schitt’s creek sentence meme / episodes 3.11 – 3.13
feel free to change pronouns, tenses, wording, etc etc for your muse.
“In my defense, I did not know he was a substitute teacher.”
“Please don’t go down that path again.”
“She doesn’t look like a horse, she just talks about them a lot.”
“You gotta go to the store and get something to deal with that now!”
“This is the last time I take a pity selfie with ________.”
“Your hair’s in a ponytail that’s.. fantastic!”
“I’m not used to that level of kindness.”
“I’m going to ignore that passive aggression.”
“Mama Oprah would be very proud of us.”
“What about a platonic sleepover?”
“That is almost entirely correct.”
“I know that town beautification is kind of your thing.”
“I’m flattered beyond all reason.”
“The whole town is named after me.”
“As much as I’d love to contribute to the population growth of this town by way of teen pregnancies, I must decline.”
“I truly appreciate the gesture.”
“It’s liquid moisturizer for your body so, um, no. You can’t drink them.”
“What do we think body milk is, if not milk for your body?”
“We have way too much work to do today for me to feel attacked by way of an imbalanced social dynamic.”
“You’ve been domesticated beyond recognition.”
“It’s not like you haven’t overreacted to bad news in the past.”
“This is probably the most intimate thing I’ve ever done.”
“For some reason, I pictured you living underground.”
“I don’t recall you ever telling me about that chapter in your life.”
“I’m sorry, but is that a soft but affirm indication that you miss me?”
“I just see two de-shelled hard-boiled eggs in a bag. Should I be scared for you?”
“The vodka’s in the freezer.”
“As much as I love the spotlight, sometimes it’s just best to step aside.”
“I know this isn’t what you wanted, but I think it’ll make him really happy to make you happy.”
“I shouldn’t have eaten those eggs.”
“I can’t believe I’m trapped under a blanket with you knowing you ate those eggs.”
“Unlike you and I, he’s extremely generous without any ulterior motive.”
“I’d rather not attach my name to a gift I had no hand in selecting.”
“Some people have nice, clean mouths and others have sloppy mouths.”
“Rarely has that been a recipe for success.”
“We should be able to have an adult kiss from time to time.”
“I had to delete groupon from my phone, because three vacuums is enough vacuums.”
“You’d think there’d be more of a market for oversized portraits of other people’s families.”
“I was just verbally assaulted by a woman in the line outside.”
“This says foot cream on it. What happens if I put it on my hands?”
“Don’t waste your time thinking about those human vultures.”
“I didn’t tell you because I don’t want you to come.”
“Has your family ever forgotten your birthday?”
“I plan on popping a pill, crying in bed, and falling asleep early.”
“I like having you here.”
“I’m gonna have to look at those photos before you share them or post them.”
“I was getting scared that I was going to let you leave without us having kissed. So, thank you, for letting that happen.”
“We can talk whenever you’d like, just preferably not before 10am.”
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