t expecting to find you here, Wulf.”
Eadwulf turns to see Caleb gazing at him, a bemused expression on his face.
“I’ve grown to like cats, I guess,” Eadwulf says, shrugging.
“Have you?”
“It’s what comes of being around them all the time. Don’t think I’ve got a single item of clothing that isn’t covered in cat hair these days. I’ve just accepted the inevitable.”
Caleb doesn’t acknowledge the dig, but his blue eyes are dancing. “Are you alone?”
“Yeah. The archmage is busy. She wouldn’t have time for a cat show, anyway.”
“It’s not just any cat show, it’s the annual Rexxentrum Cat Show,” Caleb protests.
“Funnily enough, I don’t think she’d care much.”
Caleb grins. “Maybe she’d change her mind if she knew I was competing.”
Eadwulf’s ears perk up at that. “Oh? With which cat?”
“It’s a secret. Let’s keep it a surprise for later, shall we?” Caleb says airily, but for some reason, his ears are very red.
“If you like,” Eadwulf says, his eyes narrowing at Caleb. Most of the house cats are pretty enough, but not enough to enter a show as prestigious as this—not that Eadwulf would ever say that aloud, for fear of being permanently banned from Caleb’s house. The point is, Eadwulf knows all of the cats by heart. How could Caleb have a cat he doesn’t know about yet?
He doesn’t have to wait very long before he finds his answer—Caleb’s entry is an absurdly beautiful cat, all sleek lines and sinuous curves. Its short white fur has a spectacular gloss to it, and curiously enough… its eyes are a shade of violet Eadwulf knows like the scars on his own arms.
“Caleb—”
“He’s gorgeous, isn’t he,” Caleb murmurs, hands clasped together in delight as the cat preens, sauntering before the judges with an unmistakable lift to the delicate chin. His cat is announced as a purebred Xhorhasian Blue, of all things.
“That’s one hell of a cat,” he says with a straight face. “Must have imported him straight from Rosohna.”
“Eiselcross, actually.”
“Mmm. What’s his name?”
Caleb’s answer is interrupted by the announcement of the next entry to the competition. The next cat is a stunning shade of creamy beige, long-legged and graceful, treating the judges to a single disdainful glance before flicking its elegant tail and padding away.
“Contestant number nine is brought by Eadwulf Grieve, a Blumenthal shorthair in the rarest of colors,” the announcer yells to the cheering crowd.
Eadwulf has to press his lips together to keep from laughing aloud as Caleb turns to him, an expression of utter betrayal on his face.
“I had no idea you kept cats of your own, Wulf; were mine not enough for you?” Caleb says, looking for all the world like a ruffled Johann on an especially grumpy day.
“Listen. You’d think a cat with a scarred eye wouldn’t make it into a fancy competition like this, but I believed in her.”
Caleb’s eyes soften, though he still looks distinctly annoyed. “She is all the more beautiful for it, I think.”
“She is,” Eadwulf agrees. “So if someone’s taking home that spellbook today, it’s definitely going to be me.”
“We’ll see about that,” Caleb growls.
Eadwulf shrugs. “Your cat might want to think very hard about conceding.”
“I think he’d happily put up with a bit of domestic unrest in exchange for new spells.”
“That’s because he has no idea what’s coming for him,” Eadwulf says, amused.
Their bickering is interrupted by the third entry—a cat no less elegant than the first two that preceded it, another shorthair with exquisite golden fur, and with honey-colored eyes to match. Huh.
Eadwulf looks down at the row of onlookers. Recognizes a very familiar face. A bald, very well-dressed goblin in a pair of large spectacles. Just as the new entry is announced as a Golden Nicodranian.
“Caleb,” Eadwulf says with a minute jerk of his chin.
He turns, confused, before following Eadwulf’s gaze. He pales. “Oh, shit. Yussa.”
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Campaign 3!✨