crowtime

moved to @crow-time | my insta is @_crowtime_ 

[crow-time]

hi, i’m parker/crow and i just moved from @crow-time-moved

i’m a bi trans man and this is where i’ll post my art!

my main interests for rn are in my bio, but here’s a complete list:

the adventure zone (and other mcelroy media)

dungeons and daddies

haikyuu!!

atla + lok

animal crossing

botw

bnha

marvel

kipo and the age of wonderbeasts

apex legends

overwatch

d&d in general

crows + frogs in general

i’m sure i’m missing some things, but those are the ones i can think of rn!

[skajador]

[skajador]

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

[crabbng]

they are running to make sure they dont miss telling u to have a happy bday @taichichuwhat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[valtsv]

that trope where someone is about to be killed and says "please! i have a family!" but then the family show up and beat the shit out of their captors

[valtsv]

me: no, please! i have a wife and kids, they'll be so upset when they find out what you've done!

*distant angry roaring noises*

me: there they are :)

[valtsv]

ASDFHJKLGH?!

[dawnblade]

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

[undeadnecromancer]

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

[444moons]

cows!!🐮🌱🌸🍄🦋

[bathroomcube]

*picks off the parts of gender i dont like and feeds it to my dog*

[lame-kid-on-couch]

PSA don't do this!!! Gender is not naturally occurring in dogs and they lack the ability to digest gender proteins!

[bathroomcube]

oh fuck i didnt know this!! keep ur fuzzy babies safe!!!

[mens-rights-activia]

Just so we’re on the same page when I send you that shsjskshshsjsjsjsjdkfufkfiwlwiebfjfkkdkdjsksk 😤😤

[dererumvita-art]

Everything is going to be ok, eventually…

Right?

[latinecore]

you think kindness doesn't exist you fucking pathetic nihilist? how about you look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? what do you think now? asshole

[probablybadrpgideas]

Each dice can only roll each number on it once. Ether sand off the sides you've landed on before, or just reroll upon getting that number again. Once you roll every number on the dice, eat it or some other horrible idea.

[transaurus]

stop constantly sexualising gay men, especially teenagers, thanks

it's not just fanfiction. it's not just fan art. young mlm see that and think that's everything we're meant to be. this shit leads to teenage boys being groomed and lying about their age for hookups and thinking it's okay. just fucking stop it.

if you're a writer/artist/etc genuinely take a moment to think - do you have any work of mlm that isn't a sex scene/sexual subtext? and if you only write/draw smut and nsfw content, is it exclusively of gay men or do you do the same for other ships and pairings?

[creekfiend]

Thanks this is the kind of news I can get behind

[anonbeadraws]

- detailed commission for @kowlazovdi of the main cast from their original work Death’s Hand - simple commission of Candle the Dragonborn for @aicity - simple commission of Herald Starlight for @dandelionqueer - simple commission of Calliope for @susiephone Thank you for letting me draw your wonderful characters!

commissions!|kofi

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]

FUCK YES GO HER

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

!!! CONTROVERSIAL OPINION INCOMING … WATCH OUT !!!

There could be trees on the moon and we just can’t see them with our telescopes. After all, how many telescopes were designed to look at trees?

[maxknightley]

Our eyes are very good at seeing trees, and I’ve seen the moon many times. Where would they be?

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe your eyes are good at seeing trees that you’ve seen, but the moon probably has trees that you haven’t seen. I mean, think about it. All the trees you’ve ever seen in your life are trees that you have seen… for all you know, you could be completely blind to trees that you haven’t seen

[moonbafoon]

If u saw me post this earlier w the wrong words no you didn’t 💕